Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: Oh, Grover, hi! I'm just going to deliver these presents from Ryan, Clifford, Bert, and me. Bert and I got Mr. Fiama some hair gel and a new Tony Bennet comb. Clifford got him a certificate for Murray's Pin-Striped Suit Empire. And from Ryan, I got him this nice little leash for Sal, I thought he'd like it. Khekhekhe.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Who was that weird, blue guy?
Randall: Johnny, don't speak badly of people who bring gifts.
Johnny: Gifts? For me?
Randall: It's not anyone else's birthday today.
Don: That was Grover, Johnny.. he's an old friend.
Sal: He's so adorable!
Randall: He thinks so, too, Sal
Sal: Yeah, yeah.. come on.. let's get the party rolling.. everyone wants cake and ice cream.. and by everyone.. I mean me!

(runs over to the door, opens it and yells)

Sal: OK, YOUSE GUYS.. EVERYONE GET UP HERE NOW TO CELEBRATE THE GREATEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.. THE BIRTHDAY OF THE ONE, THE ONLY.. JOHNNY FIAMA!!!!!!!! .....AND THERE'S MARBLE CAKE!

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: Oh, a party! Sounds like fun!
Clifford: Actually, it sounds like Sal yellin' up a storm.
Gonzo: Sounds like fun!
Clifford: Can't say I didn't see that coming... Alright ya'll, let's go get our par-tay on.
Camilla: Bragawk!
Uncle Deadly: Fright, let us boogie into the night!
Ryan: *inside room* Hey! What about me?! I wanna party too!!

 

[The Count]

Eh... Another day, another headache. Wonder what the rest of the place is up to...

 

[Katzi428]

singing with a French accent Zank heaven...for leetle girrrrlllss...for leetle girls get beeger every dayyy....
Prairie:Hmmm...all you need is a French beret, Mademoiselle Kathy! I can tell how excited you are about the baby,though.
Yeah...I just wish I could see her sooner.
Prairie:I know.But time will fly.I promise.Too bad they don't live closer.
Yeah..tell me about it!Distance rots! But at least I don't live in another country.
Prairie:Yep.Plus I'm sure your brother will take videos of the baby.
You're right.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Ah...Friday at last.
Storyteller: Yes...now, who's up for pizza?
Nora: Ooh! Me! Me!
MN: Sounds good, but it'll have to be double cheese or vegetables. Still got a few weeks of Lent left.
Storyteller: That's all right...now, then, I've got a batch of dough stored in the fridge, so if you ladies would start digging out the appropriate toppings...(all head into kitchen)

 

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: (muttering) I do NOT wish to visit that room where a certain person who shall remain nameless lives!
(Kermit and Catherine have one arm a piece, and they are dragging, um, helping Piggy toward the birthday party for Johnny Fiama.)
Catherine: Look, I know it might be a little awkward at first, but we've known Johnny a long time and it's his birthday. C'mon--you didn't even have to buy a present, okay? Fozzie and I did the shopping.
Kermit: I mean, sure, it's going to be embarrassing and all since you practically threw yourself at his room-mate the other day, but you at least need to make an appearance.
(Piggy looks at him, annoyed and flustered.)
Piggy: (muttering) I'm making a fist...
Catherine: (grabbing Piggy's hand) Don't do it, Piggy. I think we agreed that Kermit's entitled to a few snarky comments over what happened. He was, after all, very forgiving under the circumstances.
Piggy: A few? How about a few every hour? Look, I said I'm sorry. I just got carried away.
(Kermit has his mouth open to say something but, seeing the look on Piggy's face, thinks better of it. Instead, he smiles that lop-sided smile that Piggy is so fond of and she subsides and smiles back.)
Kermit: Okay, truce?
Piggy: Truce. (After a moment, she reaches for Kermit's hand.) Promise you'll stick close to me tonight?
Kermit: (dryly) I don't intend to let you out of my sight. (muttering under his breath) Especially near their kitchen. Sheesh!
(Fozzie looks up at Catherine, cheerful for a Friday night.)
Fozzie: You think Johnny will like the smoking jacket we got him?
Catherine: I do. It's very old-school. And I think Sal will like it, too.
Fozzie: Sal? Why will Sal like it? He doesn't even wear the same size as Johnny.
Catherine: True, but the smoking jacket doesn't need to be ironed.
Kermit: Good thinking, guys.
Piggy: Of course--that's why they are Moi's roomies.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *plops down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn* Anyone up for a movie?
Clifford: *shrug* Sure, why not. It IS Friday. How 'bout a little Muppet Wizard of Oz?
Ernie: Ooh, sounds like fun. *eats popcorn*
Bert: Yeah, Ryan loves that one.
Gonzo: ...Where is Ryan?
Uncle Deadly: Locked in his room.
Bert: Still?
Clifford: Yeah, why do ya think I've been sleepin' out on the floor every night?
Ernie: Well don't you think we should let him out?
Camilla: Brawk bagawk byuck bawk.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed, he hasn't posted his latest story yet.
Gonzo: Maybe he's not posting it as a sign of rebellion. Maybe if you let him out, he'll post it.
Uncle Deadly: ...That's so crazy... it just might work.
Ernie: This IS Gonzo we're talking about. Khekhekhe.
Uncle Deadly: *picks lock on Ryan's door* *cautiously opens* Ryan, you can-
Ryan: *darts out* *kisses floor* FREEDOM!! SWEET, GLORIOUS FREEDOM!!
Clifford: *shakes head* Start the movie Gonzo.

 

[Erine81981]

FilFil: Heard someone mention a movie. Can i come in and watch?

Herry: We both heard.

Maurice: Actually we all heard.

Telly: Oooo the Muppet's Wizard of Oz. My favorite. Pass the popcorn, pleace.

Wait for me guys. *jumps onto the couch* Grover's still at work. He'll be in later. I brought some soda if anyone wants some. *sits the 12 pack on the coffee table*

 

[Katzi428]

sighArrrrgghh...can't sleep!
Rosita:Oh no!Not again,Kathy!
Yep Rosita...but this time I have a good excuse.
Rosita:Es verdad. Try to sleep anyway though,OK?You're going out for your mother's birthday tomorrow.
Right. I'll just keep the TV on softly.Night Rosita.