Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: It sure has been quiet in this room...
Clifford: I think Gonzo might be sick.
Ryan: Why?
Clifford: Why else would it be quiet, man?
Ryan: Good point.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam, Boppity and Gloat look around their room*

Boppity: ooh! i get that bed! *points to the bed by the window and jumps on it, which means Adam and Gloat have to sleep on the beds on each side of the room with no windows*

Adam: we cant call beds just like that, you have to call shotgun *jumps next to him* Shotgun! *Adam pushes Boppity off the bed*

Boppity: Dang

Adam: *looks around the room* hmm, this place needs decorating, and we need some drinks, was a long journey here, one of you get some please

*Boppity walks out to get some drinks*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen & Beaker: *Comes back to the dorm room*

Claudia: Hey guys. Got to greet him?

Bunsen: Mmhmm.

Beaker: Meep meep.

Claudia: Ok. : )

Beaker: ....

Bunsen: You seem less talkative today.

Claudia: Yah.

Beaker: Meep.

 

[BEAR]

(A plate of fresh sesame seed honey bars are wrapped up and left on the doorstep of room 23 with a note from the people at room 29 (Bryan, Big Bird, Telly Monster, Bert and Ernie) welcoming them to the dorms)

 

[The Count]

Hope to hear from Bry to move on to Haunter #5... Also wonder when Cath will update KG in the fanfic library, so anxious to read what she's scheming...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey guys, sorry things have been so crazy lately and I haven't been around as much
Red: It's ok
Wanda: Yeah, we understand
Cookie: Me miss you though
Beth: Yeah, I miss you guys too. I promise we'll have lots of fun this week, it's the 4th of July on Wednesday and you know what that means!
Red: Party!
Wanda: Fireworks!
Cookie: COOKIES!
Beth: *laughs* All of the above.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Oh my gosh. How could I forget July the fourth?

Bunsen: Do not worry I shall buy some of the firecrackers at the tent not so far away.

Claudia: Nah, we do not need those. We can just get your experiments and light them on fire.

Bunsen: Don't you dare Miss Claudia. I mean what are you? A pyromaniac?

Claudia: No...D: but but

Bunsen: Mmm-mm

Claudia: *Sulk*

 

[Gloat]

*Adam opens the door to find wrapped up honey bars on the doorstep* Oooooh, how nice, ill have to thank those guys next time i see them *sneaks the bars back inside and under his bed so no one else will find them, then goes out to buy paint for the room*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: So what are we doing for the 4th?
MN: Hmm, what about a picnic down in the park, near where they're doing the fireworks?
Nora: Not too close...
MN: Yeah, I know what you mean, I'm freaked by loud noises.
Storyteller: And I hear Bunsen's going to go buy some firecrackers.
MN: Poor Beaker...
Nora: About the picnic...what should we bring?
Storyteller: Hmm, hmm...well, some sandwiches, some salad...ooh, maybe a quiche...
MN: And assorted desserts and drinks. It's just got to be portable.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Man, am I exhausted!
Randall: Why's that, Johnny?
Johnny: I had to get up today, didn't I?
Randall: (laughing) I guess you didn't have to... you don't have any shows this week.
Sal: Yeah, yeah.. it's Johnny's week off!
Don: A week off? July 4th week?.. no one wants you to sing at an Independence Day concert? I must've gotten fifteen requests today.. I'll be working from dawn to dusk!
Johnny: It's not that, it's Ma.. she insists that we drive the entire length of New Jersey every July 4th.
Don: Why?
Johnny: I dunno.. I always assmued it was because she wanted to make sure it was still there
Sal: Yeah, yeah, yeah.. it's hard to pay attention once she gets going, but I think it had something to do with 4th of July fireworks blowing small holes throughout the state.
Randall: So, she thinks Jersey is slowing being chipped away?
Sal: Yeah, yeah.. that's it!
Randall: (shrugging) Eh, that's a good enough reason for me.