Kelly (in bed): ZZZZZZZZZZZ ...
Spike (tiptoeing up to Kelly and putting his mouth mere inches from her ear): WAKE UP!
Kelly (jumping a good 3 feet in the air): AAAAAAAAAH!
Spike (stumbles back, laughing his tail off)
Kelly (panting, wide-eyed): What in God's name --? Spike! *gets up, smacks him* Don't DO that!
Spike (laughing): Come on, toots -- admit it: you like da fact I came back.
Kelly (smacks him again): That's NO excuse! DON'T scare me like that!
Spike: A'ight, a'ight. Don't get your shirt in a wad. Heh-heh. I just heard from a lil' bird dat dere was somethin' fun ta do 'round here for once.
Kelly: Huh?
Spike (in disbelief): Ya mean ya don't know ANYT'ING fun ta do 'round here? *pauses* What was da point of showin' up here, again?
Kelly (offended): I was asleep --.
Spike (smirks): All DAY?
Kelly: Alright, alright, I'll go look. *checks laptop* Hm. A guy named Mr. Turtle wants to do a play or something.
Spike: An' it's a one-guy play?
Kelly (seeing where this is going): No ... *sighs* ... he's holding auditions.
Spike: It's not dat silly Q-t'ing, is it?
Kelly (giggles): No, it's a play about some con man who tries to swindle people and ends up falling in love with one of his victims.
Spike (grinning): Da perfect t'ing for me.
Kelly (rolls eyes and sighs)
Spike (pretending to be offended): Hey ... I CAN be da perfect guy for dis role, ya know. Dey don't call me da Maker o' Deals and da Scourge o' da Swamp for nuttin'.
Kelly (sighs and shakes head): If you just feel the urge, go ahead. I'm not your mother.
Spike (growls): DAT'S what you say when you don't want me ta do somethin'.
Kelly: What if it devolves into --?
Spike (stops her): It ain't. If I can get ovah what happened, so can dey ... AND you.
Kelly (stares at him for a long time, then sighs, giving up, shrugging): Fine. I fully validate and support your decision to audition for this play. It ... it DOES involve SINGING, you know. You only had, what, that ONE song with Robbie?
Spike (blushes): Uh, you KNEW about dat one, huh?
Kelly (smiles): I had both the fairy tale thing and the Big Songs thing once. I almost had them memorized. *winks* Just don't eat anyone if you don't get the part.
Spike (smirks): Nah. I'm full, anyway. *pats his stomach*