Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*slow dancing with Alex* Hmmmmm kinda of not my type of music. I want..step 1 2 3...muisc i can dance too.

Herry: *slow dancing with an Anything Muppet Girl* Boy who would of thought that this would come up.

Anything Lime Muppet Girl: You are a very great dancer.

Herry: Thank you. My mommy and daddy asked me what i would like to do. They told me either dancing lessions or Not destory lessions.

Anything Lime Muppet Girl: Good choice.

Herry: I don't know why i didn't choose the other one.

Both slow dance off screen

*telling Alex* So, I says to the waiter, I says "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and the waiter says "Shhh, not so loud! Everybody will be wanting one!"

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: I can't take this! *takes Sonny & Cher off and puts on Thriller by Michael Jackson*

Alex: I love this song! But Sweetums just made a biiiiiig mistake..... *gives wary glance towards Claudia's room*

 

[The Count]

*Comes in... You're lucky she's not home fright now.
UD: *Tacking up the announcement with a couple of skull tacks...

If anyone can watch/host Baby Bear, Little Bird and Zoe while Peter's gone for the rest of today and tomorrow, please contact Ed at Room #1.
Just pick up the dorms' phone, mark the number sign, and then press the 1-key on your phone's numpad.

Thank you and have a good day.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Michael, my baby calls to me!

Bunsen:
No, please, don't allow yourself to be distracted!

Claudia:
Bunnie, my baby needs me!

Bunsen:
No, homework needs you.

Claudia:
*Gets into her red leather jacket, black high-water pants, puffy socks, and penny loafers*
Aaow!

Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed..

*Hops into the hall dramatically and strikes a pose*

cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!

You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if youll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up behind
You're out of time!

Bunsen:
Oh, indeed you are!
Now come along! Homework awaits!

Claudia:
Heck no!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Boys..get the squirt!

Beaker:
Meep!

Claudia:
*Slides to the side as she dances to avoid capture*

cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight!

*Twirls furiously and goes to a pause*

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
they're open wide
This is the end of your life!

aaow!

They're out to get you, theres demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
Ill make you see!

*Holds her nerds in her arms with an evil grin and drops them*


That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight!

*Bobbles her head to the side and sticks out her hands with a sway doing the exact steps*

Doc! Doc! I need a rapper!

Dr. Van Neuter:

You got it!
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of ****
And rot inside a corpses shell

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller!

*Cackles eerily*

Bunsen and Beaker:
Ooooo...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hey, I'm mad!
It's in my nature!

Claudia:
*Dances the zombie dance*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *joins Claudia in the zombie dance*
Sweetums: Alex, I don't think that's such a good idea.
Alex: For heaven's sake, why not?
Sweetums: Are you wearing your silver charms?
Alex: *checks her wrists and neck* Hm, seems I forgot them this morning. Why are you so concerned? It's just a dance.
Sweetums: Yeah, the Thriller.Don't you remember what happened to Michael?
Alex: *rolls eyes* puh-lease! It was fake!
Sweetums: Well, then maybe you should take a look in a mirror!
Alex: What? Why? *feels face* Oh no! Not again! AAWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *staring out the door into the hallway* *disgusted* This is exactly what I'm talking about!
Ryan: Hey Sam, what's going on out there?
Sam: Violence! Sheer, disgusting violence.
Ryan: ...Okay?
Sam: I must put a stop to it! Quickly Ryan, get my silver bullet!
Ryan: Silver bullet? Sam! I thought you were trying to stop violence!
Sam: Sometimes you must have violence to prevent violence!
Ryan: ...Well, at least you call yourself an American.
Sam: What else would I call myself?
Ryan: I'm afraid to ask.
Sam: *snatches case with silver bullet inside and runs out into the hallway*
Ryan: *shakes head* Cliff?
Clifford: *carrying a large fish net* Right behind ya man.
Ryan: Oh good. *Ryan and Clifford venture out into the hallway*

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Sam! Clifford! Boy is it great to see you guys! *squeezes them in a tight hug* Uh, Cliff, what's with the net? And the gun? *horrified look* YOU GUYS ARE GONNA KILL BEAN! *sees Bean down the hall* Don't worry buddy! I'll save you! *runs off with Bean in his arms*

Alex: *now almost completely werewolf* Clifford! *whacks him on the back* Ooh, sorry about that. Nails. Hate em. *sees gun & net* Well, nice talkin to ya! *runs off*

 

[The Count]

*Listens enthralled to the master's voice, the voice of Vincent Price reciting the Thriller spell, attempting a best imitation.

Well, that's one big spooky musical number for Halloween used up. But it sure was fun.
*Count and Uncle Deadly are in the second/main floor's hallway dancing with the rest of the loonies.

 

[Beakerfan]

Elmo: *walks into the hallway* Oh hello Mr. Count! Hello Ed! Elmo did not know you liked to dance! Elmo likes to dance too! See? *joins in the Thriller*

 

[Erine81981]

What's worng with this place?

Herry: I don't no but look at yourself in the mirror.

What? *sees clothes are all tattered and face is pale* Oh no! Not this. Why is this happend to me? I've never harmed anyone before.

Herry: Don't worry. We'll figure it out.

ALLLLLLEX! *runs after Alex*

Herry: Hold up Kyle. *runs after me*

Oscar: *pops up* What ever is going on out here keep it up. It's my favorite nosie of all time. Nosie! *stick feet out the bottom of the trashcan starts dancing around*

Murray: *comes dancing out of the room* Did Abby do another one of those dance spells?

Bruce: This is fun. *dances around with a broom*