Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Up in heaven... Will: And then there's the magna ulasses or trumpet cookies dipped in cream. They're fresh out of the oven, I heard St. Agnes pull them out just this minute.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Wait a minute - Scooter, did you lock the cabinet that's got all those Girl Scout cookies in them?
Scooter: Uh...no.
Storyteller: You mean we have a full cabinet of Girl Scout cookies and no one mentioned it until now?
Erin: (sigh) Or rather...we had a full cabinet of Girl Scout cookies, if the inevitable happens.
Beige: I love those thin minty ones...oh, well, no one's going anywhere now.
Storyteller: All right, all right...now keep eating those cookies!
Scooter: (hiccup) I think I'm going to be sick.
Nora: Did I hear Richard make that joke about how the cookie crumbles?
Others: You did.

 

[Erine81981]

*gets glomped* What is this and glomping people? It bugs the he...*is glomped again* Ok. I won't say that word. Just just bugs me. *runs over to Erin's room* Hey...*sees Cookie Monster*....Shhhhhhhh...he's right over there. *whispers to Alex* Maybe we can catch him.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Squees at being glomped*

Bunsen:
I have not forgiven you for the Bunsen-Cue joke.

Claudia:
Still?

Bunsen:
Mmhmm.

Claudia:
Awww *Kisses head*

Bunsen:
*Shakes head*
You just try to charm your way through.
Tsk tsk!

Claudia:
Forgive me?


Bunsen:
I'll consider it...
*Playfully adds*

Claudia:
Sourpuss.
*Giggles*

Bunsen:
Indeed.
What would you like to do?

Claudia:
I'm not sure but I am still glomping people.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Anatomy?

Claudia:
Nah.

Beaker:
Checkersmeep?

Claudia:
Ooo!
*Gasps at what Kyle says*
*Collapses*
*Spasms*

Bunsen:
He dares to question...
the glomp?

Beaker:
MEE?

Dr. Van Neuter:
That is like...
murder!

Claudia:
The life is leaving me...
OH!

Bunsen:
I'm just shocked!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cakes anyone?

 

[The Count]

Count: It's a good thing ve counted and ate our cookies already.
But don't we have a stash of our own Bat Scout cookies?
Count: Maybe, I'm not sure anymore. Although I did like the Batty Butterscotch ones.
UD: Rather partial to the Double Double Cauldron Chocolate Fudge myself.
Me: And of course their Pumpkin Patch and Hot Darkness Cross cookies are yummy too.

*Goes out to get glasses of milk for all the occupants of Room #1 before our bedtime.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
A-okay, we should get restin' now.

Bunsen:
Good idea.
*Yawns a little*

Beaker:
Meep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'mma stay up.
I want to do something.

Claudia:
Alright.

Bunsen:
I'm a light sleeper...
so you should keep it down to a
hush-hush.

Beaker:
*Nods*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Won't hear a thing.

Claudia:
Night.

Bunsen:
Night.

Beaker:
Meep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Waffles...

 

[BEAR]

Bert: (hiding behind a table) Cookie, please stop!
Ernie: Where's Bryan?
Bert: He went to eat dinner with his family, remember?
Cookie: Cookie dinner! Yum yum! *lip smack* *chomp chomp*
Ernie: It's no use, Bert! We may have to call Super Grover!
Bert: Super Grover?
Ernie: Uh huh.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
The chomping...

Claudia:
Cookies...

Beaker:
Meep.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: (picks up the basket, full of the books and yo-yo, which has been covered with chocolate and nuts)
Ernie: Cookie Monster, no! That's not a...
Cookie: (eats the basket)
Bert: That was one of my favorite peices of literature. Two Flew Over the Pigeon's Nest. *sighs*
Cookie: Urp!

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Do you think he's had his fill?
Ernie: I dunno!
Cookie: (sniffs around and follows the sweet scent to the bedroom door where some of the occupants are) *sniff sniff* Cranberry...orange...chocolate chippie...
(Before the monster opens the door, suddenly a human hand reaches from behind Cookie Monster, grabs him by his furry blue neck and drags him out of the room. Bert and Ernie follow them leaving Erin's room an awful mess.)