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Alright for those of you who don't know what this thread is about refer to this thread please. Also, this is NOT a sequel to the original Muppet Central: The Movie. We are simply revisiting the old story. All members are welcomed to join. Just please follow the story line. And don't jump in without reading previous posts. And now we begin where Docnzhoss and christyb started us off in the original...
The man referred to Phillip and Cindy was a strange little man with dark beady eyes and yellow fingernails. He was a man with few friends so it was strange that someone would suggest him as a good choice to take over Muppet Central. His name was Snidley Spyware, an expert in all things computer. Phillip and Cindy met Snidley at a dark restaurant on the bad side of town. Snidley talked with a lisp and had an odd aura about him. Over the course of the interview, the Chapman's were increasingly (and mysteriously) drawn to his magnetic personality and high-pitched chuckle. He was quite knowledgable of computers and running web pages. Plus he ran his own forum called Sinister Spyware.com that drew over 11,000 hits a day. By the time the interview was over, the Chapman's were hypnotized by Spyware's charm and immediately placed Muppet Central in his care indefinitely.
The following day, the Chapman's packed their luggage and left. They told no one at Muppet Central where they were going or how to contact them. They told no one how long their vacation would last. As the Chapman's drove away, Snidley Spyware watched menacingly from Muppet Central's doorstep.
After waving from Muppet Central's doorstep as the Chapman family disappears for their much needed vacation, Snidley enters the building and makes a beeline for his purpose for taking this job. Approaching a door labeled "Main Control Room. Approved Personnel only". While making a quick check over his shoulder; he pulled out the master keys and unlocked the door. The only feature that was most prominent on his face was a michevious smile.
Meanwhile, the forum was jumping with visitors. theprawncracker was writing up a new chapter of his fan-fiction. Beauregard was posting in "The Moppet Family." D'Snowth and MrsPepper were busy killing threads. Fozzie Bear was moderating. And BEAR and The Count were posting in the "Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester." Everyone was busy having a great time reading posts, playing games, creating new threads, catching up on Muppet news and participating in everything that makes Muppet Central a great, happy place.
At approximately 11:17 AM, several members experienced something odd: their screens suddenly went blank for several seconds. theprawncracker muttered something awful thinking his computer had malfunctioned. He hit his computer monitor a couple of times, then slammed his fist on the keyboard. Then, as suddenly as the screens had gone blank, they came back up bearing the image of a skull and crossbones before bringing Muppet Central back up.
"That's not usual," TogetherAgain said to herself and set her sights on sending an email to Phillip Chapman, who by now had boarded a jet plane set to take off for an undisclosed location. However, after TogetherAgain crafted a brilliantly worded and punctuated letter, she clicked "Send Message". What happened next caused TogetherAgain's heart to plummet into her stomach. A message popped up reading:
You have been infected with the deadly Spyware Virus. There is no cure,
there is no escape. From this point forward, Muppet Central is mine and
mine alone. Unfortunately for you, you will find that your computer will
not allow you to exit Muppet Central. You are my prisoners. Every one of
you. And you are to do as I say forever more. Remember, there is no
escaping me.
Sincerely,
Snidley Spyware
This was a catastrophe! Worldwide, Muppet Central members were receiving the same message. Despair set in as they realized the awful truth: they could not escape Muppet Central.
Back at Muppet Central Headquarters, Snidley Spyware exited the Main Control Room with that same mischievous grin spread across his weasely face. He took one gruesome yellow fingernail and tapped it on one of his gruesome yellow teeth. As his dreadful smile got bigger, a dark cloud began to form overhead.
The man referred to Phillip and Cindy was a strange little man with dark beady eyes and yellow fingernails. He was a man with few friends so it was strange that someone would suggest him as a good choice to take over Muppet Central. His name was Snidley Spyware, an expert in all things computer. Phillip and Cindy met Snidley at a dark restaurant on the bad side of town. Snidley talked with a lisp and had an odd aura about him. Over the course of the interview, the Chapman's were increasingly (and mysteriously) drawn to his magnetic personality and high-pitched chuckle. He was quite knowledgable of computers and running web pages. Plus he ran his own forum called Sinister Spyware.com that drew over 11,000 hits a day. By the time the interview was over, the Chapman's were hypnotized by Spyware's charm and immediately placed Muppet Central in his care indefinitely.
The following day, the Chapman's packed their luggage and left. They told no one at Muppet Central where they were going or how to contact them. They told no one how long their vacation would last. As the Chapman's drove away, Snidley Spyware watched menacingly from Muppet Central's doorstep.
After waving from Muppet Central's doorstep as the Chapman family disappears for their much needed vacation, Snidley enters the building and makes a beeline for his purpose for taking this job. Approaching a door labeled "Main Control Room. Approved Personnel only". While making a quick check over his shoulder; he pulled out the master keys and unlocked the door. The only feature that was most prominent on his face was a michevious smile.
Meanwhile, the forum was jumping with visitors. theprawncracker was writing up a new chapter of his fan-fiction. Beauregard was posting in "The Moppet Family." D'Snowth and MrsPepper were busy killing threads. Fozzie Bear was moderating. And BEAR and The Count were posting in the "Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester." Everyone was busy having a great time reading posts, playing games, creating new threads, catching up on Muppet news and participating in everything that makes Muppet Central a great, happy place.
At approximately 11:17 AM, several members experienced something odd: their screens suddenly went blank for several seconds. theprawncracker muttered something awful thinking his computer had malfunctioned. He hit his computer monitor a couple of times, then slammed his fist on the keyboard. Then, as suddenly as the screens had gone blank, they came back up bearing the image of a skull and crossbones before bringing Muppet Central back up.
"That's not usual," TogetherAgain said to herself and set her sights on sending an email to Phillip Chapman, who by now had boarded a jet plane set to take off for an undisclosed location. However, after TogetherAgain crafted a brilliantly worded and punctuated letter, she clicked "Send Message". What happened next caused TogetherAgain's heart to plummet into her stomach. A message popped up reading:
You have been infected with the deadly Spyware Virus. There is no cure,
there is no escape. From this point forward, Muppet Central is mine and
mine alone. Unfortunately for you, you will find that your computer will
not allow you to exit Muppet Central. You are my prisoners. Every one of
you. And you are to do as I say forever more. Remember, there is no
escaping me.
Sincerely,
Snidley Spyware
This was a catastrophe! Worldwide, Muppet Central members were receiving the same message. Despair set in as they realized the awful truth: they could not escape Muppet Central.
Back at Muppet Central Headquarters, Snidley Spyware exited the Main Control Room with that same mischievous grin spread across his weasely face. He took one gruesome yellow fingernail and tapped it on one of his gruesome yellow teeth. As his dreadful smile got bigger, a dark cloud began to form overhead.
Well, Statler, it looks like their doing another movie.
Oh no! Can things get any worse for us?
*
: Sure Nick! Let's go through the portal I took from SS!