MC - The Revival

[ZeppoAndFriends]

*Bursts back in on chicken-drawn war-sleigh, knocking down the door and flattening Gonzo's Hobbit*

TALLY...oh. Sorry.

 

[tutter_fan]

LOL!

huh? *Gets blasted with things from SS, including Mr. Square, Guy Smiley, Pat Playjacks, & Sonny Friendly.

Hey! Why in the world are these game show hosts being blasted at me?

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

I couldn't find the alligators!

*Loads Peter Tomarken into blaster*

 

[beakerboy12]

Seriously, how'd this happen guys! This is role play for Pete's sake! You guys should be able to avoid bad stuff like this!

Pete, owner of Pete's Luncheonette: Is plot exposition it must go somewhere, peoples!

Was that just Louis Zorich?

ZeppoAndFriends: These days I just don't know!

Gonzo: Look, now that we got all the bad stuff out of the way--

*ducks from a flying Simon Soundman flying in the air from MuppetFan123's cannon*

Gonzo: -- minus the Sesame Street-spewing cannon, we should probably start getting back to business and having some more safe fun. And when I say safe I mean, if you would like to know safety measures entailed in this thread read and sign (or just sign) this here waiver.

*hands everyone fifty page waiver discussing aforementioned safety precautions*

Boober Fraggle: *reading* Participation in thread is subject to headaches, nausea, vomiting, profuse vomiting, extremely profuse vomiting, mild extremely profuse vomiting, constipation, emancipation, sublimation, animation, numbness in head, shoulders, knees, and/or toes, growth spurts, shrinking, stomach pains, head loss, hand loss, spit loss, eye loss, hair loss, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, yellow teeth, black eye, black spot, ghost infestation, badly cut toenails, karate chop, arrow to the knee, Blu-ray malfunction, speaking in the first person, speaking in the third person, speaking in the third rock from the sun, unrequested travel across forum, site, country, planet, solar system, and the galaxy, brain damage (mostly just loss of common sense), tickling, throwing of objects and Sesame Street characters, singing, dancing, variety show-making, damage of personal items and electronics, and death (of your social life). *finishes reading* You know what I think I might be going now... *runs in a flash with smoke flying behind him due to his fear-induced speed*

Gonzo: So... should I go get the pens?

 

[Twisted Tails]

Okay! I am very new to this revival. So, it's between me and Miss Piggy.

Bonjour, madamemoiselle!

Me: Bonjour, ma'am! Comment tu appelle?

: What?

Me: I meant what's your name?

: I am Miss Piggy and if you insult, i'll chop you in half.

Me: Okayyyyy!

And the revival begins!

 

[tutter_fan]

I think I might have to sign that 50 page waiver. *Grabs pen from his pocket, and signs the waiver*

 

[beakerboy12]

You sure, tutter_fan? I'm pretty sure I don't want to have mild extremely profuse vomiting. I could deal with sublimation, though.

Gonzo: Everything will be fine, this is just in case this stuff happen.

I don't wanna take that chance. Besides, Gonzo, this is all coming from the guy who has been injured hundreds of times through five decades for the entertainment of a uneasily amused audience.

Pepe: Zis is true, h'okay! No offense.

Gonzo: None taken. I understand... you don't wanna have fun.... or anything like that...

I never said that, I just meant I wanna feel---

Gonzo: No, I know what you meant. You just don't wanna get down and dirty... have some good ol' MC - The Revival fun?

I never meant that, Gonzo! I wanna have fun! You're just twisting my words.

Gonzo: Then, you wouldn't mind taking a few risks. Sign the paper and have a little adventure?

I would not mind that at all!

*signs waiver*

Gonzo: Thank you! Now, if you would not mind, let us take a extremely dangerous journey to the giant quarry!
Indeed? Wait? I think I've been scammed.

Pepe: Si, si! And I think I have too!

*shows Beakerboy his waiver showing his autograph on the last page*

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

I will never waver from the guidelines of this waiver!

: Make another crack like that and I'll turn you into a frog.

Alright, no more puns.

: 'Bout time.

Until the next one!

*Poof*

Ribbit, ribbit.

 

[rowlfy662]

*walks in*

Hi Everybody

*gets hit with chicken*

guess I didn't miss anything

 

[beakerboy12]

Gonzo: Better make note of that.

*Gonzo adds to the list of side effects "may turn into a frog"*

Gonzo: There!

*walks offscreen, Zeppo remains a frog onscreen*

Robin the Frog: Hey, Zeppo, it's not that bad! Just watch out for the alligators!

ZeppoAndFriends: Alligators?

*Alligator comes onscreen, threatening Zeppo, Robin hops off*

ZeppoAndFriends: So, that's where I left them?... Ahhh!!!!!!!

*hops away*

Alligator: Where's your Peter Tomarken now?! Hahahaha!!!

Taminella: That's what you get for making bad jokes!

Fozzie Bear: Haha, now Zeppo doesn't know "wart" to do! Ah! Wocka, wocka!

Taminella: That goes for you, too, Bear!

*Fozzie turns into a frog*

Fozzie Bear: Ahhh!!!! I'm a frog! This is horrible!

ZeppoAndFriends: Maybe now you should start "dissecting" the problem?! Wocka, wocka!

Fozzie Bear: Oh.... I'm starting to see Taminella's point of view!

Alligator: You guys gonna stop talking or can I start eating you now?