Details are...unnecessary. The convictions were all at least ten years ago, and I don't think anyone got hurt, except for feelings and a few other things. Property damage. Mom and Dad's broken hearts. You know.
Although I AM thinking of renewing my criminal mastermind membership to maim the neighbor boy who keeps leaving his skateboard in front of our door AND jammed a potato in the U2mobile's exhaust pipe AND drops his litter right in front of our door. The first covert action will involve that skateboard and the dumpster.
Quinnnnnnnnnnnn