Gonzo: Sure. Although, I think that's a pretty unlikely circumstance - us finding ninjas. Then again, we did just defeat some Daleks.
*we hear knocks from behind the "wall" of the thread*
Dalek: Ex-term-inate!!!
Pepe: Don't go anywhere near there, h'okay!
Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys! Down here!
*everyone looks down to see tiny Fozzie Bear (or Fozzie Frog?)*
Fozzie Bear: Help me, please! Taminella Grinderfall turned me--
ZeppoAndFriends: --us---
Fozzie Bear: --us into a frog and now we're easy alligator chow.
Alligator: Hey, y'know, I'd buy that. A brand called "Easy Alligator Chow". It sounds delicious! Wonder if I could buy it online? Not sure I'd be apt to typing, though, given I'm an alligator...
I'll get you guys!
*grabs Fozzie and Zeppo in arm*
Fozzie Bear: Thank you, you guys are life savers!
Gonzo: You think I'm a candy? I'm flattered!
ZeppoAndFriends: I think he means you guys saved our lives. Speaking of which, can you guys save our lives?!!!
What do you mean, we just saved you from a big alligator?
ZeppoAndFriends: Yes, you did (and I immensely thank you for that) but it would be even better if I, I don't know, was turned back into a human!
Gonzo: Take it easy, we can help you.
Can we?
Fozzie Bear: Tell me you can!
*Kermit walks on as a cameo*
Kermit the Frog: Don't like being a frog, huh?
*Kermit walks off*
Fozzie Bear: I just think we should stick being, you know, a frog and a forum member, respectively.
I guess we could try...
Gonzo: But how could we fix a magical charm as complex as one made Taminella Grinderfall?
We go to the source: Taminella herself.