Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, spring is here... the birds are chirping... love is floating about... Why the heck can't I get any?
Camilla: *nuzzling Gonzo* Brawk baww...
Gonzo: *arm around Camilla* Hey there Ry, Camilla and I are taking in a spring picnic. Care to join us?
Ryan: Nah, I wouldn't want to intrude. Besides, Ernie and I still have some work to do on Clifford's birthday present.
Gonzo: *shrug* Suit yourself. C'mon my little Rice Krispie treat, let us make leave!
Camilla: *wide eyes* Brawk! Bawk bawk bawk!
Gonzo: Leave! I said leave! Sheesh! *they leave*
Bert: I don't get it.
Ryan: Good. Okay, Ernie, grab the streamers...

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Looks like things are well under way for tomorrow's party.
Still need to hear from Kim and Kyle, they'll get here eventually.

*Goes off to fanfic library to see if I can get the authors to sign a couple of copies of their works.

 

[christyb]

*Off in the real world in the coffee shop. Skeeter is sitting at a table sipping coffee*

Skeeter: Slow day isn't it?

Christyb: Yep, it's spring break here in Martin. Oh well it means I can research on the net and be around more.

Skeeter: Always a plus. I think I'll go check out what's happening in the dorms.

Christyb: Okay see ya.

 

[The Count]

The real world? What's that like? Is that Real World 19 already?

*Back at the dorms: Oh hi Skeeter. Big news, Clifford's B-Day's tomorrow. Talk to Ryan, he's putting the bash together. No, it wasn't previously broken.
*Small joke.

BTW: Please remember to ask Sis to weigh in on whether the dorms should host the RHLC lovebirds' party after they get hitched, whenever that'll be.
And she can always drop me a message if she wants more roomies in there with you gals.

 

[christyb]

Skeeter: I know. That's why I came home. To surf ebay for the perfect gift. Which I haven't found yet. I'll tell her about the bash. We'll let you know once we finish debating on a roomie.

 

[The Count]

OK, thanks. Will probably leave for afternoon/night classes in a little bit. So don't be surprised if you find a fanfic update in the inbox.

*Walks off, hmm, think I'll drop by Mrs. Pepper's Music Hath Charms store and pick up something forClifford. Might as well do some gift shopping for the Chef and Big Bird while I'm at it too.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: How's that cake coming Bert?
Bert: I'm just getting ready to put it in the oven.
Ernie: Oh good. Hey, Ryan, where do you want me to put the napkins?
Ryan: Over there on the table.
Uncle Deadly: *examining cake ingredients* Bert... exactly how much yeast did you put in that cake? *holds up empty yeast box*
Bert: The recipe called for three. So I put in three boxes.
Ryan: *grabs recipe card* Bert! It says three tablespoons!
Bert: Oh dear...
*the oven rumbles*
Ernie: Um... Ryan?
Ryan: *sigh* Ernie, call the bakery...
*oven explodes cake batter everywhere*
Clifford: *walks in* *looks around* *takes a lick of cake batter* Mm-mm! Vanilla! My favorite! Hey Ry, I think I'd like this kinda cake for my par-tay tomorrow, heh heh.
Ryan: *falls over in pile of cake batter*
Bert: *raises eyebrow* This is almost as bad as the lemon custard.

 

[christyb]

Skeeter: *outside the kitchen trying to signal Ryan without Clifford seeing* Pssstt! Ryan! Over here!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: W-what was that? Earthquake?
Kim: Nah. Sounded more like a cake exploding.
Gillis: And how would YOU know?
Kim: Never you mind, Gillis.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *spies Skeeter* Uh... Clifford, quick, run into the room and get me some socks!
Clifford: ...O-kay...? *goes into bedroom*
Ryan: *locks Clifford in* Uncle D., watch him. *to Skeeter* Yeeees?