MC Dorms: 2009: Summer Vacation.

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (tells Ed the arrangement of the meals and what's included): Hmm ... I wonder if Jareth didn't write those lyrics. *giggles*

Hoggle (oggling Spamela at her table): You sings pretty. *bats eyes*

 

[The Count]

Wouldn't put it past the king of the maze. at Kelly.

 

[RedPiggy]

Hoggle (nods dreamily, sighs)

Pearl (grabs his ears and takes him away): Ain't you got duties, sugah?

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (to Ed): That was great! I hope you've been enjoying that story of me an' Waldo's, 'cause it's almost finished. I've got some friends looking over it now to make sure the terms are accurate.

 

[The Count]

Thanks Cotterpin. I have and look forward to it. *Drops a couple of coins into the little Doozer tip bucket. We'll have to come back here again. If the service's this good... *Shyly looks over in Kelly's direction.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (so glad the place is closing, starts taking off the costume in front of everyone)

Hoggle: O_O

Pearl: O_O

Cotterpin (hides her eyes): I can't bear to watch.

Kelly (growls): I wore CLOTHES, you know! Sheesh ...

 

[The Count]

*Twiddling thumbs at the booth while the scene above plays out.

Me: Yep.
Count: Yep.
UD: Yep.
Me: Yep.

Well... Erm, anyone need a lift bak home?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (holds out a crystal ball as the clock chimes, zapping everyone back to the Dorms): It's raining. I hate the rain. 'Sides, I have to deal with puppies who don't like the rain. See y'all later.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(A new juicer has recently been bought for room 7.)

Beige: Come on, let's give it a test run, whip up some juice for the others when they get back.
Scooter: Okay, I'll start slicing the oranges and...
Beige: (snort) Scooter, this juicer is guaranteed to handle large fruits and vegetables. Get the pineapple.
Scooter: (rummaging around in fridge) Here it is...(Beige takes it) wait, Beige, aren't you supposed to slice it first?
Beige: If we had to slice it, those ad guys were lying. (tries to cram entire pineapple into hopper, and pushes the switch) Come on, get in there! (repeatedly tries, and the juicer gives off a faint whiff of ozone) Scooter...
Scooter: I'll get the oranges. (takes out oranges and starts slicing them)

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (driving through the hallways, keeps bumping into things because she chose to close her eyes)

Hoggle (stares at the walls): Lucky.

Pearl: Wow. You mammal folks sure, uh, are creative.