MC Dorms: 2009: Summer Vacation.

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (as Maleficient, grinning): Well, I don't know about little dancing girl, but I have all the power of --.

Hoggle: Well, I don't thinks you can say that here.

Kelly: But it's a proper noun!

Hoggle: Yer loss.

Kelly (shrugs): Still, let the foolish girl attempt to defy me!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Ah, fools! Imbeciles! *taps staff forcefully on the floor* I have the power of canon behind me! Their relationship was implied in the first Kingdom Hearts and Maleficient and Hades agreed on a date in House of Mouse! Fall and beg for mercy! *sends goblin minions after Esmerelda and her companions, grinning*

 

[The Count]

*Casually giving Maleficent the once-over. And that's your little pet Diablo? *Jerks thumb at whatever. Okay, whichever can do her best to charm me wins. And I warn you, I'm a pretty slick customer, I know when I'm being conned.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (bows): You may go first, gypsy.

 

[The Count]

*Cryptic evil smile. Mal, you're the gal for me. That dragon bit gets me everytime. Sure, I may be a sucker for it, but so what. *Flames rise around the two, and when they receed, both god and dark fairy have left.

 

[The Count]

*Cozying up with Maleficent Kelly at underworld beastro... So, what other boring little princesses have you cursed lately? *Draws a waiter over for Kelly to order her drink, if she wants anything.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly-Maleficient: I never really liked Snow White much, though she and Cinderella are at least good at housekeeping. However, I resent the idea that women must be domestic servants in order to woo the male.

 

[The Count]

Hmm, that's interesting. *Sipping at a pomegranate concoction. You know, some of the strongest women I've found thrive upon their own power, especially in the darkness. Must be that old phrase, whatever doesn't kill you...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (nods): Yes, as you may recall, when I wasn't invited to that little brat's birthday, I took matters into my own hands. I am not one to just stew on her throne. I take obstacles and *grips staff tightly* obliterate them, mwahahahaha!

 

[The Count]

Hey babe, I dig where you're coming from. After all, I had to shmooze the Fates to reshape my own plans for taking over Olympus. Wasn't easy, especially when those shmuck underlings of mine messed things up... But still, we persevere. So, there any place special you want to check out after this? *Hair cooly smoking a sweet incense smell as its lord is mostly calmed for now.