Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

All I know is that if Babel wins Best Picture, then that confirms there's 0 interest in continuing the charade from here on out.
*Roomies return from playing in the park.
You guys go get washed up, Ryan's planning a viewing party for the Oscars tonight.
Count: Oh, vhat fun, I get to count up all the trophies handed out!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *at the grocery store with Ernie* Hmm, what should we make for dinner tonight?
Ernie: Bubblegum?
Ryan: Nah, we had that at the last party.
Ernie: Khekhekhe.
Ryan: I was thinking ribs.
Ernie: Ooh, that sounds good.
Ryan: I agree.
Ernie: As long as Miss Piggy doesn't find out.
Ryan: ...Maybe we should make hamburgers instead. Gladys doesn't live with us, does she?
Ernie: No...
Ryan: Great! Hamburgers it is then!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Big Bird: Oh boy, a party! Do we get to go?
Beth: Sure Big Bird, for awhile, but when it's your bedtime we'll have to go
Big Bird: Sounds good to me!
Red: This will be fun
Cookie: Me hope there are cookies
Wanda: I'm sure there will be food of some sort
Beth: There always is

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *puts cookies in cart* For safety purposes.
Ernie: Right.
Ryan: Left.
Ernie: Huh?
Ryan: ...Never mind.
Ernie: Can we get some bubblegum?
Ryan: I guess. But not too mu-
Ernie: *throws in four boxes of bubblegum*
Ryan: ...Ernie what are we gonna do with all that bubblegum?
Ernie: Chew it of course!
Ryan: Oh, okay. I thought we were gonna cook it, then we would've had to put it back.
Ernie: Khekhekhe. *squeaks Rubber Duckie* What's that Rubber Duckie? You want some bubble bath? I dunno, ask Ryan. *squeaks Rubber Duckie*
Ryan: *shrug* Sure, why not. As long as we don't have to eat that either.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walks back into Room 25 carrying groceries* Alright Ernie, let's hurry, the pre-show has already started!
Gonzo: Yeah, and there's no food! They're forming a riot!
Ryan: Who is?
Gonzo: The five of us.
Ryan: Sheesh...
Ernie: Don't worry Ryan, the food shouldn't take too long to make.
Ryan: Yeah well, let's hurry gang.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Tonight is the Oscar's and Ryan is having a show party at Room 25, do you like to go

ZOE: Okay!

BABY BEAR AND LITTLE BIRD: Sure

PETER: I've made some Barbecued Chicken and Steak for the Dinner

BABY BEAR: Yummy in my Tummy

PETER: And I'm going to stump the dorms on TV listings!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Whoa whoa whoa! Al Gore almost ran for president again! Thank goodness for music cues...
Ernie: Khekhekhe.
Bert: *lowers eyebrow* I just hope that they get to the award for "Greatest Acting by a Pigeon in a Dramatic Genre" soon.
Ryan: Bert... I don't think they'll ever get to that one.
Gonzo: I'm waiting for the stunts! I should be up for an award this year!
Camilla: Brawk bawk bawk.
Ryan: HEY! Happy Feet just won! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Clifford: Sheesh...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <charges into Prawnie's room> I HEAR LAUGHTER AT LAME JOKES! I WANT IN! <Tackles Prawnie> Hi half!
Rowlf: <shakes head> <walks into Prawnie's room> Sorry 'bout that Ryan. She's had a good day today. She's hyper.
Robin: <hopping> So am I! Can I stay up for the whole show? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Chef: Shkyumpen frum dem Oskie groucho!
Rowlf: ...You looking for the chicken, the green guy, or gold statue?
Lisa: <un-tackles Prawnie and sits next to him> So, any crazy speeches yet?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *stares at other half* Well, I suppose I should've seen that coming. No, no crazy speeches as of yet. But right now this anhorexic woman in a tux is speaking in some crazy foreign accent.
Bert: Shh, Ryan! You'll insult the Chef!
Gonzo: Yeah, then he could insult you right back and you wouldn't be able to undersand him!
Ryan: Good grief... anyone got popcorn?

 

[Ruahnna]

(Catherine looks around the room once before closing it and locking the door. She had a huge tin of home-made caramel popcorn under her arm and a battered tin of brownies balanced on top. THere is another tin under her other arm. Just before she shuts the door, Kermit comes hastening up.)
Catherine: Did you forget something?
Kermit: Piggy forgot her wrap.
Catherine: Her wrap? We're just going down the hall to Prawnie's room to watch the rest of the Oscars.
Kermit: And your point is...?
Catherine: Right--silly of me. Just lock up behind you, okay.
(She starts down the hall, but Kermit quickly overtakes her.)
Kermit: Here--let me carry something.
Catherine: Thanks--you can carry these. These are actually for you. And Oscar.
(Kermit pops the lid and looks inside.)
Kermit: Oooh! Wow! I love these cookies!
Catherine: Just don't get them mixed up with the chocolate chip ones, okay?
Kermit: Gotcha.
(They go down the hall.)