Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Ok, last assignment done.

Dr. Phil Neuter:
Are you serious?
You're starting that course?

Claudia:
Grow up!
(Throws a pillow at him, blushing a fiery red)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Stifles his laughter)

Bunsen:
I must confess that it is slightly amusing.

Claudia:
It's just Human S...
Human Se...
(SIGH)

But it's real funny...
Graphic too.

Beaker:
(Puts on a face)
Meep?

Bunsen:
(Beckons him to come closer)
Well...

Beaker:
(Nods)
(Eyes go wide)
Me....MEEP?

Bunsen:
I'm afraid so.

Beaker:
(Looks to him again)

Bunsen:
I'm serious.
Take a look at her book.

Claudia:
(Frowns)
Immature clowns.

Beaker and Bunsen:
(Giggling side by side)

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes)
Human Se....it's just a class.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Rolls over in laughter)

 

[The Count]

Yeah... It was an important class to take. Now be nice to Claudia or we'll just have to draw the lot of you into our nafarious monsterizing plans.
*Evil grin.

 

[BEAR]

*A basket is left on the doorstep of Room #3 with a few packages wrapped in pretty pastel colored tissue paper. The first one is sort of framed mosaic picture of the Fraggle Five made out of colorfully shiny bottlecaps. Also in the basket is a wrapped pair of drumsticks (for Red) and a birdseed rainstick (for Mokey). A note is attached reading "Happy Fraggle birthday, Red and Mokey! Love, Room #29*

 

[BEAR]

...

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Okay, gang! Now we gotta get to some of the other Fraggle gifts.
Bert: Let's see...there's Boober, Wembley, Gobo...anyone else?

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Hey, guys, yesterday was the birthday of Fraggle Rock.
Beau: Can rock's have birthdays?
Bo: Of course! And they can be burgled.
Beau: ...what?
Bo: Haven't you ever heard of Rockin' Robin?
Mildred: Don't you have any new material?
George: I did, but I'm saving it for a new flannel shirt.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Did you see these awesome sticks! Now I just gotta get a drum
Beth: And we'll have to get some earplugs
Mokey: Well I just love this rainstick, listen to how relaxing it sounds *she turns it so we can hear rushing sound of rain*
Wanda: It is pretty nice. I think this picture is pretty neat too
Abby: Are you gonna hang it up?
Mokey: I think we will. Come on Red, I'll make a thank you card for the residents of room 29 and we both can sign it
Red: Sounds good

 

[The Count]

*Sneaks out of Room #1 and deposits a couple of momentos for the Fraggles at Room #3 and 19's doorsteps.

For Mokey: A weather-proof cloak died of a rocky granite gray with a few blasts of bolting at the edges and a resplendant reddened radish pendant.
For Red: A batch of radish bars (along with the recipe for Beth) and a floatie innertube with colorful streamers for when she's playing at the pool.
For Boober: A cookbook of vegetarian Fraggle delicacy recipes an a small pebble-carved charm to ward off the superstitions of the day.

Happy 25th anniversary and birthday to all Fraggles!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: All right, everyone, let's go.

(Packages start to appear at the appropriate doors.)

For Red: one bio of Rock Hockey Hannah, from Erin, and a brand new rock hockey stick, from Scooter.
For Mokey: one volume of poems, from Nora, and one necklace of polished pebbles from the Glitter Caverns, from Beige.
For Boober: one new cookbook (containing Storyteller's recipe for radish-potato bisque with tarragon and rosemary), in a new mixing bowl, both from Storyteller.

The senders also leave freshly baked Doozer stick crunch cakes with the presents.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: So Boober, now that you have those new cookbooks, can we expect any Fraggle delicacies for dinner sometime?
Boober: *flipping through the book from Storyteller* Just say the word.
Tosh & Mimzy: Word.
Kim: *snickers* Cute girls, real cute. *phone rings* Hello, Room #19, Kim speaking... GILLIS! Gillis, where have you been; we've been going nuts around here... you're where? Good grief, how did you... Never mind. Just...stay put. I'll come get you, okay? Okay. *hangs up*
Mimzy: Was that Gillis?
Tosh: Where was he?
Boober: Is he okay?
Kim: *grabbing her coat, purse and car keys* He's fine; I'm going to go get him right now. You guys just hang tight here, okay?
Tosh: But where is he?
Kim: *running out the door* He's in New Jersey!
Fraggles: ...New Jersey?
Mimzy: What would Gillis be doing in New Jersey?
Boober: Beats me. Just as long as he didn't catch any lung infections.
Tosh: Boober, please.
Boober: Sorry.

-Kim