Hensonville City 2011

[Lola p]

Grace: *Coming home*

The first day of school is always the worst....

Muffin: *Curls up by Grace*

Meow?

Abby: What did you do today anyway?

Grace: Tests, boring junk..... the same things... over and over....

Abby: *Brings Grace a Mt. Dew*

This will make it better!

Grace: *Perking up*

Thanks Abby!

 

[The Count]

Huh, seems like there was a party here last night. Hey Count, you got Bloody Mary yet?
No, vill a Bloody Susan do?
UD: Not unless she ruptures a vessel from all her shrieking after those prickly legs burst out from her sides.
Me: She's not Susan, Uncle D.
At least Aunt Ru checked back in last night.

*Digs into a piece of pumpkin pie we got on Monday that's been sitting in the fridge.

 

[Ruahnna]

Ru: Hey, Kermit--do you mind to take these cinnamon buns down to Uncle Deadly's room? Careful--the pan is hot. I saw his little eyes light up last night when he smelled the pies baking, so I thought I'd send something over.
Fozzie: His eyes always light up.
Kermit: True. Want to walk with me, Fozzie?
Fozzie: Sure. Nice night and I love the smell of cinnamon.
Ru: (opening oven and looking in) Good. Then you'll want to have a cinnamon bun when you get back.
Kermit: You're making more? For here?
Ru: Yep. Double batch.
Fozzie: (whispering) She bakes when she's stressed.
Kermit: And happy. She bakes when she's happy, too.
Fozzie: Yeah--that, too.

 

[The Count]

UD: By the glowing of mine eyes...
Something wicked this way flies.
Wicked, as in good of corpse.
*The door creaks open as the phantom dragon greets frog and bear, thanking them for the baked buns asking them to wait a moment.
*Puts the tray in the fridge, and gets a full tin of a cheesecaky flan, giving it to the duo at the door.

Take this upstairs to Dame Ru and please pass along our compliments to her crafts, both in cookery and verse as we adore her written work.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: B-bloody S-susan?

Ellie: Yeah Susie, but don't worry, I'm sure as long as no one calls you by your full name, which is Susan, you'll be just fine!

Susie: *rushes to find her security blanket*

Bert: Susie, you don't have to...hide...

Susie: *now hidden under her blanket* I'll be next! Oh man, oh man! I'm next! *shivers and the peeks her head out* Can someone please bring me my garlic chain and four leaf clover chain?

Ernie: Here you go Susie! *brings her the chains*

Susie: Thank you Ernie! *accepts chains and goes back to hiding under her blanket*

Ernie: You're welcome! If you want some company in there you can take Rubber Duckie with you *squeaks the rubber duck*

Susie: I'll be okay, I'll just hide under here for a while...*pulls blanket tighter*

Ellie: Susie, you can't be serious...

Bert: I believe the line is: Surely you can't be serious.

Ernie: Who's Shirley?

 

[Lola p]

Grace: *facepalm*

We forgot to deliver 2 pies! Arg!

Cantus: Does this mean...

Grace: YES!

*in a loud voice*

Room 13: Asemble!


**after the pies are being brought, and everyone is ready, they head out to apartment 11**

 

[The Count]

Aw, sorry Susie, didn't mean to scare you. That whole bit was a reference to a human girl named Audrey from Kris's current fanfic opus. You should read her stories if you want. Besides, as stated there, one of the rules of monsters is not to kill. Scare, sure. Frighten, you bet. Eat, only if it's a large Muppet monster and it would be seen as comical. But kill? Never!

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: *regains composure and is putting away her scared kit* Thank goodness!

Bert: See Susie? You didn't need to hide.

Susie: Yep...Hm...what smells like...*realizes it's her garlic chains* Oh.

Ernie: *playing his saxophone*

Ellie: Ernie, could you only play that one part from the song Careless Whisper? And just that one part, not the rest?

Ernie: Like this? *plays*

Ellie: Perfect! You can be like Sergio Flores and follow people around just playing that!

Ernie: *walks over to Bert and starts to play the one part of Careless Whisper*

Bert: Ernie...

Ernie: *keeps playing*

Bert: Ernie, I...

Ernie: *just keeps going*

Bert: ERNIE!

Ernie: Yes Bert? *ceases playing*

Bert: -_- Nevermind...I'll be pigeon watching!

Ernie: Wait up Bert! *follows his friend, equipped with his saxophone*

 

[Lola p]

**everyone is bored*

Abby: *sighs*

There has to be someone to bother!

*over dramatic**


SOMEONE!

Don: Go an bother that Floyd, or mabye that weasel... Stewart, is it?
Abby: No! Floyd is too cool!

Don: whatever you say, brat.

Grace: *grins evilly*

Why don't you go bother Sam?

Abby: **laughs maniacally**

Yes!

*teleports to apartment 7**

*repeatedly pokes Sam*

Grace: Cantus, can you go and check on her, make sure she doesn't turn Sam into a monkey or something...

Cantus: No.


Grace: *pulls out a Bag*

How about if I gave you a doozer stick?

Cantus: No.

Grace: 2?

Cantus:

Ok!

*grabs doozer sticks and goes to check on Abby *

 

[The Count]

*Knocks on Apt 2, then leaves after dropping off a giftcard for any of the HV Mall's clothing stores and a CD with Joe Raposo songs for Prairie.
Happy birthday girl.