Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *walking through the hallways absent-mindedly*

Bean: What's she doing?

Sweetums: She's brainstorming.

Alex: *walks into a wall*

Sweetums: Maybe she's just storming....

Bean: About what?

Sweetums: For her story. She said she doesn't like what she wrote in the last chapter.

Bean: *sniffs the air* I smell..... I smell...... *walks towards Claudia's room*

Sweetums: *sniffs the air* I don't smell anything.

Bean: *bursts into Claudia's room with a crazy look in his eye* EGGPLANT! *grabs a fork and knife* COME TO PAPA!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Thank you for the sympathy, Erin.
He would have made a great....something.

Claudia:
WHAT STORY?
Is it...THE story?
Theoneinwhichyouabandoned?

Bunsen:
Hopefully she'll return to it!

Beaker:
MEEEP?
(Feels his love for her blossom even more)
MEeeeeeee....

Dr. Van Neuter:
Something is hopping our way!

Claudia:
Something...

Beaker:
Meee meeep...

Bunsen:
Something awfully cute.

Claudia:
Guys, HIDE THE VEGETABLES!

Bunsen:
Ah, too late.
Would you like some, Mr. Bean?

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *tounge hanging out* Yeahyeahyeah! Eggplant! Yumyum!

Sweetums: Sorry guys. I dunno what got into him... Oh, The Isle? No, I don't think she plans to work on that anytime soon. She says the story she's working on right now isn't about Muppets, but it's inspired by her friends at MC. I also heard her say that she won't be ready to let you guys read it for a little while, because she wants to really get things going with it first. But I think she has big plans for it. She's already decided where you're going to come in......

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Serves him a generous portion in a crimson bowl)
Remember your manners.
I really do understand, Sweetums.
It's only natural that Mr. Bean get that sudden hype in the presence of veggies.

If not, something would be terribly wrong.

Beaker:
Meep, mee mee mee?
Meee...

Bunsen:
That is a-okay.
Don't let the blues hit you too hard.
Not all novels should revolve around us, Beakie!
Just be pleased of the mere fact she's got your name in hers over at MC.

Beaker:
(Blushes)
Meep.
(Nods)
Meeeep!

Bunsen:
How very kind of you.

Beaker:
(Nods)
Mee mee mee.

Claudia:
What?
(Runs out of the room, only to pounce on the inspired Alex)
You must tell me...
You must tell me...
You must tell me...

Dr. Van Neuter:
I don't think she's prone to that voodoo stuff.

Claudia:
Shush.
It's not voodoo...
It's hypnot-

Dr. Van Neuter:
Voodoo.

Claudia:
Whatever.
Aleeeeexxxxxxxx...

Bunsen:
It's quite obvious she isn't going to tell you.

Claudia:
(Dangles a cookie over Alex)
For free if you tell me!

Bunsen:
(Slaps forehead)

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Thank you, Mr. Honeydew.

Alex: *realizes she has been pounced upon* Wha- Hi Claudia! Yes, I'm writing a story, and a bunch of the characters are inspired by people at MC. Including you. I will tell you more later. It's going to be a loooooong story though, so I want to get more written before I let you read it.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
O-ok...
(Gets off her)
You...you can have the cookie. X)
For free.

Bunsen:
Good!
Never rush good literature.

Claudia:
(Twitches)
I must know more.

Bunsen:
No need to be that way.
Here, this will make you less anxious.
(Gives her her teddy bear)

Claudia:
I feel better. :3
Still, I'm so excited!
(Glomps Alex)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Without sucking up, Claudia!

Claudia:
I'm a suck up...
It's in my nature!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Obviously!

Claudia:
(Pouts)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Ok, ok. I'll make ya a deal. I'm working on the second chapter right now. When I start the third chapter, I'll send you the first two.

Bean: *begins washing his dishes*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I LOVE YOU!
See? The cookie thing DOES work, Bunnie!

Bunsen:
Mm-hmm.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're just humoring her, huh?
(To Alex)

Bunsen:
(Offers Alex a bowl of salad)
Plenty to come around!
In fact, I should offer some to the new residents!

Beaker:
Mee mee!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: No, actually I really wanna know how she likes it! I can't wait to send it to her. I already sent the first chapter to Tony, but that's a pretty boring chapter....

Sweetums: *eats a large bowl of salad*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Gasp)

Claudia:
(Brings Alex closer)
You must not say
He who must not be named's
name!
(Shifty-eyed)

Bunsen:
Very right.
He is still sensitive from yesterday.

Dr. Van Neuter:
....Um...what is this, Harry Potter?

Claudia:
Yeah.
Alex is Hermione...
I'm Snape...
And Sweetums over there is Hagrid.

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.