Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(While a bunch of the dormies are having fun in the pudding pool, we here Prairie in voice-over)
Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letters K, P, and by the number 9.

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: *creeps through the Dorm halls after dark carrying armfulls of secret supplies* Eeech, aarch, uuu!
Bo: *switches a torch light that flashes over Bean* Ah-ha!
Bean: Aaaaah!!!
Bo: Ahhh!
Bean: EEEEEE!
Bo: Um...?
Bean: What are you DOING!?
Bo: What are YOU doing?
Bean: I was...creeping along with these marshmellows.
Bo: I was creeping after you to see what you were doing.
Bean: Typical...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I guess we missed out on the lemon pudding pool last night
Red: What are you talking about? I was there, I love swimming
Beth: Even in pudding?
Red: Sure! It was great!
Beth: Makes sense I suppose
Cookie: Me did not go because me did not want to eat it and ruin the fun
Beth: Good for you Cookie Monster. Hey, how about Chocolate Chip pancakes since for breakfast since you were so good?
Cookie: Chocolate chippy! Oh boy!
Wanda: So easy to please, must be nice

 

[Katzi428]

walking(or rather "hobbling*) into Room 6 Hellooooo????
silence
*thinking to myself*Hmmmmm....I guess the girls are still in Bryan's room.He has a dentist appointment today.Good thing I came back when I did!
Prairie bursts inKathy! I knewthat was you!Welcome back! hugging me
And just when did you expect me to come back;Christmas?hugging Prairie back How's it going?
Prairie:Great,thanks.How are you feeling?
Well my mouth still hurts a bit but I think I can eat normal stuff as long as I take it easy. I need to go back to the oral surgeon on Monday.
Prairie:That's good. And the foot?
I don't see the foot doctor for a couple of weeks yet.
Prairie:That's fine....you still have all of us to take care of you.I'll let Rosita know that you're backand she can come back with Gaffer.
Good idea.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Kathy's back. Are we done with the poster?

FilFil: Last time I remember we didn't get to color it.

Herry: Then let's get after it!

FilFil: I'll get the paints and markers.

Herry: We might have to help Grover's drawing a bit since he's at work.

Maurice: I'll work on it. *get some crayons and starts coloring his and Grover's drawing*

The monsters all work on a signed poster for Kathy return

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (walks in the room)
Telly: Bryan, you're back!
Bry: Hee, gooys.
Big Bird: How was the dentist?
Bry: I em steell a leettle-a sure-a.
Big Bird: Bryan, I can't understand you.
Bry: Surry, Beeg Burd. I em steell noomb frum ee nufuceeene.
Telly: What is he saying?!
Bry: Ah! (grabs a pen and paper from desk and writes, he hands the note to Ernie)
Ernie: (reads) "I'm still numb from the novocaine, so it's a little hard to talk"
Telly: I'll say. He sounds like the Swedish Chef!
Big Bird: Does it hurt?
Bry: A leettle-a. I'm joost gueeng tu teke-a a nep.
Big Bird: Huh?
Bry: (rests head in hand and makes snoring noise)
Big Bird: Oh, I know! You're going to take a nap!
Bry: Uh huh!
Telly: Good job, Big Bird!
Big Bird: Thanks.
Ernie: Well, let us know if you need anything.
Bry: Thunks, gooys.
Roomies: What?!?
Bry: Eeeeeeeeeeehh!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Finally, another week gone.
Storyteller: Erin...
MN: Yes, Storyteller?
Storyteller: You promised you would take it easier this semester, and for what?
MN: I might have promised that I would take it easier, but my professors and editors sure as heck didn't.
Nora: She's got a point, you know.
Storyteller: (mutter mutter) Since you're so good at accepting assignments, I'll give you one: relax over the weekend, and maybe work on a work of fiction or something.
MN: I'll see what I can do.
Storyteller: That's right. No excuses.

 

[The Count]

Been reading through Kermie's Girl, have to leave it after the first three pages. Will go bak and see if I can find the review of Pepe's act. In the meantime, I'm happy with the little haunters lined up, not sure when they'll debut since I have to read for classes this weekend, but I am happy with where it's at for now. Gonna raid the fridge for a little pre-night snack and then it's off to bed. Night Count.
Count: Good night. *Promptly falls asleep in his own bat-sprawled bedclothes.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Aah it's so nice to be able to talk normally again.
Big Bird: You can talk!
Bry: Yeah. Well, the numbness wore off a while ago, as well as the pain.
Big Bird: Oh good.
Bry: Where are the girls?
Big Bird: Oh, Kathy's back so Prairie and Rosita went back to their room downstairs.
Bry: Oh good. I'm glad she's back. Say, shouldn't you be asleep? It's late.
Big Bird: Oh, you're right. Goodnight, Bryan!
Bry: Goodnight.
Big Bird: (goes out to his nest and finds Gaffer the Cat curled up in a blanket in the nest.) Gaffer, didn't you hear? Kathy's back!
Gaffer: (perks up) Meow! (hops out of the nest and trots off downstairs)
Big Bird: (steps into nest and gets comfortable, and then drifts off to sleep)
Bert: (voice-over) Muppet Dorms were sponsored today by the letter D and by the number 1. Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forum. Goodnight.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Ah, lots of medical incidents around here; Kathy's back and Bryan's novocaine dose has worn off and...Kathy's back??
MN: I could have sworn I heard someone hobbling into room 6.
Storyteller: Well what are you waiting for? Where's that bread pudding you were going to make for her?
MN: Fresh batch cooling on the stove as we speak.
Nora: Oh, man, the tea, where's the tea...oh, here. And here's the hot chocolate and the oatmeal Ed and the Count sent.
Storyteller: And I've got some new moss packs and another jar of rockweed bisque, so let's take this all over.

(group takes pudding, lavender-mint tea, hot chocolate, oatmeal, rockweed bisque and moss packs over to room 6)

MN: Kathy? Oh, Kathy, we've got some gifts to soothe those with aching feet and recently extracted teeth. We brought some stuff over a few days ago but Bryan said you weren't back, so we held it.
Storyteller: And like I said, next time you've got a sore tooth, I can always call my cousin Filch; he's really good with a pair of pliers...
Nora: (wince) Please, don't mention the pliers.
Storyteller: Why not? It's just teasing.
Nora: Because when I was a little Muppet with loose teeth...
MN: You're a Whatnot-type Muppet. You don't have visible teeth.
Nora: Yeah, well, my uncle used to joke about using pliers.