Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Economical reasons for males to stay unclean

C'mon y'all, just look at all the benefits!

• Don't shower, bathe, or wash clothes---save on your water bill
• If ya don't wash your socks, that saves on laundry---and detergent and water usage
• Your socks will become stronger with layers of stiff sweat
• You save money by not havin' to buy soap, shampoo, or detergent
• Sweatin' is a good natural way of keepin' yer body cool
• It's scientifically proven---sweat smells GOOOOOOOOOD...

 

[grail]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Um, yeah Mike, but also:

"In a more sensual setting, exposure to these odors might facilitate the emergence of sexual mood or feelings."



'sides, I never said it would attract mates for sexual performance, but apparently it'll work in the right setting...

yeah, i saw that line too...but i then remembered who it was that posted the article, and after a good laugh, decided to make sure you had seen the part that pertains to you.

heh

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
I never said it would attract mates for sexual performance, but apparently it'll work in the right setting...

'Mates' ? I think we've found your calling - Narrator on the Discovery Channel. You can also do cameos too ! LOL !

 

[foofoocakes]

Stinky boys!!

Sorry all you smelly lonely boys . Ive been married 21 years and in my house no shower no lovin and there is no lack of lovin here. I suppose if this theory is true you also like smelly women.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

<yeah, i saw that line too...but i then remembered who it was that posted the article, and after a good laugh, decided to make sure you had seen the part that pertains to you.

heh>

 

[grail]

Re: Stinky boys!!

Originally posted by foofoocakes
Sorry all you smelly lonely boys . Ive been married 21 years and in my house no shower no lovin and there is no lack of lovin here. I suppose if this theory is true you also like smelly women.

see! no love for Dr. Jones...or Byron, as the case may be, without a good scrubbin' first.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*whispers*

(Maybe foofoocakes is weird...)

 

[Jackie]

I personally enjoy Joe's natural smell but when you wake up in the morning from night sweating it isn't always that pleasant!! LOL!

I urge you all to shower! Why do you think girls always smell so good? We shower early and often!

 

[foofoocakes]

I am a little weird but I don't smell.

 

[scarecroe]

This excerpt from the "Why Sex?" episode of the documentary series Evolution may be of interest...

Can a woman detect the scent of a man who can help her bear healthy offspring? One study suggests she can.