Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[christyb]

Skeeter: *heading into the wireless store* Okay the cake is ordered and will be delievered as soon as it's ready. Now to pick out a cell phone. Should be easy right? *walks inside the store* ....Or not.

 

[Katzi428]

coming in the door Blecchh..what a mess out there!
Prairie:Well...Bert tried to bake a cake. Gotta give him credit for that.
Yep...this is true!Oh!Speaking of baked goods I ran into Ed in the hallway...
Rosita:Ooh...I hope you didn't hurt him!giggle
VERY funny Senorita Rosita!! Anyway he was at the bakery in town and got us some goodies.Prairie...I can't say out loud what he got you,but look at what I'm doing. pantomiming googly eyes
Prairie:Huh? Ohhhh...I got it!I'll open the box in my room.
Good idea. Now Rosita...here's yours.
Rosita:Churros!Ay...que delicioso! What'd you get,Kath?
A chocolate croissant.I love these things!
Prairiecoming out of her room:I hid the incriminating evidence.I just hope you know who's sense of smell isn't too good!
The three of us laugh

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *puts mop away* *wipes brow* Phew... well, minor crisis avoided.
Uncle Deadly: Twice.
Ryan: Yeah. Hey, Ernie, have you started the dishes yet?
Ernie: Yup, just put in the soap. *closes dishwasher*
Ryan: ...Ernie... That isn't the right soap.
Ernie: What do you mean?
Ryan: I mean that that's laundry detergent! Not dish soap!
*the dishwasher explodes in a heap of bubbles*
Gonzo: Whoopie! Ha ha ha! We made it back just in time Camilla!
Clifford: *from room* *bangs on door* Let me outta here!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (looks up) I could have sworn that I heard a cake explode earlier today.
Storyteller: Ooh, yes, heard something about it from Gillis...and I've been hearing rumors about a river of bubbles in one of the other rooms.
Nora: Oh, well...business as usual in the dorms.
MN: I called Music Has Charms, and I've just ordered some books of music for the steel drums.
Nora: Mrs. Farley told me that she's got a book on the history of music in the Caribbean, so I'm going to give Clifford that.
Storyteller: As for me...oh, dear, oh, dear, what to give the cool Muppet who's got everything...
Nora: Don't you make necklaces out of shells and things like that?
Storyteller: Yes, suitable for both males and females...and here's one made out of conch shells and Merggle gems.
MN: Why not give that?
Storyteller: Hmm, yes, why not?

(later)

MN: You're saying that Ernie put yeast in the cake?
Storyteller: 'Twas what I heard from Gillis.
MN: And three tablespoons...woof, no wonder the cake exploded.
Nora: What should they have done?
MN: About a teaspoon or two of baking powder.
Storyteller: Oh, it's no use correcting their mistakes, they'll just go out and make new ones.
MN: Too right. It's nature's way.

 

[The Count]

*Finishes off another bowl of cold cole slaw, some fried pieces of whity meat, and a tumbler of tea-flavored Crystal Light.
*Moves on to chat with Erin about the bake sale at the RHLC.
*Goes to the reading room in the common room to transcribe some tomes in order to send the copies to Christy.

 

[Erine81981]

Everyone got their presents there giving to Clifford?

Grover: I do. I am going to give him a cute little shirt i saw at Walmart today.

Looks nice. I got him a pair of sunsades. Think he'll like'em?

Herry: I think he will. I got him some music that i found at the Muppet Music Store. He'll love all of these songs. There all oldies. His favoirtes.

Telly: I don't know what to get Clifford. I don't really know what he likes.

Herry: Why not ask him?

Telly: Good idea Herry. Thanks. *runs off to Ryan's room*

FilFil: I haven't got him anything either. But i will.

Good gifts everyone. When it comes time for the party will have them all ready for him to open. I'm going to watch me some more TV.

FilFil: I'm going to go after Telly. He might help me too. *runs off after Telly*

Maurice: *comes in* Hey guys. Home form work.

Hey Maurice.

Grover: How was work?

Maurice: Fine. Prairie's been showing me where the truck comes when it delivers the flowers to the show in back. What's been going on here?

Nothing much. Just getting Clifford's presents ready for his birthday.

Maurice: Oh no! I forgot all about that. I still need to get him a present.

Herry: Don't worry. I need to head to the store but i'll probably go tomorrow. It's to late now. But your welcome to come with me.

Maurice: Make it a date then. I'm hungry. Any bread?

There should be. Look in the cupboard.

Maurice: Found it. *makes himself a sandwich*

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms management team. OK, we're about to start off a very busy birthday period.
So let's get things started...
Statler and Waldorf: Why must you get things started?

Happy birthday wishes go out to today's birthday Muppet... Clifford!
*Muppets Tonight intro music plays to welcome the purple-faced catfish-looking dreadlocked dude into the spotlight.

If you have questions about this guy's party, then check in with his roomie, namely that cracker of prawns or chest of drawers or whatever he's calling himself now.
Have fun guys and gals!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *jumps on Clifford's bed* Happy birthday!!
Clifford: *drowsy* Why... dude... why?
Ryan: It's your birthday! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Clifford: *rolls out of bed* Alright... who gave the Prawn coffee?
Ryan: I did! Whoo! Now c'mon! It's party time!
Clifford: It's too early!
Ryan: Not when I'm not gonna be here for the rest of the day! So c'mon! Get up, let's get this finished so I can get outta here without feeling guilty!
Clifford: *glares* Fine...
Ryan: Alright everybodeeeeeee! If you have gifts for Cliff here, just bring 'em to my room, I'll be out for the rest of the day, but Cliff, Gonzo, Uncle D., and the others will be here to collect them. Have a great day everyone! Happy brithday Clifford!!

 

[christyb]

Christyb: *dragging herself in her pj's behind Skeeter mumbling* I'm killing the prawn...I'm gonna kill him. Doesn't he know what time it is?

Skeeter: Spoilsport, c'mon!

Christyb: Just because you got him the gadget of the century and it cleaned our room doesn't mean that I have to be there! He'll get my shadow box that I made of his greatest Muppet's Tonight moments and enjoy it while I'm *yawns* in bed.

 

[The Count]

*Count, playing the bat-organ while I'm groovin' in full Dr. Teeth voice: Hey hey... Congrats Rye bread... Quad 8's, or double 88's. And on Cliff's B-day. Outrageous my prawn.
And a very merry felicitations to our hip bretherend from that o so melodiously Muppetational shindig known as Muppets Tonight.

Have a most indubitably psychadelic par-tay!