Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[G-MAN]

Me:Hey, Kyle, maybe one of your roommates could call Biff and Sully from Sesame Street to come it to fix it?

 

[McFraggle]

Sorry about that Mc.

No problem, the Doozers are on it.

 

[Erine81981]

Me:Hey, Kyle, maybe one of your roommates could call Biff and Sully from Sesame Street to come it to fix it?

You know G-Man they're the ones who built this building in the first place. Good idea. Grover?!

Grover: Yep?

Could you call Biff and Sully to help w/ the pool thing?

Grover: I'll do that. *calls Biff and Sully* Hey there Biff. Good to hear you too. Could I ask you and Sully to do something? Sure. Could ya'll come down here and fix the new pool? You can! Thanks. See ya'll later. *hangs phone up* They said it would be tomorrow. That fine?

Thats fine by me. Now I've got to get to the pool to stop the Doozers. *races off to the pool*

 

[christyb]

*Walks into a common room.

Hey anyone seen my espresso coffee beans (I know that's redundant)? I can't seem to find them and I know I just bought some after we all got back from Sesame street.

*Thinks a moment

Uh-oh....I gotta find those little buggers before Animal gets to them. Animal and caffiene don't mix.

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (Racing around dorms, a little too energetic) Hey, Christy, those beans of your sure are good, yep, yep, yep, yep!
Me:Um, Christy, I don't think you have to worry about Animal.

 

[christyb]

I wondered why there was a hole in the cabinet. Well rather you than Animal, Rizzo. I don't think you can do too much damage to the dorms. Now I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

 

[Erine81981]

Biff and Sully come over to fix the pool.......

Biff: So where is it?

Just around the building. There's some signs to fallow.

Biff: Thanks Kyle. Sully once made some signs for a road block. Tell'em Sully. *slaps Sully on the chest*

Sully's about to say something then Biff keeps going on w/ the story.

Biff: Yea made it all by himself. Couldn't believe it worked. Come on Sully tell him. *Biff keeps going on* Then someone brakes the sign. Poor Sul. I felt sorry so I me Biff makes him a new sign. Oh thats a good one Sully. Come on we can't keep this gentleman from his time.

*Sully shrugs*

Ok guys. *shuts door* And I thought they were pretty funny guys growing up. *whew*

 

[JaniceFerSure]

EM<sings>:Hey ho, nobody home, meat nor drink nor money have I none
Yet shall we be merry, hey ho, nobody home.
Hey ho, nobody home, meat nor drink nor money have I none
Yet shall we be merry, hey ho, nobody home.
Hey ho, nobody home.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for peter, two for paul, three for him who made us all.

God bless the master of this house, and the mistress also
And all the little children that round your table grow.
The cattle in your stable and the dog by your front door
And all that dwell within your gates
We wish you ten times more.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for peter, two for paul, three for him who made us all.

Go down into the cellar and see what you can find
If the barrels are not empty we hope you will be kind
We hope you will be kind with your apple and strawber’
For we’ll come no more a ’soalin’ till this time next year.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for peter, two for paul, three for him who made us all.

The streets are very dirty, my shoes are very thin.
I have a little pocket to put a penny in.
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’ penny will do.
If you haven’t got a ha’ penny then God bless you.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for peter, two for paul, three for him who made us all.

Now to the lord sing praises all you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood each other now embrace..
This holy tide of christmas of beauty and of grace,
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.

 

[christyb]

Hey guys. Now that the Christmas season is here when are we going to decorate the dorms??

: Yeah, this is my favorite time of year. By the way you need to fix the hole in our cabinet Christy.

Don't worry I'll get around to it.

 

[The Count]

Heh, don't worry about it Christy. I already told Kyle and the Monsters that we could start decorating the place around this weekend. If Barry and Sweetums don't report in to get the Christmas tree, I might have to send a few of my bigger monster bats to do the job for us.
Hope everyone has a good night's sleep.