Alex: *holding a wilted flower with only one petal on it* He loves me NOT. You see? That proves it. And why should he love me? He's obviously in love with her and he wouldn't have written that absolutely beautiful letter if he wasn't sure he felt that way!
Sweetums: Well, maybe he's just... uh... maybe he's -
Link: Maybe he's just pretending. Maybe he really wanted to say-
Sweetums: *puts his hand over Link's mouth*
Alex: *looks sorrowful* Guys, give it a rest. I mean, really, he might as well have asked me for my best friend's phone number!
Link: Speaking of phone numbers, I was wondering if you could get me Spamela's phone number... I seem to have misplaced it.
Alex: Oh, sure Link! I'll give you Spamela's number. *writes down a number and hands it to Link*
Link: Oh! Thanks! 1-800-GET-A-LIFE. heeey... are you sure this is right?
Alex: Oh I'm sure allright... >_>