Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[HeraLirambar]

I sorta skimmed through the article... did it say something about affecting menstrual cycles? If it means shorter, I say YAAAAAAY! Men, don't take showers anymore! If, on the other hand, it means longer, I say ! Take a shower.
Really, I don't care what men smell like, as long as it's not formaldahyde. (sp?) I don't know what man would smell like that, but still, makes me gag.

 

[scarecroe]

Originally posted by HeraLirambar
Really, I don't care what men smell like, as long as it's not formaldahyde. (sp?) I don't know what man would smell like that...

A dead one?

 

[grail]

Originally posted by scarecroe
A dead one?

*rimshot*

 

[Super Scooter]

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*sniff sniff* Hmmm. That reminds me. It's been a week. Time to change the ol' socks.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Re: Economical reasons for males to stay unclean

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
C'mon y'all, just look at all the benefits!

• Don't shower, bathe, or wash clothes---save on your water bill
• If ya don't wash your socks, that saves on laundry---and detergent and water usage
• Your socks will become stronger with layers of stiff sweat
• You save money by not havin' to buy soap, shampoo, or detergent
• Sweatin' is a good natural way of keepin' yer body cool
• It's scientifically proven---sweat smells GOOOOOOOOOD...

There's also downsides to this stinky idea.

• People will beat you up
• People will beat you with sticks
• People will beat you with lead pipes
• People will beat you with wrenches
• People will beat you with car parts
• People will beat you with your own shoes
• People will beat you with car parts
• People will beat you with musical instaments
• People will beat you with lamps
• People will beat you with sports equipment
• People will beat you with cooking utencils

That's about all I can think of at the moment.

CrazyChris

EDIT: I just came up with some more.

 

[HeraLirambar]

Re: Re: Economical reasons for males to stay unclean

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

• People will beat you up
• People will beat you with sticks
• People will beat you with lead pipes
• People will beat you with wrenches
• People will beat you with car parts
• People will beat you with your own shoes
• People will beat you with car parts
• People will beat you with musical instaments
• People will beat you with lamps
• People will beat you with sports equipment
• People will beat you with cooking utencils

• People will beat you with muffins.
• People will beat you with sporks.
• Muffins will beat you with people.
• Muffins will beat you with sporks.
• Sporks will beat you with people.
• Sporks will beat you with muffins.
• People will beat you with people.
• Muffins will beat you with muffins.
• Sporks will beat you with sporks.
• Half-elven keyboardists will beat you with coloring books.

No muffins were harmed in the making of this post.

 

[Super Scooter]

Sproks don't kill people! Muffins kill people!

Ooooh! Sporks hurt! First they stab, then they dig- *shiver*

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
*sniff sniff* Hmmm. That reminds me. It's been a week. Time to change the ol' socks.

Nah, ya still got a couple o' good weeks left with 'em---and that's on a short schedule!

 

[Manda:-D]

In the words of Skippy Squierell: Speeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!!!
(And I've never known a muffin to hurt ANYBODY, thank you! Well, except for that one time my friend was choking....)

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Manda:-D

(And I've never known a muffin to hurt ANYBODY,

Oh, they never hurt any-BODY. They go for the head first.