Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Chef: Yager smecken de popkickendy pop-a-corn! <Throws popcorn in the air> THREE DEE!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Chef, don't throw the popcorn, Camilla just pecked up. HA! Get it? Pecked up!
Uncle Deadly: I suppose only Lisa would appreciate that one.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Laughs!> Ha! Pecked, I GET it!
Rowlf: ...<turns to Uncle Deadly> Yup.

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: Will you be quiet? I'm missing the Award for Achievment in Visuals!
Ryan: Anyway, back to the lame jokes...
Bert: *lowers eyebrow* You're worse than Ernie...
Ernie: I can't hear you Bert, I've got a banana in my ear!

 

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: (whisperingTo Ryan) As long as you don't say it's a pig-sty in here. She hates that.
Piggy: (growling) What?
(Fozzie hides behind hat.)

 

[The Count]

Rully glad Happy Feet won, my man Robin's featured in that one. And I'm also happy Alan Arkin won, SS connection you know.

Count, you got those mini fudge spiders?
Count: Yes... Not to mention the garlic peanut butter popcorn.
Good. Take these over to Ryan's, I'll have the bats wing a batch of the crunchy peanut and milk chocolate ganosh truffles over to Cath's room later.

 

[Ruahnna]

Catherine: (whispering to Kermit): Count can eat garlic?
Kermit: (whispering) Sure--if he takes his antacid first. Pass the mini fudge spiders--they look delicious.

 

[Leyla]

<Leyla is busily rounding up her roomies>

Leyla: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, we're LATE for Prawnie's Oscar party! ROLL CALL! Leyla! <blinks> <taps head> Yep! I'm here! HILDA!

Hilda: <Carrying a large bowl> I'm here! I'm ready! I have the Oscar trifle!

Leyla:... Oscar trifle...um... do you mean Os-

Hilda: We can eat this trifle!

Leyla: Ah, good good. Jimmy!

Jimmy: Why am ah in a tux? Ah'm not gettin' an award... <hopefully> am ah?

Leyla: Um... you... get the award for... not making Leyla crazier! It comes with uh... a helping of trifle!

Jimmy: <teary> Ah'd like to thank the Acadamy, and my momma-

Leyla: Uh huh. Wanda?

Wanda: <twirls in her Oscar dress> Do you like it? Do you think it'll make Wayne crazy? Do you think he'll be there?

Leyla: <muttered> Not if I'm lucky... you look goreous! Robot Kermit?

RK: <bouncing on his toes> I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, boy am I ready!

Hilda: <to Leyla> I didn't realise he was such an Oscar buff.

Leyla: <softly> He's not. He's just excited to see Robot Piggy's Oscar dress... she's been going on about it for a while... getting him worked up.

Robot Kermit, who has overheard: It's TOP SECRET! And designer!

Leyla: Well, of course it is. Speaking of which... Robot Piggy? Are you ready yet? We've been waiting for HOURS!

<Robot Piggy sweeps out magnificently cloaked in a pine-forest green dress with a Kermit Green chiffon overlay and an enormous bow in the back, neatly obscuring her winder. Her hair is curled immaculately and swept over her shoulder. All flash and sass. Robot Kermit inhales in delight.>

Robot Piggy: Shall we?

<They shall>

Robot Kermit: Gee... you look fabulous. I've never seen a dress like that!

Robot Piggy: And you won't again anytime soon, I daresay!

 

[The Count]

*Wispering: Yes... Though I'm a bit of a believer that since garlic makes blood richer in its life-gving substnance... Plus, after 3 or 4 centuries of being unalive, seems to me vampires would've developed some digestive tolerance to garlic by now.

Hmmm... Sure hope Piggy and Robot Piggy don't end up arriving wearing the same dress. Hey guys... Here's the sodas, Figgy Fizz's finest cola, diet, and lemon-lime all andily prepped in this neato soda dispenser machine.

 

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: Well, Moi is totally miffed.
Oscar: (who has been trundled down to Ryan's room and is sitting uncomfortably close to Miss Piggy) Cuz they didn't want you to come?
(Piggy's mouth falls open in surprise and her eyes narrow dangerously.)
Piggy: They did so want Moi to come, but they did not ask me to present an award.
Oscar: Oh yeah? What did they want you to do?
Piggy: (sniffing daintily) An important back-stage job.
Gonzo: (leaning over and whispering in Oscar's ear) Coat-check girl!
Piggy: I heard that, you little weirdo! Stand still! Hi-yah!
Kermit: Piggy--wait, don't--look out for the garlic popcorn on my...oh. Um, sorry Oscar.
Oscar: Are you kidding me? I just got garlic popcorn poured all over my head.
Kermit: (nervously) Um....
(Oscar grabs Kermit's hand and pumps vigorously.)
Oscar: Thanks--thanks buddy! You sure know how to make a guy feel welcome! Hey Ryan--great party!
Kermit: Whew...
Oscar: Oh, hey--your lady pig friend is chasing that little weirdo.
Kermit: Um, is she gaining on him?
Oscar: Surprisingly, yes. And in heels. Better hop to it!
Kermit: Right--I'm on it! Piggy! Honey, look--you're just going to ruin your nice dress! Piggy--wait, don't--Piggy!
Gonzo: Arghhh! What a party!