Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Herry: HEY WAITER!

Whatnot Muppet Waiter: *zips in* Yes sir!

Herry: My good friend here needs a menu.

Whatnot Muppet Waiter: Alright. *zips off and zips back* Here you go sir. *hands the menu to Bert* What would you like to drink sir?

 

[The Count]

*At Friendly's... Oh, he already has his Figgy Fizz, and complimentary bottlecap. Just tell Julia we have one more meal to add to our order.
To Bert: Go ahead and order buddy Bert.

Wonder if Ryan knows all of Gonzo's exploding socks lost their fuse in the laundry earlier this week.

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: Oh, thank you, I'll take some macoroni and cheese, please.

(Meanwhile back in Ryan's room...)

Ryan: *beard has grown extra long* *rummages through stuff* Curse you Gonzo and your damp exploding socks! ...WILSON!!

 

[The Count]

... Mmm, smell that? Our food's ready. Hi Julia, meet our friend Bert. He's staying with Ryan for the moment, add his mac and cheese to our bill please.
*The Cout gets up and helps Julia unload the dishes in front of the people and Muppets who ordered.

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: Mmm, this looks great Julia! Thanks! Hmm... Uncle Deadly's lasagna is getting cold. I hope he gets back to eat it before the third Wednesday in March.
Uncle Deadly: *swoops in* Plenty of time left to spare.
Bert: *jumps* AH! Don't DO that!

(Meanwhile, in Room 25...)

Ernie: *jumps checker* King me, Clifford.
Clifford: *kings Ernie's checker* Think we should try and get Ryan out?
Ernie: Didn't Gonzo say he was taking Camilla to find a nuclear powered chainsaw to get him out?
Clifford: *moves chekcer* ...So, is that a yes?
Ernie: We'll call Biff and Sully in the morning. *jumps checker* King me!
Clifford: *shakes head* How did you get this good at checkers, man?
Ernie: Bert's pigeon taught me how to play. Khekhekhekhe!

 

[The Count]

*Bats slide a Swedish Kitchens pizzabox under Ryan's door so he can get something to eat as a reward for posting more of Trip.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: SWEET BERTHA! FOOD! Wilson! Wilson! FOOD Wilson! *is talking to a coaster* Fine then Wilson, more for me! *eats pizza like Cookie Monster*

(Meanwhile, at Everbody Eats...)

Bert: *eats macoroni and cheese peacefully*

 

[The Count]

*OOC: We're not at Everybody Eats Prawn... We went to Friendly's, their crosstown competition instead.

 

[Erine81981]

Back at the dorms........

Ooooo that some good eatin.

Lyndi: My tummy's full.

Herry: I'm tired. Lets all get to bed.

Bonnie: Do we have to go back home?

FilFil: Can they stay?

Telly: Yeah. Can they stay?

I don't see why not. Alright girls. Break out the blankets guys.

FilFil and Telly: Goodie! *both dance around the room with each other*

Herry: *throws me a blanket*

Thanks Herry. *lays it on the couch* There you go. Another one, please.

Maurice: Here you go. *hands it to me*

Thank you Maurice. *covers up Lyndi and Bonnie* Good night girls. *kisses them both good night*

Lyndi: Kyle?

Yes?

Lyndi: Thank you.

Welcome. Now go to sleep.

Herry: Good night guys.

Telly: *yawns* Good niiiiiii....*starts snoring*

Maurice: Good night Telly. *covers him up*

FilFil: Good night.

Grover: *comes in* Hey everybo...

Shhhhhhh....(whispers).....my neices are asleep.

Grover: (whispers) Oh. Sorry.

It's alright. So how was work today?

Grover: Alright. Same old same old. *yawns* Well I am going to head on to bed. Good night.

Good night Grover. Sweet dreams and cute ones too.

Grover: *smiles*

 

[The Count]

*Arriving back at the dorms... That sure was a good dinner we had with our friends.

Gaffer and Fatatatita run off to play in the dorms corridors, exerting their pent-up energies.
PD: Their sandwiches were yummy.
Rosita: And the burritos were buenisimos.
Count: I especially liked their Trick-Oreo-Treat dessert.
Me: Yeah, though the vanilla ice cream with melted crunchy peanut butter sauce and crumbled PB sandies was good too.

OK guys.. We'll have shows and stories in the fanfic reading room tomorrow... Methinks it's time to get to bed now.
*Collective sigh of contentedness from the group... Pajamas and night clothes in hand, we take turns changing in the bathroom and brushing our teeth, so as both sets of roomies have some privacy during the removal and subsequent redressing for a good night's sleep.
Before I forget, would you ladies like to do the honors?PD and Rosita: Sure!

Rosita: MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter ye.
Count: Huh?
Rosita: That means Y in Spanish.
Me: Oh.
Rosita: No, ye.
Me: Will talk to Lisa.
Count: Isn't that vhat's gotten us into this routine?
Me: Oy.
Count: That's her line tooyou know...
Me: Sheesh.
Count: And that's Kermit's line.
Me: Forget it...

Prairie: And by the number, um... what was it again... oh yeah, 8.
Count: Mmm, eight beautiful notes.
*All quietly: Buenas noches.