Miss Piggy gets to be my significant other. Though how I'd prevent this from becoming another Muppet Family Christmas altogether-get-together, where uninvited guests show up at the door singing and stuff, is beyond me & Moi.
Miss Piggy & I would officially invite:
-Rizzo the Rat
-Cookie Monster
-Animal
-Gonzo <--- assigned to bring the rolls. "Royce?" As well as Fozzie's absent absent minded humour.
-Guy Smiley "...And, WHAT do we have beneath covered dinner platter number 8?!"
-Big Bird "8 large birdseed milkshakes?"
-Rowlf (Unless Piggy counts as a guest. If Count Von Count's not there to keep accurate count, who'd notice? Letting the dog in may go completely undetected.)
And SuperGrover to show up late with some relief to save us all from being so full after Piggy, Cookie, Rizzo, and Animal have eaten us out of house & home & garage... and the Swedish Chef's meals on wheels.
This dinner party brought to you tonight by the letters R*O*L*A*I*D*S, and by the number 8.