Seriously, how'd this happen guys! This is role play for Pete's sake! You guys should be able to avoid bad stuff like this!
Pete, owner of Pete's Luncheonette: Is plot exposition it must go somewhere, peoples!
Was that just Louis Zorich?
ZeppoAndFriends: These days I just don't know!
Gonzo: Look, now that we got all the bad stuff out of the way--
*ducks from a flying Simon Soundman flying in the air from MuppetFan123's cannon*
Gonzo: -- minus the Sesame Street-spewing cannon, we should probably start getting back to business and having some more safe fun. And when I say safe I mean, if you would like to know safety measures entailed in this thread read and sign (or just sign) this here waiver.
*hands everyone fifty page waiver discussing aforementioned safety precautions*
Boober Fraggle: *reading* Participation in thread is subject to headaches, nausea, vomiting, profuse vomiting, extremely profuse vomiting, mild extremely profuse vomiting, constipation, emancipation, sublimation, animation, numbness in head, shoulders, knees, and/or toes, growth spurts, shrinking, stomach pains, head loss, hand loss, spit loss, eye loss, hair loss, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, yellow teeth, black eye, black spot, ghost infestation, badly cut toenails, karate chop, arrow to the knee, Blu-ray malfunction, speaking in the first person, speaking in the third person, speaking in the third rock from the sun, unrequested travel across forum, site, country, planet, solar system, and the galaxy, brain damage (mostly just loss of common sense), tickling, throwing of objects and Sesame Street characters, singing, dancing, variety show-making, damage of personal items and electronics, and death (of your social life). *finishes reading* You know what I think I might be going now... *runs in a flash with smoke flying behind him due to his fear-induced speed*
Gonzo: So... should I go get the pens?