Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Toodle pip, dear!

Claudia:
But who said I was going anywh-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Tumbles down the stairs)

Bunsen:
(Chuckles, waves)
Of course you are!
You're leaving to do something in which I am not really sure of!

Claudia:
(Twitch)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Look what you did!
You killed her!

Bunsen:
Silly, you!
She's just a little slow today.
Isn't that right?

Claudia:
Like I said, I'm not going anywhere!

Bunsen:
That is where you are wrong.
(Smiles kindly, pulls on a rope)

Claudia:
(Blinks)
(Falls through a trap hole)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Splat)

Beaker:
Ooooo..meep meep mee...meeemeeemee (Nods at his genius)

Bunsen:
Thank you, Beakie!
Shall we gentlemen?

Dr. Van Neuter:
The room to ourselves?
HECK YEAH!

Bunsen:
Foshizzle.

Beaker:
(Slaps forehead)

 

[The Count]

Please... She just fell into the laundry room. Well, bye.
*Leaves for family's ritual Three Kings gathering at grandfather's house.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs...
UD: Isn't he finished yet?
Count: No, still three more chapters left to go!
UD: He's been working on that non-stop, hasn't he?
Count: Vell... There have been some stops... But he vants to get the present perfected for Aunt Ru.
UD: You mean the lady who's been writing—
Count: The same. We still haven't gotten an update from her. Just as vell, it gives him time to finish the gift.
UD: Mmm... Guess I'll just leave him this mug of hot chocolate at his deskside.
Count: And don't forget this...
*Places a wrapped Snickers bar next to the mug.
Count: Now come, we have other hobbies to keep us entertained.
UD: Yes... Like that splendid Muppetcast show.
Count: Indeed!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Count...Uncle Deadly. Mind if we join you?
Bert: Yeah. We love listening to the Muppetcast.
Ernie: Especially on a rainy day like this.

 

[The Count]

*At the common room...
UD: Certainly.
Count: You know me, the more the merrier.
UD: Hot chocolate?
*All sit down to listen to Steve's latest entry.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Hot chocolate? Yes, please.
Ernie: Got any marshmellows?

 

[The Count]

*Serving hot chocolate.
Count: Not sure... You know how ravenous my little bats can be.
UD: Not to worry, I've been saving some upon my person.
Count: But wouldn't they have...
UD: You forget, I can dodge the shadows as deftly as you can.
Count: Ah yes. Then allow me.
*Both serve their guests, laying a tray of cookies out to appease any pair of googly eyes that may be lurking behind the chairs or beneath the table.

 

[BEAR]

*Serving hot chocolate.
Count: Not sure... You know how ravenous my little bats can be.
UD: Not to worry, I've been saving some upon my person.
Count: But wouldn't they have...
UD: You forget, I can dodge the shadows as deftly as you can.
Count: Ah yes. Then allow me.
*Both serve their guests, laying a tray of cookies out to appease any pair of googly eyes that may be lurking behind the chairs or beneath the table.

(A big furry blue hand reaches out from under the table and snatches a couple of baked treats) Urp!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Scooter is sitting at the kitchen table, quietly sipping some hot chocolate.)

Beige: Hi, Scooter, is there any of that left on the stove?
Scooter: There is. Help yourself.
Beige: Thanks. (gets chocolate, sits down) Where is everyone?
Scooter: They're all out of the room for the moment. Nora's visiting her family, Erin's off with some friends and Storyteller's down in the Rock. (starts gazing off into space)
Beige: Hey, you're looking down tonight. What's up?
Scooter: Tomorrow's January 7.
Beige: Mmm, okay, so why...
Scooter: Richard.
Beige: Oh, that's right...(sips chocolate) It's been how many years, 16?
Scooter: (nods) I still miss him really badly. He was a really great friend, almost a big brother to me. (pause) Wonder how Beaker and Gillis and Don Music and the others are feeling?
Beige: I didn't know him as well as you guys did, but I know he was a real barrel of laughs.
Scooter: (laughs) That's something, coming from the Cave's security Fraggle.
Beige: Don't believe everything the Rock Fraggles tell you. We're a lot funnier than they claim we are.

 

[Katzi428]

soft knock on my door Prairie's voice:Kath?Can I come in?
Door's open.putting down the pillow I was holding.
Prairie comes in Hi.
Hi.
Prairie:You OK?
Yeah...I'm fine.Why?
Prairie:Right hand up to your dad?
Right hand up to...oh Prairie!
Prairie:Oh Kathy!I'm sorry!hugging me & rubbing my back Let it out...it's okay.
after calming down and dabbing my eyes Prairie,I love my mom and my sister to pieces.You know that. And I'm grateful to them for helping me out this past week.It's just that my dad was so much of a take charge person when he was alive. And I miss that! Plus I miss him in general.
Prairie:I know. Your dad was special.You know that really well. When you see the doctor in a few days,I think your dad'll let you know in his own way what you can say to her.
Yeah...I think so.
Prairie:You going to be okay?
Yeah...I'll be fine.Thank you Prairie hugging her.
Prairie hugging me back Goodnight.she leaves the room
blowing a kiss to Heaven & whispering Goodnight Dad...I love you!