Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

Randall: Quiet night around the dorms...
Don: Indeed! It helps my brilliance rise to the surface.
Randall: Really? I hadn't noticed.
Don: What do you mean?!
Randall: I'm joking... You wanna come watch T.V. with Johnny, Sal, and I?
Don: No.. I've got to finish this last line.. I need something that rhymes with "orange."
Randall: OK.. if you change your mind, we're watching Bubba Ho-Tep

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from your friendly MC dorms management team.

It's come to our attention... That the current birthday season has hit a second week and will start off promptly today. So who's turn is it to have a party? Good question.
*Consults register...
Well, as I see it, there should be a party over in Room #19. Why? For today we celebrate one of Kim's roommates, the Beast! If you have any questions about party preparations, talk to Kim and Tosh Fraggle over in Room #19 on the second floor. Hope to see you at the party later tonight and have a good day.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *eating bowl of cereal* Hey, Ernie, I forgot to tell you that Bryan sends his greetings from Washington D.C.
Ernie: Ooh, that's great! I'll be sure to tell Bert when he wakes up.
Ryan: *smirks* I'm sure you will. I'm also pretty sure you'll be the one to wake him up.
Ernie: Khekhekhe, maybe. So, what are we doing today, pal?
Ryan: Well, I'm actually going to my dad's birthday part today, so I won't be around much until later tonight.
Ernie: Aww... well, that's okay buddy, I'm sure me and Bert can find something to do with Gonzo and the others.
Ryan: Yeah, maybe you can go out shopping for the Beast.
Ernie: Oh, good idea. Uh, just one thing... what do you buy for a beast?
Ryan: *shrug* Got me. But I'm sure Uncle Deadly or Gonzo would know.
Ernie: Khekhekhe, you're probably right Ryan.
Ryan: Then that would make Lisa left.
Ernie: Sure! Now c'mon, let's go wake Bert up!'
Ryan: *shakes head* You go ahead, I'll make him some oatmeal so he isn't completely crabby.
Ernie: Good idea.

 

[The Count]

Hey Prawny... Swung by that other place you set up for us to stay at... Nice diggs, hope it doesn't get any bad neighbors if you know what I mean.

 

[Erine81981]

FilFil: Why are we here? I thought we were staying at the other place.

We'll be staying here till we have to move for a while to the other room.

Herry: Good i can still workout for a while.

Telly: Is Oscar coming with us?

Oh yea. Almost forgot about Oscar. He'll be coming with us over to the other place when we have to start moving.

Maurice: I'm glad that Ryan and Lisa were kind of enough to build us some rooms to stay in.

Yep. It was. Maybe we need to send them both a Thank You card.

Herry: I'll get the cards.

Grover: *comes in* Hey everybody.

(In Union): Hey Grover.

Herry: We're making thank you cards for Ryan and Lisa.

Grover: Oooo i have to go get my cute little crayons.

I'm going to go get some donuts. I'll be back. *walks out the door*

FilFil: Oooo donuts. Yummy!

 

[anytimepally]

Sal: Hey, guys.. I heard someone downstairs say something about donuts.. I'm gonna go check it out.

(leaves)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: So Tosh, any special plans for Beast's birthday today?
Tosh: We're going to go over to the park and play. Then we're going for a walk around town.
Kim: Well, it certainly is a nice enough day for it.
Boober: *running up* Tosh, Tosh, Tosh! Don't go yet!
Tosh: What is it, Boober?
Kim: Yeah, whyfor are you channeling Wembley?
Boober: *gives Kim a Look* What? *to Tosh* You said you were going into town, right?
Tosh: Yeah.
Boober: You'd better take this, then. It's my present for Beast. I was going to give it to you tonight, but you could probably use it this afternoon if you wanted. *hands her an envelope*
Tosh: *opens it* Oh! Look, Beast! It's a gift certificate for that grooming place in town that you like!
Beast: Yay! *excited growling*
Kim: Hey, now you can get all spiffed up for your party tonight.
Beast: Yeah, yeah! *nods*
Tosh: We'd better get going. See you guys later!
Kim: Later, Tosh! And don't forget to be back in time for the party tonight!
Tosh: We won't!

-Kim

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Hey.. I made these beast-treats for Beastie's birthday present.
Randall: That's nice, Johnny. What flavor are they?
Johnny: Umm.. I dunno.
Sal: Maybe I could try one.. you know, so you'll know what flavor to tell Tosh they are at the party tonight!
Johnny: Wa.. Sal grabs one and eats it, then spits it out across the room ... Wait...
Don: You okay, Sal?
Sal: Yeah, but Johnny.. those things taste like charcoal!
Johnny: Yeah... well, it was gonna be my lunch, but I got sidetracked and left 'em in the oven too long.
Don: (shaking his head) That's just not right...
Johnny: But Beasts eat this kind of stuff, yeah?
(Don and Sal shrug)
Randall: At least the rest of us got legit gifts.. come on, let's get to the party.
Johnny: (as we're leaving) What? It's legit..

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms' management.

OK, I'm not sure if Tosh Fraggle and the Beast came back for their party last night. But I hope they had a good time. That reminds me, there's another celebrateur today... That little bundle of cuteness known as Bean Bunny. Hop on downstairs to Room #4 and check in with Bo about party preparations. Or if he's not in at the moment feel free to leave your presents for the hair-brained hare at his room's door.

Hope this message gets through and have a good day.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Wonder what's going on?
MN: Yeah, the front door was blocked off, so I had to come in the back.
Nora: Well, Phil mentioned something about the whole place being moved to a new server...
MN: Maybe that explains why the "Domain Default Page" keeps coming up.
Nora: And why all the other pages on the site are dead except for the forum.
Storyteller: What are you girls talking about?
MN: Computers.
Storyteller: Computers? Why don't you two talk about something of cultural significance or high artistic value?
Nora: (giggle) Storyteller, you're starting to sound like Sam the Eagle.