Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*opens the door* Hey there Bryan and Cookie. Hows things? Good. *takes the plate of cookies* Thanks Bryan and Cookie. *hugs them both* Anytime Bryan. Anytime. *hands the plate to Murray*

Murray: Mmmmmmm *licks his lips* These are the same my mom makes.

Herry: Hey Bryan and Cookie.

Bruce: *eats a cookie* These are good. *take the plate*

Hey! I'll talk to ya'll later. *shuts door* Come back here! *runs after Bruce*

Bruce: If you can catch me. The cookies are yours.

They're everyones! Now give them back! *keeps chasing Bruce*

Murray: Wonder how long this will go on? *eatting a cookie*

Herry: Another 3 hours. *eatting one too*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: I hope you're planning on going to bed, soon. After all, you've got to sub tomorrow.
Kim: Yeah, yeah; in a minute Maestro. Just want to make sure everything's ready for tomorrow.
Gillis: What's tomor- oh, right. That 'Most Haunted' thing you've been all excited over.
Kim: Yup. Gotta get myself ready for webcam watching, not to mention warm up the VCR to catch the hours I'll miss while I'm asleep.
Gillis: Well, good luck to you.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Wanna join?

Claudia:
(Slides in the hall in a Beat it MJ outfit, hyper from cookies)

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause I'm the Queen of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right!

(Sticks another cookie in her mouth as if it is a threat)

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much girl for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown!

Bunsen:
Oh no...

Claudia:
(Dances and screams like Michael Jackson)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, hand over the pillow porkchop!
(Snatches the pillow from under her shirt)

Claudia:
WAIT! I NEED IT!
(Tries to moonwhack him)

Beaker:
Meep.
(Takes out the disc)

Claudia:
(Gets idea)
I...

Bunsen:
Horrid song!
Please don't!

Claudia:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny!
when a man walks in wit--

Bunsen:
I've had enough.

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Let's get 'er.

Claudia:
(Smiles coyly and runs)

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Nice try sis, we all know that was Weird Al and not MJ you were crooning upstairs.

Heh, kids today... *Munches on one of the cookies from our plate while thinking about stuff.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I know.
Wait what....?
Kids? KIDS?
Why that little punk, I oughtta...

Bunsen:
(Teleports her away from Eddie)
You heard nothing.

Claudia:
(Screams from the next building)
CHYEAH RIGHT! AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[The Count]

Ooh... Better lock the door and raise the anti-teleporting shields.
*Russian voiceover: Yes captain.

Mr. Scoot give us full Muppet counting speed.
Scoot: Sorry cap'n, she canna take any moorrrrrrree.
Count: No vorries, I'll do the counting for you!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *eyes get enormous, then runs to put on her puffy jacket, denim skirt, and go-gos*

*runs into the hall and puts a tape in a boom box*

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think
I'm too white 'n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND!
MC Escher that's my favorite MC!
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea!
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary!
All of my action figures are cherry!
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places!
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces!
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song!
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong!
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on!
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon!
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with-
The gangstas!
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em!
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em!
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL!
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all!
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

*Sweetums and Bean hang there heads and walk away giving her odd looks*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (laughing) Mind if I join you in some of that Earl Grey? (gets up from computer and goes to kitchen to start heating water)
Nora: According to that song, drinking Earl Grey means you're a nerd...
Erin: (snort) Nora, I've been a dedicated nerd since birth...and I think the same goes for everyone in this room.
Scooter: Miss Piggy once said I was an amusing little twit...is that the same thing?
Beige: She also called you a bonehead, right before she threatened to karate chop you.
Storyteller: (from hut) What's this about twits and nerds and boneheads? Are you kids calling each other names out there?
Erin: No.
Nora: Yes.
Scooter: Maybe, quite possibly.
Beige: Perhaps.
Storyteller: Well make up your minds...you're all starting to sound like Wembley.
Nora: But don't we already sound like Wembley?
Erin: I do - just listen to me go on about career plans after graduation. (kettle whistles) Tea's up.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... You know, think I'll just go with where my mind takes me. *Mind takes him into a swirling stormy mass ready to strike lightning at a moment's notice, and even strike twice if need be.
UD: Ah, I see Ed's gotten wrapped up in his work.
Count: Batten down the hatches vhile I go get some more candies for tonight's frightfest.
UD: What's on tap for tonight?
Count: Mmm, not sure, I think it's monster movie night. Chance to see Frankie and Quasi and all the delightful creeps in Halloween Town.
UD: Which of the two?
Count: Mmm, I believe it's the one founded by Tim Burton, though Ed did mention he wanted to air the five fabulous Haloween Town movies too.
*A number 5 in darkest black is shown on the storm cloud Ed's turned or gotten absorbed into and shoots lightning down out through the open window.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Hey look, Ernie! (points up to the sky) It's the number of the day.
Ernie: Oh yeah...the number 5! But what is Ed doing up there on that cloud?