Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

(sorry bout that)

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Gosh, it's been so quiet around the Dorms all day.
Ernie: That's one.
Bert: I find it quaint.
Ernie: That's two.
Bry: Well, atleast you got to spend some nice quality time reading your new book.
Ernie: Three!
Bert: Ah yes! The Quest of the Quaker Quail. It's quite a good read.
Ernie: Four, five, six and seven!!
Bert: Ernie, what are you doing?!
Ernie: What am I doing, Bert?
Bert: That was my question.
Ernie: Eight. I am counting how many times I hear a "Q" word, Bert.
Bert: Oh...
Ernie: No, "Q".
Bert: I see.
Ernie: "Q".
Bert: OKAY!
Ernie: "Q"!
Bert: I give up. (To me) You talk to him. I quit.
Ernie: Nine.
Bry: Ernie, why?
Ernie: "Q".
Bry: No, Ernie. I mean, why are you counting "Q" words?
Ernie: Why didn't you say so? Khekhekhe! I am counting "Q" words because "Q" is the letter of the day! See, so far I've heard "quiet," "quaint," "quality," "quest," "Quaker," "quail," "quite," "question," and "quit." And all those words begin with the letter Q.
Bry: Uh huh.
Ernie: And once I've counted as many words as I can, that will be the number of the day! So far, I have nine.
Bry: Cute.
Ernie: No, no. "Cute" starts with the letter C, but I can see where you might get confused.
Bry: (sarcastically) Right. Well, thanks for the correction. Have fun. If you don't mind, I'm going to bed. (goes to bed)
Bert: Yeah, I'm going to bed too. This is all making me queazy. (goes to bed)
Ernie: "Queazy." That's ten! Ten "Q" words! Khekhekhe!
(a loud clap of thunder and lightning outside the window)
Ernie: (puzzled by what just happened) Hmm...queer.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: I was gonna go swimming today...geez...*grumbling a bit* I'm just destined to live with pain, arn't I? *ranting to no one in particular while halfway cross-legged on her bed. Her right leg stretched out because of her knee, and her left leg crossed so she can look at her ankle.*

Sadie: What do you mean? *curled up on the small couch, reading a novel.*

Sara: I was sleeping in yesterday, and apperently something in this world didn't want me to sleep past nine! *hefts up her left ankle, showing two small red marks.*

Scooters: Looks kinda like you got bit by a snake...

Sara: No...A NEEDLE! Eye first no less! It was apperently sticking in my mattress left over from when I was repairing something, and it was stuck fast, so it didn't go farther into the mattress when my ankle came crashing down upon it!

Sadie: Oh, that's horrible! That must've not felt good, huh?

Sara: No. I almost had to go get the pliers to get it out! And it just really hurts...and I have no health insurance, so I can't just go to the doctor! *sighs* Oh well. *grabs an ace bandage, wraps it around her ankle, and decides to use her cane on the left side today.*

Scooter: At least you've already got a cane. That's something good.

Sara: Yeah. I'mma go limp down to the pool. I had already decided I'd do some swimming today, maybe some exercises or something. Keep myself limber, at least as much as his possible. *has her swimsuit on, a flower black with pink flowers onepiece.*

Scooter: Mind if I join ya? *is rummaging around for his trunks, and finds them; green with black racing stripes down the sides.* Let me change really quick, and I'll help ya down there!

Sara: Scoot, ya don't have too...*sees this look of 'no questions asked, I'll help you' on his face* Alright.

Scooter: Good. *goes into their small bathroom to change, and comes out with a Muppets beach towel over his shoulders* Ready to go? *extends his arm like a gentlemen*

Sara: *blushes immediately* Oh, yes. *giggles* Come on. Maybe Red'll join us? I don't know, but let's just get going.

 

[Erine81981]

Lunch is ready!

Herry: What is our specialty?

Mac and Cheese with fried fries.

Grover: Oh boy oh boy. My favorite.

Herry: Mine too. *starts digging in*

Dig i.....never mind.

FilFil: Hey Kyle?

Yes FilFil.

FilFil: What's it like around the hoildays?

Fun.

Maurice: Really fun. We have games all year round.

Why of just last year for Christmas we all did the secert santa.

FilFil: What's that?

Grover: You pick a person, monster or bird or whoever and buy them a present.

FilFil: How do you know who your getting it for? *eats a fry*

Herry: Its like this. You then tell whoever that is taking names so they'll know who's got who and you won't mess anything up.

FilFil: I see. That sounds nice. I can't wait.

*looks at the camrea* It's going to be a long year.

 

[The Count]

Originally posted by Ernie: "Queer..."
Count: Ah-ha! That's elewen Q-words! Ten of them quoted by Bryan and Bert, and one more by Ernie makes elewen.
*Aside to himself and the camera: I love math too!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: It's Friday Night

ZOE: What should We Do

LITTLE BIRD: What should we do

BABY BEAR: Hmmm

PETER: I know

ZOE: What is it Peter?

PETER: Why don't we go swimming and then curl up to a movie

LITTLE BIRD Good Idea, Petey!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bangs head against notebook*
Clifford: Rough day Ry?
Ryan: Yeah, and it's only noon.
Clifford: It'll be okay dude, it always is.
Ryan: Thanks Cliff. Now if only I didn't have such mondo writer's block...
Clifford: Well, you're writin' in here aren't ya?
Ryan: ...Cliff, why don't you go pick up some lunch.
Clifford: But I'm not hun-
Ryan: Just go. I've gotta finish writing.
Clifford: Sheesh, who stuck a beehive down your jeans?

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Those brothers were really cool. Alex looked to be a kid that I wouldn't mind working out with.

Maurice: It was a really nice tv movie.

I can't wait for the new seires next saturday.

Oscar: *pops up* I thought it was going to about naked brothers. What was that about?

Grover: That was only the name of the band, grouchie.

Oscar: Well I hated it!

Figures.

Oscar: *rushes off*

FilFil: I really thought that Nat kid was really cute.

Grover: As cute as me?

As cute as you Grover. *hugs him* Next satuday well watch a new Neds and a the new series of the Naked Brother's Band.

Monsters: Woooooooooooo!!

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, been pretty quiet here lately. Well, that's gonna change!
Count: Something planned for today?
Yes, it's a major birthday today!
Count: Whose?
Well... We're celebrating Hilda's birthday, which was this last Wednesday, on the 24th.
Count: Ah... A fellow friend from th Old Country.
Which country is that by the way?
Count: The old one...
Moving on... Ernie's birthday is today.
Count: Bryan vill be happy to hear that, and maybe he'll drop by later to help us celebrate.
Yes... But that's not the biggest news, there's news you won't believe.
Count: Do tell, do tell!
Today's our fair own's birthday as well!!!

Count: You mean...
That's fright, Hensonville, and the Muppet Central operating corporation are nine years old today. It's a real testament to Mayor Chapman and Dean Chapman's work that this place has been standing here for so long.
Count: That's three, three triumphant birthdays!
*Thunder and lightning can be heard and seen outside.

Yes, a major party will have to be held today for everyone involved. My hopes are that as many of our freiends from here in the dorms and elsewhere from this quaint city will come and join in the fun later today.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Whoo! It's MC's Birthday!!
Gonzo: Whoopie! This is gonna be a great day! Haha!
Ryan: You're telling me! C'mon, let's go start up some of the festivities, shall we?
Gonzo: I'd be insulted if we didn't.
Clifford: Will you two shut up?! It's way too early for this!!
Ryan: Party pooper! C'mon Gonzo!
Gonzo: WHOO!