BeakerSqueedom
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Bunsen:
I call this the Indoor Sundial!
This device allows you to use a sundial even when the sun isn't shining. The accurate clock motor keeps lamp in rotation around the dial just like the sun. Correct orientation is accomplished by free-turning design of the lamp bracket rotor. This unique timepiece blends ancient world charm with antiquated nineteenth century technology. Uses regular household current and voltage. Weight=800 lbs.
Claudia:
Pretty cool, but that's why we have a watch and a window!
Bunsen:
Oh, thank you, Claudia.
You reminded me of another invention that I made not too long ago.
I present to you the Wrist Model for those on the go, this special scaled-down wrist model is just the ticket. Based on the same principle as its larger cousin, this version is much lighter and runs on a small computer battery hidden under the dial surface.
Claudia:
Bunnie, no offense...but I don't think anybody would buy that.
Bunsen:
Not even my Wedge-Proof Underwear?
Claudia:
Not even...
ESPECIALLY that!
(Makes a face)
Beaker:
(Huffs)
Bunsen:
Oh, I'm a horrible inventor.
Maybe I should just become a barber instead.
Dr. Van Neuter:
You're kidding me, right?
You couldn't even do Miss Piggy's hair!
Bunsen:
I made Beaker's, though!
Isn't it an eye-catcher?
Used with that all-natural electric shock!
Beaker:
(Looks tramautized)
Claudia:
No need to go that far, Bunsen!
You just need...a better idea!
Bunsen:
Which would be?
Claudia:
A...a...a...
Bunsen:
Yes?
Claudia:
a...a........
Bunsen:
Yes? Yes?
Claudia:
....
I got nothin'.
I call this the Indoor Sundial!
This device allows you to use a sundial even when the sun isn't shining. The accurate clock motor keeps lamp in rotation around the dial just like the sun. Correct orientation is accomplished by free-turning design of the lamp bracket rotor. This unique timepiece blends ancient world charm with antiquated nineteenth century technology. Uses regular household current and voltage. Weight=800 lbs.
Claudia:
Pretty cool, but that's why we have a watch and a window!
Bunsen:
Oh, thank you, Claudia.
You reminded me of another invention that I made not too long ago.
I present to you the Wrist Model for those on the go, this special scaled-down wrist model is just the ticket. Based on the same principle as its larger cousin, this version is much lighter and runs on a small computer battery hidden under the dial surface.
Claudia:
Bunnie, no offense...but I don't think anybody would buy that.
Bunsen:
Not even my Wedge-Proof Underwear?
Claudia:
Not even...
ESPECIALLY that!
(Makes a face)
Beaker:
(Huffs)
Bunsen:
Oh, I'm a horrible inventor.
Maybe I should just become a barber instead.
Dr. Van Neuter:
You're kidding me, right?
You couldn't even do Miss Piggy's hair!
Bunsen:
I made Beaker's, though!
Isn't it an eye-catcher?
Used with that all-natural electric shock!
Beaker:
(Looks tramautized)
Claudia:
No need to go that far, Bunsen!
You just need...a better idea!
Bunsen:
Which would be?
Claudia:
A...a...a...
Bunsen:
Yes?
Claudia:
a...a........
Bunsen:
Yes? Yes?
Claudia:
....
I got nothin'.