Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Aaron]

hi guys

 

[The Count]

Um... Can I help you sir? If you wish to join us as a resident of the dorms, I suggest you go digging and find Post #8412 which contains the ne application forum and rules all potential new residents need fill out and abide by to become part of our establishment. Helps cut down on the misunderstanding headaches that way. Thank you and have a good day.
*Smiles and waves a friendly sort of greeting.

 

[Erine81981]

Oh hey Aaron. *does a double take* AARON! Hey there buddy. Hows things going? Ed don't you remember Aaron. He's our luggae boy or used to be. Where have you been? You need to visit more often. Hope SuperGrover didn't wake you or did you hear him from outside?

 

[The Count]

*Quietly, almost whispeing to Kyle: Yes, I remember Aaron. Just have to get the message posted above out to anyone new who crosses our doors. ant to keep the residents happy and the thread devoid of any graffiti-spamming vandals.

 

[Erine81981]

*quietly to Ed* I see. Thanks for the info. *back to medium vocie* Alright, back to finding where Ryan is. Have we found him yet?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bursts from room* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! *hugs everyone* Super Grover! Kyle! Lisa! Rowlf! Telly! Herry! Kyle! Maurice! Oscar! FilFil! Oscar! Cute little nieces of Kyles! Oscar!
Gonzo: *whispers to Clifford* I think he got cabin fever from being locked in there so long.
Clifford: You shouldn't've said that, dude.
Gonzo: Why not-
Ryan: *emerges in conga outfit* Aye ariba! Ole! Ha cha cha! Etcetera!
Gonzo: Oh... That's why.
Bert: *lowers eyebrow* It's going to be a long three months.

 

[Aaron]

** looks at ryan** i see little has changed around here.

 

[Erine81981]

Music cue!

*music starts*

Everyone appears in conga outfits without even knowing

Ed: Cabin Fever?

Clifford: *looks at himself and shrugs* Oh well it's like they say. Join in. Hit it Ryan!

Ryan: I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
Everyone: We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas

Ernie and Bert: Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

Everyone: We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad

Lyndi and Bonnie: Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal

Herry, Telly, FilFil: Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

Me: We got cabin fever
SuperGrover: No if's, and's, or but's
Me: We're disoriented
SuperGrover: And demented
Me and SuperGrover: And a little nuts

Rowlf, Robin, and Chef: Ach du lieber Volswagen car
Lisa: (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Saur braten viener schnitzel
Und a vunder bar
Lisa: (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

Gonzo: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side
And then it died

Ryan: I've got cabin fever
Me: I think I've lost my grip
Oscar: I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
Ryan: Si!

Aaron: I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Everyone: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Everyone: Cabin fever!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa; <bounces> That was FUN! But uh, Prawnie... You might wanna trim that beard a tad. It looks a little untamed.

 

[Erine81981]

(whispers to Ryan) You might want to take a bath too. *waves hand in front of nose*