Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(In Big Bird's Nest)

Big Bird: La-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
Bry: Something shining above
Big Bird: la-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
Gladys the Cow: (pops up randomly and sings operatically) La-de-da-de-da-LOVE!
Bry: What the--?

 

[The Count]

*Hears Maddie and the Electric Mayhem playing their instruments in tune to the song.
Bring us home somebody!

 

[BEAR]

All: We can't help singing la-de-da-de-dum
Loud and clear and strong

Bryan's Room: But, la-de-da-de-dum

Ed's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
Beth's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
Kyle's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
All 4 Rooms: Laaaaaaa

Telly: What's the name of that song?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pokes head out of room* Hey! Would ya keep it down out there? I'm trying to write in here! *is splashed with water balloon* ...La de da de dum...
Animal: Song! Song! Ah ha ha!

 

[Erine81981]

Everyone laughs at Ryan's expense

 

[The Count]

*Coming back from picking up dinner for roomies... Food's here!
Count: Vhat'd you get?
Quesadillas with plenty of veggies, bacon and sour cream.
Rosita: Fantastico!
Prairie: I'll go get the nappykins... Good, and I'll just set this down on the table in the common room where we can all sit down to eat.
Count: Perfect, shall I bring the drinks?
Please my fiend.

*All sit down to have dinner in the first floor's common room.

 

[ZootyCutie]

Zoot:...Could you say it again? I wasn't listening.


*sigh* Okay Zoot. In tennis, love means nothing. It's the opposite in real life, where love means everything.

Lips: Can we please play the game now? I need Mario Tennis before I get upset.


Janice: Rully Zoot. You can be so oblivious some times.

Zoot: So, what are we doing again?


*sigh* Forget it.

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Maybe we have a bit of fanfic waiting for us. You girls ready for bed?
Prairie and Rosita, both in their PJ's: Yes... Will you plese read us the stories?
Well, perhaps the Count would grace us with his inimittable reading style.
Count: Of course my friends... Now get comfy, I'll start vhen ve're ready.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, the three occupants are seated in the middle of the floor, telling ghost stories)

Storyteller: And the stifling, retch-inducing sulfur fumes burbled up as the young Fraggle made his way along the wall of the Caves of Nausea, when he met...
MN: A terrible mage, with equally terrible clawed hands and a face that could turn water to ice in seconds. The mage glared down at the Fraggle and proclaimed...
Nora: "Fool, you have trespassed inside my sacred caves, and your disgustingly Fragglish presence threatens to disrupt my magic."
Storyteller: "Threatens to disrupt my magic?"
Nora: Come on, it's been a long day, and I'm all out of really terrifying adjectives and verbs. Let's see...ahem...the mage said, "I will only let you leave this cave alive, if you..."
MN: "Can tell me the airspeed of the average unladen swallow."

(room dissolves in fits of cackling and giggling)

Storyteller: Hey, wait, I thought we agreed, no Holy Grail references this time!
MN: I know, I know, but the two jokers upstairs (points up to where Jim and Richard are sitting on their respective clouds in heaven) were starting to complain that the story was entirely too serious.
Storyteller: Oh. Sorry, boys.

 

[The Count]

Well... You could've always broken into "Walking Talking Breathing Ball Of Fire". Ah, blissful sleep. So have I longed for thee.
Count: Burning the midnight oils again?
Yeah, just gettin' things started. At least I hope to get a bit more done tomorrow.
Count: Ah yes, it's alvays the top-heavy letters from the first haf of the alphabet.
Yep, those almost 200 entry per files. Oh well, at least I have 2 in the box and the next few lined up.

Good night guys, the MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter A and by the number 3.