Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Man am I sleepy, I think I need to go back to bed
Wanda: You've had alot going on lately. I'll make you some coffee
Beth: Thanks
Red: Are you going to come to the football game this weekend?
Beth: I'll sure try, I hate missing everything when I'm away from here
Mokey: We do understand though. Well, I'm off to poetry class.
Abby: Can you walk me to my class too?
Mokey: Of course I can, come on let's go *they leave*
Red: Well I'm not going to lay around the room all day, it's beautiful outside, I'm going out there! *She leaves*
Beth: Guess it's just you and me
Wanda: More coffee for the both of us
Beth: I'll drink to that!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(night before)

(door to Erin's room creaks open ever so slightly)

Scooter: Is he gone?
Nora: Don't know. I don't hear anything.
Beige: Wow, look at all those cookie crumbs.
Storyteller: (weeping) They're all over the carpet...
Erin: I don't see him - looks like his roommates reined him in.

(next morning)

Storyteller: Somebody get out the broom and the dustpan! And you there - get the upholstery cleaner! And the vacuum!
Beige: (muttering) She's gone mental.
Scooter: (muttering) I know - the crumbs are only on the surface.
Storyteller: Beige! Scooter! Stop muttering and make yourselves useful! (continues flying around the room) Oh, who had the foolish idea to make cookies in the first place?
Erin: (cleaning up various utensils) As I recall, it was you, Storyteller.
Nora: Yeah - you told Erin to take a break from the books and do some baking.
Storyteller: Hmmm...you're right. Excuse me. (goes into hut and slams door)
Scooter: Wow - when she's angry like that she reminds me a bit of Miss Piggy.
Erin: Relax, she'll be all right in a bit. Nora, you want to put that mixing bowl away?
Nora: Sure...but what do we do about Cookie Monster?
Erin: (shrugs) What do you expect, he's Cookie Monster. When you're making cookies in a place where the occupants are avid cookie eaters, it's to be expected.
Beige: So you're not angry?
Erin: No. A little surprised, maybe, but not angry.
Nora: And at least it shows that our culinary skills are appreciated.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Oh, finally something good
happens. I've tired myself to sleep
seeing the same old results.

You're still in one piece and not
even a hair on your head out of place!
I smell success!

Beaker:
Mee meemee meemee!
*Pats himself in search of missing limbs/parts*
Checkmeep!

Claudia:
It's true!
Oh gosh!
I think...

Bunsen:
This may seem like a bizzare
theory, but I fear we may be coming to
a sudden end to life itself.

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'm too young to die.
I mean, why'd you say that
anyway?

Claudia:
He did something right!
That's a sign of Judgement day!
End of the world!

Beaker:
*Sinks his head into the opening of his lab coat*
Meemeee?

*They find themeselves floating*

Bunsen:
Scratch that.
We're saved.

Claudia:
Gosh darnit.

 

[Katzi428]

WHOOPPEE! Girls,guess what?
Prairie:What's up,Kath?
Rositarubbing her eyes sleepilyQue pasa Kathy?
Oh Rosita...I'm sorry I woke you! But look!waving the ticket envelope At last I got my tickets for the Bowzer concert!
Rosita andPrairie look at each other a "She's gone nuts!" look but then both hug me.
Prairie:Oh Kath...that's great!
Rosita:Wonderful,Kath!

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *Smashes through the door* JIMMY EAT WORLD!

Boppity and Gloat: What?

Adam: The new albums almost here! Ive heard the songs!

Boppity: And...?

Adam: Great! *grabs the coffee machine* COFFEE! COFFEE FOR EVERYBODY!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Adam has gone mad...
Ah, good to be back.

Claudia:
Yup.
*Floats to the hallway*

 

[Katzi428]

Bunsen:
Adam has gone mad...
Ah, good to be back.

Claudia:
Yup.
*Floats to the hallway*

Prairie:Adam's not the only one that's gone mad.
Rosita:Si.Kathy's seen Bowzer in concert 3 times,and she'sstill going loca here!
VERY funny you two! throwing a pillow
Prairie ducking :Missed me!

 

[Gloat]

Adam: coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!

Gloat: Should we get an ambulance?

Boppity: He knows how to handle himself, as long as nothing bad happens *turns on the TV to Sky Sports*

Adam: Areblackburnwinning?

Boppity: Uh.... *cringes* no, its 1-0 to Larissa, 3-0 on aggregate

...........

*Boppity is thrown into the bins in the common room*

Gloat: Lets hope Blackburn score fours goals, or this place wont be safe for weeks!

(seriously, Blackburn losing to a greek side 3-0? Im not happy)

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Is Bryan home yet?
Ernie: No, he's still at Hooper's.
(moaning and sobbing noise are heard from the master bedroom which has been barred and locked)
Snuffy: (peaking thru the livingroom window) What's that noise?
Bert: Cookie Monster. Bryan locked him in the bedroom after what happened last night. I feel so bad for Erin. She probably needs help cleaning up.
Ernie: Good idea, Bert. See you when you get back!
Bert: Ernie...
Ernie: Coming! (follows his pal to help clean up Erin's place)

 

[Erine81981]

*runs up to Claudia room* OPEN UUUUUP!