Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Mmm... Seems the dorms've been quiet today. Guess Kathy finally got that sleep she needed. And Scooter's probably resting up too, recuperating from that nasty strainof toast flu. Kinda miss Claudia and Prawny and...
*Stops before going on a long list of names of forum friends missed who haven't popped in lately.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *typing*
Sam: Oh, Ryan, good there you are.
Ryan: Oh hey Sam.
Sam: Ryan my boy, I need to speak with you about a very serious matter.
Ryan: Oh? Okay, shoot.
Sam: *gasps* That is just it Ryan! There is way too much violence within this Dorm room and the entire campus! I mean, just today Gonzo was shot through a brick wall!
Ryan: He finally made it through, huh? Guess that helmet did come in handy.
Sam: I think you are missing the point.
Ryan: Oh. Well what's the point you're trying to make?
Sam: That violence of all sort should be put to a hault within the confines of this room.
Ryan: Well sure, I don't see how limiting a little on the violence could hurt anybody... Ha! I just made a joke...
Sam: That is not funny.
Ryan: Right, sorry...
Sam: Good then. I'm off to limit violence! Wish me luck!
Ryan: You're gonna need it... *goes back to typing*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (at computer, typing) "Even though...the council has made amends...most feel that it needs to do much more...to regain the public's trust..." (pauses, yawns)
Scooter: (curled up on sofa, reading) Still working on the article?
Erin: Unfortunately, and I'm a few paragraphs short of having enough. (looks at computer) Oh, what the heck, I'll finish it tomorrow.
Storyteller: That's the spirit. You're looking a little worn and weary tonight, Erin.
Erin: Kathy's not alone - I hardly slept during the night.
Beige: Wait, wait, didn't you drink that herb tea that you always drink at night?
Erin: Nope, for some reason I skipped it last night.
Storyteller: And you, Nora, look like you're ready to do a nosedive into your book.
Nora: (yawn) Long day at the shop. Had to sort through...through...five b...b...boxes of...(promptly does a nosedive into her book, as predicted)
Beige: Good grief, what's going on here? Everyone's asleep on their feet.
Scooter: What about those of us off their feet? (cough, sniffle)

(up in heaven)

Jim: It's as if someone cast some kind of sleeping spell on the dorms. What do you think, Richard...Richard?

(there is snoring coming from Richard's cloud)

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: *knocks down Ryan's door* Hey Ryan! I just heard that bird say he's going to stop some of the violence around here.

 

[The Count]

Looks like he's got you beat Jim. *Sends up a slice of cherry picker pie to the clouds via bat delivery. Gonna go and read...
UD: Come you layabouts! The dybrary's practically calling out to us to plum the depths of its souls!
*Ed smiles as he promptly joins his two bug-a-boo buddies in the reading room.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Erin is brewing a large pot of chamomile tea in the kitchen, for she plans to actually get a decent night's set of Zs tonight.)

Erin: Try as you might, Sam, but if Gonzo or any of the others are going to be weirdoes, there's nothing you can do to stop them. Or us.
Storyteller: Brewing your sleeping potion, Erin?
Erin: Yes, and enough for everyone else. (glances toward Nora's room) Though I doubt Nora will need it.
Storyteller: I'll take some of that. (pours a mug) And I think Beige would want some, too.
Erin: Good...and I'll take some of this in for Scooter.

(Scooter's room)
Erin: How are you feeling, Scooter?
Scooter: Throat's a little sore, but not too bad now.
Erin: Let's see...hmm, and your fever's gone down somewhat. Still feeling dizzy?
Scooter: No...but I still have some muscle aches...and I'm just really tired.
Erin: That's good...Dr. Prell says all this means the virus has almost run its course. Did you take your meds tonight?
Scooter: Yeah.
Erin: I think we can start reducing your dosage a bit from now on. (sets mug of tea down on night table) And I think you'll be back up to speed by Sunday or Monday.

 

[Erine81981]

Come on guys. Let's do some "Ranch Aerobic Hoedown." *turns on the record player*

(music starts)

Grover: Oh boy! *starts dancing around and around*

Murray: *claps in rhythm*

Bruce: *pretends to jump on a horse* Yeeeeahhhhooo! *pretending to ride around the room*

*does a dose doe with Grover* Where's Herry?

Grover: You have got me. Where?

I was asking you.

Grover: *laughs* Got you.

*rolls eyes*

We keep dancing around and around with the Hoedown keeps going

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: How was Birdkateers today, Big Bird?
Big Bird: It was fun! Snuffy, some kids and I went to the garden today and Stinky was there. He told us the story of how he was born.
Bryan: Stinky the plant?
Big Bird: Uh huh. He told us about how he grew from a tiny little seed.
Bryan: Cool!
Big Bird: Bryan?
Bryan: Yeah?
Big Bird: What kind of seed did you come from?
Bryan: (chuckles) Big Bird, I didn't come from a seed.
Big Bird: You didn't?
Bryan: nope.
Big Bird: Well, what did you grow out of?
Bryan: An egg.
Big Bird: But I grew from an egg.
Bryan: So did I.
Big Bird: But you're not a bird. Only bird's come from eggs.
Bryan: Actually, there are several types of creatures that come from eggs. Frogs, fish, ladybugs...
Big Bird: But you're not any of those things. You're a human!
Bryan: True, but I still came from an egg. Just a different kind of egg that grew inside my mother's tummy.
Big Bird: Oh really? You mean, when you were growing inside your mother's tummy, you started as an egg?
Bryan: That's right!
Big Bird: Boy, you learn something new everyday!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

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Bunsen:
What'll we say to the authorities?
I've certainly not a clue! We'll be questioned for Claudia's disappearance!
I can't utter a word without a sob! I'm devastated!

Dr. Van Neuter:
If only you'd stop experimenting on her!
She wouldn't have ran off with that fudge!
Honeydew, you've done it this time!

Bunsen:
Were it not for your constant practice of Lobotomy and electrocution then this wouldn't have occured either! I'm guilty for having had some enjoyment of causing chaos, but of you haven't noticed, I cannot deny that it is a quality that ALL muppets have!

Dr. Van Neuter:
But, you've come to the point of scaring her away! The fudge too..

Bunsen:
We've both had something to do with it. I suppose, I should straighten up and be...n-n-nor-no

Beaker:
*Screams* Nonomeeemeeemeeemee!
*Covers his mouth*

Dr. Van Neuter:
The word sends me in a coma!
Don't even think of it!

Bunsen:
I-I-I despise the word.

Claudia:
Gee, me too! My gosh, will you guys stop saying no-no-norm..a..a...
*Shivers*

Bunsen, Neuter, and Beaker:
*Angered looks*

Claudia:
What?

---

*A few seconds later*

Claudia:
I'm sorry! Wait no no no! Please! I won't go out with him again! D: I was in love with the fudge! Just don't hurt him!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Bye fudge! *Takes a bite*

Claudia:
NOOOOOOOO!
*Sobs*

Bunsen:
I'm going to get the milk.
*Happily pours himself some*

Claudia:
You all are SICK! THE FUDGE DID NOTHING!
LEAVE HIM ALLLLOOONNNNE!

Fudge:
....

Saying good-bye, going away...
seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say..

Holding a hand, wondering why...

The four:
What the effing?

*Silly song pops up*

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Claudia:
Eddie has a new fic!
Starring Scooter!

Bunsen:
Let us read! I do need to catch up on my literature.

Dr. Van Neuter:
OOoo! Totally!

Beaker:
Meeemeee!

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Claudia:
I LOVED IT! BRAVO!

Bunsen:
Ooo, I'm going outside to...cool off.
I loved it too.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Same.

Beaker:
Meeep!

Claudia:
*Giggles*
HEEHEE! Byyyee boys!
*Grabs her plush duck*
Eddie is such a good writer, isn't he?

 

[tvlistingman]

(room 8)

PETER: Tonight, i'm staying over a friend's house in Connecticut, so i'm going to call Kathy to see if she can watch you and i'll be back Tomorrow

ZOE: Okay

BABY BEAR: Why don't we go to Everybody Eats for Breakfast

LITTLE BIRD: Good Idea

(calls Kathy)