Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Tony opens the door, and sees Beaker standing there, oversized water gun in hand.

Tony: You must be Beaker, eh? Whatcha got there?

Tony takes the picture of Alex from Beaker's hand and looks at it. He turns it over and reads.

Tony: "Water pistols at dawn?" What the...?

A BLAST of water squirts Tony in the face.

Tony: Unnngggghhhhh! Okay, you asked for it! Lefty!

Lefty: Whaddaya want?

Tony: You have a water pistol?

Lefty: Do I have a water pistol?

Tony: Yeah.

Lefty: Do I?

Lefty searches in his coat, and produces a giant water bazooka.

Lefty: Will dis do?

Tony: Oh yes. This'll do fine!

Lefty: It'll cost ya a nickel!

Tony: Put it on my tab.

Tony walks to the door, past Beaker, into the hallway.

 

[Winslow Leach]

The Newsman, still with a giant prune head, hurries into the room and slams the door.

Newsman: I was chased down five blocks by people trying to eat me!

Lefty: Heh heh, I saw dat happen on TV.

Newsman: You and about 10 million other people!

Lefty: Where's Crazy Harry?

Newsman: He's still at the theatre, working on explosions for a big production number. Actually, now that I think about it, he hasn't technically started working yet. He's been blowing up sets just for the heck of it.

Lefty: Dat guy's not careful, dere gonna put 'im away!

Newsman: Did I just see Tony and Beaker out in the hall with water pistols?

Lefty: Yeah.

Newsman: What's it all about? Is it newsworthy?

Lefty: Don't know, don't care.

Newsman: You don't happen to have a cure for prune-head, do you?

Lefty: Whadda I look like? A magician?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meep, meeep meep meeep.
Meee meee meee, blegh!
(Charges up his gun frantically, throwing some more insults to Tony)

Meep...(Looks at Tony, backs away) MEEP! (Panics) MEEEEEEEEPP!
(Sinks his head into the safety of his shirt)

(Makes a time-out sign with his hands)

The meeping Muppet rushes into an unoccupied room for a change.
He whips out a strange chemical substance in a clear flask for a drink.
A glow emanates from the room as he flies out of the room.

Dr. Van Neuter:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...

Bunsen:
My very handsome assistant!

Prune Claudia:
(Drops to the side)

Beaker:
Meep meeep.
(To play fair, he sticks to the ground)
(Having not caught Tony's advantage, he feels water soak his supertights)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!

Bunsen:
Oh, what horror!
Be merciful on my stingy assistant!
(Clings to Tony)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony shakes Bunsen off; he readies his water bazooka, and aims it at Beaker.

Tony: Okay, carrot-top! You had this coming for a long time! I hear you've been trying to assassinate me for months now. Well...now I got you right where I want you!

Tony aims the water bazooka at Beaker; nothing happens.

Tony: Huh?

Tony turns the bazooka around, and peeks into the muzzle.

Tony: Coulda swore I--

Tony pulls the trigger.

WHOOSH!

A jet spray of water hits him in the eye, propelling him backward with great force. He lands on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

Tony: Ow.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, the prune curse has struck...but in a rather different fashion)

Scooter: (apricot) The Newsman said that people's heads are turning into prunes, so why have we turned into the dried fruit mix?
Erin: (pineapple) Must be a mutant strain or something.
Nora: (fig) Why'd I have to get the fig? I don't like them when they're dried.
Beige: (date) But they're divine right off the tree. Those little red ones are the best.
Storyteller: (papaya) I'm going to go heat a huge pot of chocolate, if anyone feels like soaking their heads.
Scooter: Well...(breaks off a fragment of apricot) Hmm, not bad.
Erin: Too bad no one's head turned into a loaf of bread or some pound cake, or else we could do fondue.
Nora: I just hope the effect is sadly temporary.
Beige: Sadly temporary. (sigh) (breaks off a chunk of date and bites into it) Good stuff - how's that chocolate coming along?
Storyteller: (clanking around in kitchen) Give it a few minutes.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Oh Big Bird! Big Bird! Have you seen Big Bird? *walks on by the person he just asked*

Big Bird: *walking on down the hallway of to our rooms* Hello there Grover. What do you need?

Grover: I wanted to ask you if had seen my letter of the day poem?

Big Bird: Not that i can remember. Where did you leave it?

Grover: I do not have a clue.

Big Bird: If only we did. Hmmmmmmm...*puts finger on forehead* Maybe if you can remember your steps.

Grover: What is that?

Big Bird: Well......if i am right. Bryan told me that if you can retrace your steps you might be able to find what you lost.

Grover: Good idea Big Bird. I might just do that. Thank you Big Bird.

Big Bird: Your welcome Grover. If you need me i'll be in my nest getting ready for bed. Bye. *waves good bye to Grover* Now where is Kyle? *puts hand up to beak* Kyle, where are you?

 

[Katzi428]

Grover: Oh Big Bird! Big Bird! Have you seen Big Bird? *walks on by the person he just asked*

Big Bird: *walking on down the hallway of to our rooms* Hello there Grover. What do you need?

Grover: I wanted to ask you if had seen my letter of the day poem?

Big Bird: Not that i can remember. Where did you leave it?

Grover: I do not have a clue.

Big Bird: If only we did. Hmmmmmmm...*puts finger on forehead* Maybe if you can remember your steps.

Grover: What is that?

Big Bird: Well......if i am right. Bryan told me that if you can retrace your steps you might be able to find what you lost.

Grover: Good idea Big Bird. I might just do that. Thank you Big Bird.

Big Bird: Your welcome Grover. If you need me i'll be in my nest getting ready for bed. Bye. *waves good bye to Grover* Now where is Kyle? *puts hand up to beak* Kyle, where are you?

Prairie stepping out our door a bit Hi Grover.Just make sure Cookie Monster didn't eat it. You know how he is with eating letter of the day cookies.Even though yours is on paper,I'd check if I were you.G'nite Grover.

 

[Erine81981]

Prairie stepping out our door a bit Hi Grover.Just make sure Cookie Monster didn't eat it. You know how he is with eating letter of the day cookies.Even though yours is on paper,I'd check if I were you.G'nite Grover.

Grover: Oh hi Prairie. You might be on to something there. I will cheak. Thanks alot Prairie. *runs off to find Cookie Monster*

Back in room 26..........

Big Bird: *in his nest* Thank you Kyle for tucking me in.

*finishing tucking Big Bird in* Your welcome Big. Wanna story?

Big Bird: Sure. Let me get Radar. *grabs Radar off the floor by his nest*

*starts to read but is interuped by Grover*

Grover: Hello everybodieeeee! Can i have your attention? I am looking for a poem by me for the letter of the day. Has anyone seen it?

Everyone nods their heads no and some shurgs

Grover: If you do see it of find it. Let me know. I need it for a contest i am doing. Thank you for your attention. Bye! *shoots out the door*

Ok. Now for the story. Once a upon a time.......

Murray: *walks in* Hey guys. *looks down in the face*

*starts to read again but notices something worng with Murray* What's wrong Murray?

Murray: I wanted Oscar to play with me today but he hurt my feelings.

Big Bird: Oh that Oscar. Always hurting others feelings.

I understand Murray but Oscar is a grouch. You know that.

Murray: I know but being a grouch i thought he would have wanted to play a grouch game.

Did you tell him that?

Murray: No.

Then you should have told him, "Oscar i want to play a grouch game with you."

Murray: For real?

Yes. Now hurry on.

Murray: *comes over and hugs me and kisses me* Thanks Kyle! *runs out the door*

O-k. Now maybe no more distractions. *opens the book back up and reads over what he just read* There was a...........

 

[Beauregard]

*delayed*

Bo: *dressed normally...in his appartment which is totally normal* Robin Hood? Me? Never...
Beau: Apparently we have new neighbours!
Mildred: Oooh.
George: Leaches...

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Grover ever found his poem. Oh well...
*Moves on to get started with a new day's events.