MC - The Revival

[tutter_fan]

It should! I will certainly be sure to let you guys know what the results are, in a muppety fashion, of course!

 

[tutter_fan]

The alter ego of Tutter Fan (Nathan Diniz) can't help but laugh at the fact that Sam the Eagle ended up having a pinball machine fall on him.

Anyways......

*Scooter joins in with tutter_fan, and has bunsen & beaker come up with a device that will shoot muffins faster than ever!

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[beakerboy12]

Things go fast around here!

Clifford: Yeah, it's a little fast-paced around here! We really need to chilly down!

Firey #1: Did somebody say "Chilly Down"?

Tell me you just didn't make a song cue!

Firey #1: When the sun goes down
And the bats are back in bed
The brothers come 'round
I get out of my dirty bed
I shake my pretty little head
Tap my pretty little feet
Feeling brighter than sunlight

Louder than thunder
Bouncing like a yo-yo, wooh!

Don't got no problems
Ain't got no suitcase
Ain't got no clothes to worry about
Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up.

I just throw in my hand
With the chilliest bunch in the land
They don't look much
They sure chilly chilly
They positively glow glow, huh

Everyone: Chilly down with the fire gang
Think small with the fire gang
Bad hep with the fire gang
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down
Chilly down with the fire gang
Act tall with the fire gang
Good times, bad food
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down, chilly down

Firey #1 : Drive you crazy, really lazy
Eye rollin', funky strollin'
Ball playin', hip swayin'
Trouble makin', booty shakin'
Trippin', passin', jumpin', bouncin'
Drivin', stylin', creepin',
Shoutin', screamin',
Double dealin', Rockin', rollin', and-a reelin'
Bein' cool and appealin'
Can you dig that groovy feelin'?

Firey #1: So when things get too tough
And your chin is dragging on the ground
And even down looks up
Bad luck heh heh
We can show you a good time
And we don't charge nothin'

Firey #2: Just strut your nasty stuff,
Wiggle in the middle yeh
Get the town talkin', fire gang

Everyone: Chilly down with the fire gang
Think small with the fire gang
Bad hep with the fire gang
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down
Chilly down with the fire gang
Act tall with the fire gang
Good times, bad food
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down, chilly down

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *embraces himself in the mirror* I'm quite entice by your lovely, handsome visage.

Luanne: Goodnight, Linky-Poo. May we kiss goodnight? *puckers her plushed, red lips*

Link Hogthrob: Of course, my dear. C'mere. *kisses his reflection* Goodnight, Beautiful. <3

Luanne: *facepaw*

 

[beakerboy12]

Fozzie Bear: Link's going out? But he always stays for Sunday Spy Movie Night!

Gonzo: You understand Sunday Spy Movie Night it's just us watching Great Muppet Caper.

Fozzie Bear: Yes. But it's still fun!

Luanne: He's going out to his favorite restaurant!

Fozzie Bear: Why isn't he taking you?

Luanne: No, no! They sell dog meat there!

Gonzo: Dog meat? Who sells dog meat?

Clifford: Don't be surprised! People will put anything on a plate with the word "meat" on it nowadays! The other day I saw peacock meat bein' served at the commisary!

Luanne: Peacock meat?

*everyone turns to Swedish Chef with a live peacock in hand*

The Swedish Chef: Whoo yoo lorking oot mee?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *zzz...* ...teddy. <3

Alistair crawls atop of Link; he crashes his plastic, toy symbols together

Eee... :3

Link Hogthrob: ... x_x;;;

 

[beakerboy12]

Link Hogthrob: Alistair!!! You woke me from my beauty sleep!

Baby Alistair Link: Dada! Dada!

Link Hogthrob: Yes, we went over this, I'm your dada, Raquel is your mama, Luanne is your dada's girlfriend, and Gonzo is the one you should stay away from!

Baby Alistair Link: No, Dada! Revival! Revival!

Link Hogthrob: Oh, you wanna go play in the revival? Well, let's go out and see what's going on today!

*walks out of room*

Gonzo: Hey, Link! It's time for high time we celebrate the one year anniversary of the revival!

It's one year already!

Bobo the Bear: Yep, and we're celebrating with muffins, porkpie hats, jell-o socks, and... the newly remodeled crazy train!

*trumpet sound effect by Lips*

Digit: Yes, all us Muppet scientists...

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: ...came to build the crazy train...

Waldo C. Graphic: In honor of the anniversary!

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, remember all the fun times we had on that ride?

*flashback to when I fell out of the window of the train and landed into a hole in the thread*

Fozzie Bear: Okay, enough flashbacks...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I dunno, does anyone feel as if we've kinda lost sight of the point of the REvival? Or am I just being cynical? I don't mean to spoil any fun, I just wanted to ask.

 

[beakerboy12]

Great idea, GH! We should get back to the roots...

Talking Tree: Okay, their under the ground!

No, anthropomorphic tree, he means we've lost sight in the original point: spreading the joy of the old Muppet Central to the new...

Talking Tree: That was an amazing explanation!

No, but we should really show the spirit of the Revival. I've seen a the tiniest bit of drama around the forums and we should change that. But not like our tour last year. It was like spamming the forum.

Spa'am: You talking 'bout me?!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yea, last year was weird. When I came up with that Idea, it wasn't really about spamming the forums and more about trying to bring awareness to interesting threads or member accomplishments or if somoene needs cheering up, etc.