Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

In our room, as we prepare to record our song on a CD to give Clifford for his birthday

Don Music: (into a microphone) Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, in honor of our good friend Clifford's birthday.. well, come to think of it, he hasn't yet had the wonderful pleasure of meeting me.. but, Clifford, you'll love me, of course. And, since it is your birthday, I have written a song for you. It's a Don Music original, as since this will be the only recording, this CD is likely to be worth loads of money someday. I do hope you've had a wonderful birthday, and I just know you'll love the song. It will be sung tonight by a friend of yours, Johnny Fiama!

(to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Johnny:
Clifford is a purple guy
Sal, & Me:
(purple guy) (purple guy)
Johnny:
Clifford is a purple guy
. . . and he’s the coolest cat around

Johnny:
This is his happy birthday song
Me & Sal:
(birthday song) (birthday song)
Johnny:
This is his happy birthday song
Don:
. . . that Don Music just now found

Johnny:
And Randall and Sal are singing along
Me & Sal:
(singing along) (singing along)
All:
Yes, everybody is singing along
Don (speaking):
though slightly off-key
All:
. .. for Clifford’s Happy Birthday time song!!!!

All, though not quite together: Happpyyyyyy Birthdayyy Clifford!!!

Don Music puts the newly recorded CD into it's case, which Sal and I made shoddy, but adequate artwork for.

Randall: Okay, guys.. let's get to that party
Sal: there's gonna be cake, right?

 

[The Count]

That's OK Kyle. You were online when Randall came in, I wasn't. And your natural helpfulness kicked in, is sokay.
Wil there be cake at Clifford's party? Well, so long it doesn't explode in the oven like last time.
Hee. OK guys, have fun and see you later.

 

[Erine81981]

Down in the common room......

Grover: Finally glad Telly got his present here.

Herry: I know but it's really big too.

I know. It's like huge. Wonder what it is?

FilFil: A big dancing robot.

Grover, Herry and Me: A dancing robot?

FilFil: What? It could be that.

Maurice: Whatever it is i can't wait to see it.

Telly: Hey guys. I am so glad that i finally got Clifford's present.

So are we. What is it?

Telly: I can't tell you guys.

Grover: It is us Telly. We're not Clifford.

Herry: Come on. Tell us.

Telly: You all will just have to wait.

We all groan

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Okay, so we got Clifford's books and the shell necklace delivered okay, so it looks like things are going okay.
Storyteller: Heard you saved the French club from a terrible fate today.
MN: Me? (laughs) Yeah, just the fate of boredom and ennui. The DVD player conked out just as we were getting ready to watch the rest of Amelie, so I had to bring in my laptop and hook it up to the projector.

(enter Nora)

Nora: Hey, guys, new residents in town.
MN: Oh, that would be Randall, aka anytimepally, and his crew.
Nora: You've met them?
MN: Yeah, I'm on the resident application committee for a bit.
Storyteller: Wow.
MN: But enough of that...let's trot on up to the third floor and meet and greet...and get to Clifford's party.
Nora: But we don't know what room they're in.
MN: No problem, there's going to be lots of singing coming from up there. Shall we?

(gang heads out)

 

[The Count]

They're in Room 30. I'll be upstairs in a moment... Checking on the basketball games, I'm in an office pool with a few buddies from that CMX place.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Gotcha. Room 30, you guys.
Storyteller: Oh, of all times for my bunions to act up...
Nora: What are you talking about, Ed himself said that there's only elevators in the building. We can just ride up.
Storyteller: Yeah, well, my bunions get aggravated by riding in elevators.
MN: Good grief...is that even possible?

 

[The Count]

Dern cable... Gotta call the TV people to see what happened and get it fixed. Looks like I'll be watching the scores on the computer.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover Tv Repairer Monster: *knocks knocks* Hello there sir. I heard you need some help with your cute little TV.

 

[The Count]

Well... I did, but the people from my cable provider already fixed it. Thanks though Grover, or strangely familiar TV repairer monster.
Heh, that reminds me of a joke from the Grim Adventures.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover Tv Repairer Monster: *shoves self in* Thank you then sir. *goes over to the tv* I see what is wrong with it. *pulls plug out of tv* There now it should work. Try it now.