MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh! I signed the release. I wanna go on the extremely dangerous journey to the quarry.

Gonzo: Alright! Just grab a sandwich and let's go.

Can we fight any ninjas we meet along the way?

 

[beakerboy12]

Gonzo: Sure. Although, I think that's a pretty unlikely circumstance - us finding ninjas. Then again, we did just defeat some Daleks.

*we hear knocks from behind the "wall" of the thread*

Dalek: Ex-term-inate!!!

Pepe: Don't go anywhere near there, h'okay!

Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys! Down here!

*everyone looks down to see tiny Fozzie Bear (or Fozzie Frog?)*

Fozzie Bear: Help me, please! Taminella Grinderfall turned me--

ZeppoAndFriends: --us---

Fozzie Bear: --us into a frog and now we're easy alligator chow.

Alligator: Hey, y'know, I'd buy that. A brand called "Easy Alligator Chow". It sounds delicious! Wonder if I could buy it online? Not sure I'd be apt to typing, though, given I'm an alligator...

I'll get you guys!

*grabs Fozzie and Zeppo in arm*

Fozzie Bear: Thank you, you guys are life savers!

Gonzo: You think I'm a candy? I'm flattered!

ZeppoAndFriends: I think he means you guys saved our lives. Speaking of which, can you guys save our lives?!!!

What do you mean, we just saved you from a big alligator?

ZeppoAndFriends: Yes, you did (and I immensely thank you for that) but it would be even better if I, I don't know, was turned back into a human!

Gonzo: Take it easy, we can help you.

Can we?

Fozzie Bear: Tell me you can!

*Kermit walks on as a cameo*

Kermit the Frog: Don't like being a frog, huh?

*Kermit walks off*

Fozzie Bear: I just think we should stick being, you know, a frog and a forum member, respectively.

I guess we could try...

Gonzo: But how could we fix a magical charm as complex as one made Taminella Grinderfall?

We go to the source: Taminella herself.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

: Not gonna do it.

Oh, come on! Why not.

: It's a one-way curse. Even I can't undo it.

Then Fozzie and I are going to be frogs forever?

: Well, maybe someday you'll meet a princess. And she just might befrend you and let you live in the palace. Then, she just might kiss you. Then you'll be...the useless whatever-you-were again.

...pass the flies Fozzie.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Question. By princess, do you mean actual royal bloodline and all that or could one of us just put on a tiara and kiss them?

I think it's whether you're a princess at heart

Hey if Cinderella could be a princess then there's nothing to say one of us couldn't do it

Princess! Princess!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

ARGH! KEEP ANIMAL AWAY FROM ME!

Animal: Princess! Princess!

*Hops out of thread, with Animal in hot persuit*

: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That was almost worth using my last dragon toenail to cast the spell! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 

[tutter_fan]

: THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS BULLETIN!!!!!!!! At this very moment, Animal is chasing a Princess who was turned into a Frog (and ZeppoAndFriends as well!), and if we have any updates for you, we'll have them for you ASAP!

 

[beakerboy12]

Taminella, there has to be something you can do!

Taminella: Get it through your noggin, boy. There's no way I can undo such a spell. Well...

Well, what? I smell foreshadowing in your tone...

Taminella: There is one way, but it would take a powerful wizard to perform it. More powerful than I.

That's all! Well, then why don't we just go out and find a wizard?

Taminella: It's not that easy. These days it isn't so easy to find wizards, especially one who's more powerful than me.

*Pepe walks on screen holding a laptop in two of his hands and typing with the other two*

Pepe: I just Googled wizards in the Muppet Central area, h'okay. And there are about ten in the General Discussion area, but there million bajillions around the Games section.

Are any more powerful than the purple one here?

Pepe: Yeesh... well, that narrows the field a bit, h'okay. We got Oz the Great and Powerful, Merlin, Harry Potter... none really seem to have the qualifications we're looking for, h'okay!

Taminella: Told you!

Pepe: E'cept this one here... huh... his name is the Prestodigitor it says he's the strongest wizard in the Muppet Centrals, h'okay!

*to Taminella* Told you!

Pepe: One little hitch, h'okay, he lives in the dark forests of the MC - The Revival thread?

What?

Pepe: A few miles past the dangerous quarry is a dark forest.

I never saw that here!

Pepe: This is roleplay, you can make anything up and it works!

Not gonna fight that logic!

Pepe: Should we go?

If it means saving our friends, I think we should.

*Zeppo hops back into the thread, Animal still chasing behind him*

Zeppo: Then we should probably start moving!!!

Animal: The Frog Prince! The Frog Prince! The Frog Prince!!!

Zeppo: Hop in the crazy train!!! Now!

*Zeppo hops offscreen to the crazy train, Animal follows behind*

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

*Hops into an overhead luggage rack to avoid Animal*

Okay, Pepe, we're on the crazy train. How far into the dark forest do we have to go?

Pepe: Is pretty far, okay. We must go past the Clearing of Woe, the Path of Degradation and the Torturous Lair of the Fuzzy Bunnieses, okay.

How long will it take?

*Taminella barges in, wearing a tacky tourist shirt and sunglasses*

Taminella: A vacation at last! Being an evil witch is such a stressful job. It'll be nice to kick back, relax, maybe indulge in a little puppy kicking.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh yea we saw the Dark Forest when we went to dangerous quarry with Gonzo. Interesting looking place to say the least.

Gonzo: I've always wanted to try a cannon shoot to that place. I guess another time, when it's not so important.

Hey Those are the best times, I say we give it a try. Gonzo could scout ahead and let us know what's coming.

Pepe: Hokay and how do you suggest we do that.

I made some special communication devices, Gonzo can take one and we hold onto the other one.

 

[beakerboy12]

Pepe: Si, I guess we could try that!

ZeppoAndFriends: Don't get too far out, Gonz!

Gonzo: Not a problem! See ya!

Cross our fingers we'll see him again!

*Gonzo leaves, as that happens Fozzie hops into the crazy train*

Whoa! Where you been?

Fozzie Bear: Well, when Zeppo ran off with Animal, Beakerboy dropped me.

Sorry!

Fozzie Bear: Thanks, but after I was dropped the alligator got me in his mouth. Lucky for me, I'm a bear--- err, frog--- err, so I could jump out.

Yeesh, I hope you're okay!

Fozzie Bear: Well, all my limbs are still here, so I guess I'm good! I'm just definitely glad I made it back here! Are we all set to go!

ZeppoAndFriends: I think so. Sure everybody's here?

Animal?

Animal: Here!!!

Taminella?

Taminella: Here!

Pepe?

Pepe: Si, I'm here, h'okay!

Fozzie?

Fozzie Bear: Here, wocka wocka!!!

Zeppo?

ZeppoAndFriends: Here...

...Uh... I think that's it? Anyone else we're missing?

*Clueless Morgan walks up to the window of the crazy train*

Clueless Morgan: Uh... can I come with you guys?

Uh... that's odd... but I don't see why not?

*Clueless gets in the car*

ZeppoAndFriends: Well, then, I guess we can head out!

Indeed we can!