Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: It sure was nice of Ed and the Count to invite us all to dinner at Friendly's last night, wasn't it?
Betty Lou: Sure was! I'm glad Tosh and I got to play with Rosita and Prairie Dawn, too.
Gillis: *mumbles and turns over in his bunk*
Betty Lou: Boy, what time did he come in last night? I didn't hear him.
Kim: It was after you, Tosh, Beast and Boober went to bed, I know that. He was in a pretty good mood, though.
Betty Lou: The date must have gone well.
Kim: *chuckles* I think he was just glad to see Brio again. He's pretty good friends with all of the Minstrels.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: *eating bowl of oatmeal* Hey... Gonzo, wasn't there something we were supposed to do this morning?
Gonzo: *shrugs* *eats waffle* Got me!
Bert: It just feels like we're forgetting something... Something big too.
Uncle Deadly: *sips green tea* It's probably nothing.
Camilla: Brawk bagawk!

(Meanwhile, in Ryan's room...)

Ryan: *huddled in corner with beard that reaches the floor and long hair* *rocking back and forth* *singing* Why are there so many songs about rainbows...

 

[The Count]

*Walks into Ryan's room with mock-British indignation. Right, right, stop it... There'll be no singing here. Now stop it... What? This isn't the set for the Holy Grail? Oh, so sorry, beg your pardon. *Leaves the way he came in leaving Ryan still locked in his room.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *cries*

(Meanwhile, in Room 25...)

Clifford: Why was Ed just in here?
Gonzo: Beats me.
Ernie: I think he was just doing a room inspection.
Camilla: Bawk brawk.
Bert: Sounds right to me.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed.

 

[The Count]

*Remembers to leave batch of cooled apple raisin turnovers in a basket outside Room #25 for the inhabitants to share.

Count:... And this is the second floor's common room. What's that Lindy? Yes, that's 1, 1 grouchy trashcan in the corner there. You haven't met him yet? Vell, come then.
*Leads Kyle's nieces over, promptly banging on the can's sides. Hey Oscar!
Oscar: What do you want bat-breath? *Lid pops open and the grouch emerges with a grimy ice cream dish. Can't you see I'm enjoying a chocolate caramel anchovy-covered Saturday?
Count: Uh... Yes.. Vell, Kyle's little nieces, Lindy and Bonnie vanted to meet you.
Oscar, staring at Bonnie and Lindy: You mean you're related to that goofball?
Count: Yes they are. 2 nice little nieces.
Oscar: Well here's something for you to count... How many seconds will it take for you to scram outta here?!? *Oscar goes back down, slamming the lid behind him.
Count: Yes, vell... You girls have your swimming gear ready? Come this vay and I'll take you to our pool house.
*Leads the way, spying Red Fraggle practicing inside for this week's swim meet.
*Kyle's nieces, already changed, plunge in, splashing all the way getting Red in on the fun.
Count: Mmm... 3 satisfied swimmers.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: So... Hungry... Need... Apple raisin turnover... Can't go on... Much longer... Need... Muppet movies...

(Meanwhile, in Room 25...)

Gonzo: *munches on apple raisin turnover* Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Ernie: Oh, sure! Let's watch Muppets From Space!
Clifford: Yeah, that's Ryan's movie!
Bert: ...Where is Ryan anyway?
Uncle Deadly: *shrug* Probably out with Lisa doing something insane.
Camilla: Brawk bagawk!
Gonzo: Yup, just like everyday.
Clifford: *puts in movie* Hey, someone throw me one of those turnovers.
Ernie: *hands Clifford a turnover and takes seat on couch* Oh boy, I love this movie.

 

[Erine81981]

I'm home! Man that wind it bad today. *sees Pops* Hey Pops. *high fives Pops* See you later. *walks down the hallway* Hey Oscar. *walks in*

Oscar: Something about him didn't look like him. Oh well. Alright Slimey.....

Grover: Hi Kyle. How was work?

Dirty and windy. I'll be right back. I'm going to take me a shower. I'll return. *heads off to the bathrooms*

Herry: What's that smell?

Grover: Dirt. Kyle is covered in it. Head to toe.

Herry: No. There's some other smell i'm smelling. *sniffs some more*

Grover: I think i smell it too.

FilFil: What are ya'll doing?

Herry: We smell something.

Grover: And we do not know where it is coming from or what it is.

FilFil: Now you mention it i'm smelling it too.

Down in the kitchen...........

Telly: Alright girls. Today were going to make some cookies.

Lyndi: Oooo cookies. My favorite.

Bonnie: Mine too. Can i mix it?

Telly: Sure. Lyndi, your going to pour the stuff into a bowl with my help.

Lyndi: Cool beans.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sniffs the air* COOKIES?! Now someone is making COOKIES?! SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

(Meanwhile, in Room 25...)

Ernie: *watching "The Street We Live On" with everyone else* ...Did you guys hear something?
Bert: Shh! We're trying to watch Ryan's new DVD!
Ernie: Oh, sorry.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <knocks on Prawnie's door> Prawnie? Are you in there?
Rowlf: <puts ear to door> <sniffs> He's growing a beard.
Lisa: <blinks at Rowlf>
Rowlf: Trust me.
Lisa: Gotcha. <turns to door> PRAWNIE! CAN YOU HEAR ME???
Rowlf: <covers ears> No, but China can.
Lisa: Who's China?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: LISA!!! LISA LISA LISA!! Get me out of here!!

(Meanwhile in Room 25...)

Uncle Deadly: Keep it down, will you?
Bert: We're trying to watch Sesame Street!
Ernie: Would you like to join us, Lisa?
Gonzo: Have an apple raisin turnover.