Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* Uncle D., I've been writing all day... can I please take a break?
Uncle Deadly: Is the chapter done?
Ryan: No...
Uncle Deadly: Then get back to writing!
Ryan: *groans* Yes sir...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Nora: So what are we doing for the 4th?
MN: Hmm, what about a picnic down in the park, near where they're doing the fireworks?
Nora: Not too close...
MN: Yeah, I know what you mean, I'm freaked by loud noises.
Storyteller: And I hear Bunsen's going to go buy some firecrackers.
MN: Poor Beaker...
Nora: About the picnic...what should we bring?
Storyteller: Hmm, hmm...well, some sandwiches, some salad...ooh, maybe a quiche...
MN: And assorted desserts and drinks. It's just got to be portable.

XD That made me giggle.


Bunsen: *Comes back with firecrackers* I know who will do the lighting.

Beaker: *Gasp* Meeemeee!

Bunsen: Exactly!

Claudia: Aw, they are just fireworks Beakie.

Beaker: *Stares at me as if I was run over by a truck* BOOM! Meeemeemee! *Points to self and flails arms madly*

Bunsen: He's excited already!

Claudia: *SIGH*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, Fourth of July is tomorrow... and you know what that means!
Rizzo: Food!
Gonzo: Dangerous explosives for me to attach myself to!
Rizzo: FOOD!
Clifford: Bikini babes hangin' by the pool!
Rizzo: Food!
Uncle Deadly: Another reason for you to have time to post more story, Ryan!
Rizzo: Food!
Camilla: Byuck brawk!
Rizzo: FOOD!
Ryan: ...Actually... I was thinking it meant that today was the Third of July... but those work too... I guess...

 

[Gloat]

*Adam is adding the finishing touches to the room, Boppity and Gloat walk in with Light Green and Dark Blue piant*

Boppity: We got the paint ya wanted, can we get lunch now?

Gloat: Yeh, we're hungry

Adam: You havent actually helped decorate the room at all yet, you left it all for me to do

Boppity: Good exercise

Gloat: And it means your not annoying us all the time, only occasionally with ya whining

Adam *opens paint cans and covers each of them in their own colour and begins slamming them against the wall* Now you're being helpful

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Hears slamming* Oh my.

Beaker: Mee.

Claudia: That's what lazy people get when they don't do anything to help their room buddy. I got us some cool clothes for tommorow's event! We are going to be uber patriotic--I think we'd make Uncle Sam jealous!

Bunsen: Sam is your uncle?

Claudia: *Blink* Not OUR Sam...America's old man Sam

Bunsen: So it is not the Sam that we know? It's the other Sam that we know that holds the flag?

Claudia: Yes, it's the patriotic Sam.

Beaker: Meemeemee!

Claudia: I know Sam is patriotic too but we are talking about the other Sam.

Bunsen: Oh I understand which Sam now. Yes, the one with the really huge finger.

Claudia: *Head spinny* I need to rest. Too many Sams.

Bunsen: Or perhaps Sammity-Sam...

Claudia: *Groans*

 

[The Count]

Just so long as it's not that guy who keeps pushing green eggs and ham on you for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. It's a good dish to make when you want something new, but I'm not going back there anytime soon.
*Looks over first five entries. *Smiles. Just a little tweaks to that last one, and I'll either start work on the next five to finish the group or send 'em off.

Come on Count, let's go get a bagel or doughnut at Jim's Coffee House. Heard Christy's doing her shift there now.
Count: Coming... *Finishes fiddling with a red white and blue and white starred piece of sewing with the spiders, then goes to meet Ed at the elevator.

 

[Gloat]

*The room is finally finished, the beds are all fixed up with added drawers, the quilts are each coloured and lined with the same coloured fur. There are new curtains and a new thick wooden window frame. The door has a new shiny brass knob. The carpet is now cream coloured and soft on the feet, and there is a large dining table placed in the middle of the room with a candle holder (a hint of class to the room). Multi-coloured bean-bags line the edges of the room and there is a small desk in a corner with a portable coffee machine and several mugs. The final touch is that the wall around is painted purple, with Boppity and Gloat shapes in their respected colours placed conveniently on top of the purple, this came from the earlier rampage, Adam thought it looked good*

Adam: hmm... looks good i think, especially each of your shapes on the wall of you two being pummelled into it.

Gloat: *rubbing head* could you paint over it? its embarrasing

Adam: no

 

[The Count]

Hello from the dorms management team.

Just wanted to wish everybody a happy and safe 4th of July, or United States' Independence Day as it's more commonly known. There'll be a picnic in the park, barbecue at the poolhouse, and of course fireworks later tonight. Wonder if I still have some of the special ones from a few years back, will probably have to talk to Gonzo to get some new ones given we've had so many new faces join the dorms. Oh well... Have fun everybody. See you at the party this evening.

 

[Gloat]

Boppity: *sitting on his new bed* Hey Adam, what you doing this evening? you're British

Adam: I dunno, I'm new here and i need to meet new people, but its a day for the Americans, not a day i should be celebrating. I thought we could watch some TV *points at new TV which he just bought* and drink some latte. Sound alright?

Boppity: Latte?

Adam: Just had it installed in the coffee machine, along with Expresso. Gonna be the ultimate party here tonight

Gloat: Can we play Twister?

Adam: no

 

[The Count]

Hey Adam... Just cause it's an American holiday that doesn't mean you can't come to have fun with the rest of us. It's OK if you want to stay in your room, it's your choice. But know that you, as well as everybody living here are invited to the various parties planned for later today.