Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Leaves a plate of cookies for Eddie)
Hope you like them!
(Skips to her room)

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Claudia:
What are you three up to?

Bunsen, Phil, Beaker:
(Eating chips)

Claudia:
Guys?

Phil:
Tired.

Claudia:
That's weird...
you all are usually bustling with activity.

Bunsen:
Frankly, Claudia, I don't care.

Claudia:
That's not like you at all to say.
(Tilts her head to the side)
Curious.

Beaker:
(Shrug)

 

[The Count]

Ooh! Thankees Claudia. At least I'm finished with KG, unless Aunt Ru decides to post more of her fabu fic. Have the idea for the first new addition to my own. Just finished Muppetcast 39, all about the Fraggles. There's some really good stuff there.

*Leaves an arrangement of peonies at Room #7 for Richard.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
With this device ends the "necessity" of damaging the brain by shock or surgery to effect "tractability" in mentally ill patients and "adjust" them.

No longer will the derelict vagabond carelessly mumble nonsensical nothings to his pet bottlecap!

Claudia:
(Blinks)
How are you so sure, Bunsen?

Bunsen:
Confidence, Claudia...
Hope...

Claudia:
Been on the coffee again, huh?

Bunsen:
Of course not.
(Tests his device on the ever defensless Beaker)
Let it rip!

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Claudia:
(Shakes head)

 

[The Count]

*Leaves Catherine's present, wrapped with a beautiful pumpkin ribbon at Room #20's doorstep with a thank-you card signed by all her readers.

Now then... Wonder what's next for these grand ol' dorms.
Hope Beth's making some headway in contacting everybody. It'll be exciting to see the results.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: ...Okay, now I'm getting worried.
Boober: You mean he's still not back yet?
Kim: *shakes her head*
Mimzy: Back from where?
Boober: From wherever it is he goes on January 7.
Mimzy: Oh.
Kim: I don't understand it. Gillis is usually so good about this. Where the heck could he be?
Tosh: You don't think anything...bad happened to him, do you?
Kim: No. No, don't even think like that Tosh. *hugs her* Gillis is just fine. He's probably...taking the scenic route back to the dorms, that's all.

-Kim

 

[redBoobergurl]

BULLETIN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL DORMS RESIDENTS:

Hello everyone! We are coming into our second semester of the year and sometimes that means changes in dorm status. Ed and I need to know your intensions, if you plan to stay or go, if you are keeping all roommates or some roommates or are looking for new roommates. Please PM Beth (redBoobergurl) by Monday, January 14th with this information. Beth will be hunting down those she does not hear from. Thank you.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: So how's it coming?
Erin: I've got Gonzo's chapter up, and I'm starting on Skeeter's second chapter.
Scooter: And are you sure that...
Erin: Relax, Scooter, no one will really get hurt. Okay, there might be a sprained ankle or two, but no real injuries.
Beige: Throw in some falling boulders or something.
Storyteller: Oh, Beige, I think she's putting them through enough stress as it is in that little epic.

 

[Erine81981]

Me and Grover look at old baby pictures of each other.

Grover: You were so cute back then.

Back then?

Grover: Oh do not worry Kyle. Your one handsome human.

*holds up a baby Grover pic* Ooooo lookie at you. Is that you when you first found your feet?

Grover: Oh yea. My cute little feet they are. I still remember it till to this day. Let me sing you a song about my feet.

*music kicks in*

Grover: I have Feet
My Feet can walk
Do you want to see me walk?
You do?

Alright then i will walk for you
Here i go
Walking
Putting one furry foot
in front of the other furry foot

Walking is so good for monsters
And for boys and girls too
Ah Ah that was fun

Now you know what else
my feet can do?

Me: (spoken) What?

I will tell you.
I have feet
My feet can hop
Ah, Do you want to see me hop?

Me: *nods yes*

You do?
Alright then i will hop for you
Ok here we go hopping
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Oh i love to hop
Hop! Hop! *starts to get tired*
Yeah like bunny rabbit hopping
*tiring* You can hop on one foot like this.
And hop on the other foot

Oh more hopping and hopping
and hopping and hopping
Ohh getting a bit tired
*getting more tired*
Aways, there are more things
that my feet can do Ahhhh

I have feet
My feet can dance
Do you want to see me dance?

Me: *nods yes*

You do?
Alright then i will dance for you.
Here we go!

*funky music starts up*

Disco! Get down Grover!
Oh i love to dance.
I love to dance alone
And i love to dance with
other people

*I get up and dance with Grover*

And monsters too! *laughs*

*a few monsters come in the room and dance with us too*

Oh disco Grover! *whew*
*getting even more tired*
Oh this is a bit tiring for a monster

Me: What else can your feet do?

What's that?
You want to know what else my feet can do?

Me: *nods yes*

Ohhhh alright
I have feet
My feet can run
Do you want to see me run?
You do?
Alright then i will run for you

Ohhhh here i go running
Ahhh Grover is running
*panting a lot*
That is something else that
feet can do *still running*
They can run
It is very good for you *still panting*
But it is tiring *stop running*

So you see what feet can do
Feet can walk and hop
and dance and run *panting more*
What's that?
You want to see me walk and hop
and dance and run again? *eyes widen*

*breathing hard* I'll tell you
one more thing that feet can do
*falls to the floor* *feels of relief*
Feet can fall down and take a rest
*sighs a sigh of relief*

*music fads out*

Oh Grover. *picks him up and hugs him*
You sure do put yourself through alot.

Grover: *can't hardly talk* I.....do....any...thing....for......youuuuuuu....*falls through my arms back to the floor*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth, Wanda and Abby gather around Red and Mokey who are still sleeping with a doozerdust cake full of candles shining brightly*
Beth: 1, 2, 3
All three: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Red: *startled* Wha?
Mokey: *yawns* Oh my! Look Red, they made us a cake
Red: Wow, it looks great
Abby: Make a wish!
Wanda: And blow out the candles
*Red and Mokey pause and then blow out the candles together*
Beth: I'll cut

 

[The Count]

*Suddenly, throughout the dorms, the trail of hauntingly beautiful pipe music can be heard.

Hey, you guys hear that?
UD: You mean the haunting music?
Yep, is that you on the organ Count?
Count: No, not I.
OMG! That can only mean...

*A sort of goldenish male Fraggle wanders down the halls as his familiar tune lingers in the air, drawing dormies out to sing and swoon.

All: Here he comes!

Music grows in the rose.
Kim: The rock and the rain and the blowin snowstorm.
Beth: Everything seems to sing.
Erin: Everywhere we go.
Count: I said 1, 2, play me do.
Mokey: Let me sound as sweet as you.
Wanda: Play me wide, play me long.
Gillis: Let me be your song.

Kyle: Lay me down on the ground.
UD: Song comes sounding from the midnight places.
Big Bird: Raise me high in the sky.
Tosh: Song comes drifting through.

Chorus: I say 1, 2, play me do.
Let me sound as sweet as you.
Play me wide, play me long.
Let me be your song.

Storyteller: Play me high.
Boober: Play me low.
Red: Play me where the wild winds' blowin'.
Mimzy: Play me wide, play me long.
Clifford: Play me for your song.

Chorus: I say 1, 2, play me do.
Let me sound as sweet as you.
Play me wide, play me long.
Let me be your song.
Cantus: Let me be your song.

All: Hail Cantus!