Hensonville City 2011

[Katzi428]

*Knocks on Apt 2, then leaves after dropping off a giftcard for any of the HV Mall's clothing stores and a CD with Joe Raposo songs for Prairie.
Happy birthday girl.

Prairie: Oh boy! Thanks Ed & Scare crew!

Did you think your birthday was forgotten? Wrong-o! Happy birthday! hugging Prairie & presenting her with a gift card to Hensonville Spa
Prairie looks at it Wow ! Thanks Kathy!

hugging her back Oh my pleasure honey!
Chef gives Prairie summer PJs Robin gives her a kitten charm Grover gives her a musical note charm Rosita gives her a heart charm and the three of them all chipped in for a charm bracelet. Chef made Prairie a special breakfast of strawberry banana pancakes. So everyone eats those.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: *is wearing a cap, all of her hair is stuffed into this cap, she keeps holding the cap to her head*

Ernie: You okay Susie?

Susie: I need to go see Spamela, maybe she can help...

Ellie: *walks over with a hair brush filled with chunks of blue hair* Susie, what happened exactly?

Susie:I have no idea...I must have mixed up my shampoo with something or other.

Bert: *is outside pigeon watching and taking photos*

 

[Lola p]

*10 minutes ago*

Grace: Come on Don! Go to the pool with me!

Don: No! You have poisoned me with that horrible excuse for a food you call Mc Donald's!

Grace: But... Mc Donalds is so good....

Don: Look, of you really want to go swiming, just go to the bath tub and swim! Ok?

Grace: Ok!

*present time*

Grace: *head under water with a snorkel, scuba diving*

Don: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
*screams and runs out of room 13.**

 

[newsmanfan]

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Hi guys. Did I miss much?

Rhonda *scrolls up, reads with wide eyes*

Oh MY. That Stanley is one bad --

Rhonda: Shut yo' mouf. Unless you want another defamation suit from the weasels.

Er... *fumbles with his cuffs nervously* Er, uh, no. You didn't miss much...

*looking over the security tapes for the past few days* Erk! Geez...I see the tower is Weirdo Central once more.

I was thinking of inviting Sam over. I think he may need a break.

Rhonda: He's already broken, that won't help.

Well, come on, guys. We have to go give Prairie Dawn her birthday gift!

Rhonda: Aww. That kid's so cute. I think she still believes in unicorns. Reminds me of my niece.

Which one?

Rhonda: Um. Well, she reminds me of eight or ten of 'em actually. Hard to keep 'em straight when that dumb sister-in-law has a litter, like, every other month...

Ummm...okay...

Rhonda: Don't ever be a rat, honey. It's a hard-knock life for sure. 'S why I never went in for the whole parenting gig.

*trying to get post back on track* What are we giving Prairie?

Oh! Well, I have this cool butterfly garden for her! It's a bunch of itty bitty flowering plants that she can plant in a windowbox or outside, and butterflies will flock to it!

Rhonda: Sweet.

Very thoughtful. Er...she doesn't eat them, does she?

The flowers??

The butterflies.

Uh....no.

Hey, I'm just trying to be diversity-sensitive. You know we do have some insectivores in the building.

Rhonda: Not to mention some codswallop swallowers right in this very apartment.

Huh?

Okay, okay, let's just go give Prairie her gift...come on, help me carry.

Oh. Wow...that's a lot of pots.

Rhonda: *snickering* You think maybe throw a grow-lite in?

Rhonda! Knock it off. Let's go. *the gang heads downstairs*

...Did I miss another joke? *scowl*
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[Lola p]

Grace: *is sick in bed*

Arg... I feel like poo....

Don: Must it always be about you? I lost 20 bucks today and-

Grace: *coughs on him*

Abby: Brings some soup in, followed by Telly with orange juice*

Grace: Thanks guys...

Cantus: *softly plays some music*

Grace: Thank you, but isn't that a hit over the top?

Cantus: Ya, it might be a little dramatic...

*goes to tv and turns the DvD player on, and puts in the Muppet Show season 1*

Grace: Thats better!

 

[newsmanfan]

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ACK! ACK! ACK! *dances frantically around in panic*

Uh...are you okay?

Rhonda: Got a hairball? Please, not on the couch.

Jorge Garcia wants me to do a drawing for him! How AWESOME is that!

Who?

Rhonda: Wow. So...you'll be fitting that in somehow among two stories you gotta write, another drawing you owe, and trying to work more?

ACK!

Er...who are we talking about? And I didn't realize you were an artist.

I'm not. Well I am sort of. I draw and paint a little.

How nice! May I see some of your work?

Sur--ah, um. Um. Ummm...

Rhonda: Mani padme hum?

Since when did everyone but me speak a different language around here? So, may I see one of your drawings?

Rhonda: She's got some great ones of you. Although exactly when she peeked in on you in the shower, I do NOT need to know.

She...WHAT?

Um. Um. Gotta run. Stuff to be, people to do...uh...why don't you go hang out with Sam, Newsie? Seeya -- *slam*

*turns accusingly to Rhonda* You put wildwood weed in her wild rice mix, didn't you. Shame on you!

Rhonda: I did no such thing. No run along and play with the birdbrain.
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[The Count]

Hee, if I didn't know better, I'd say Kris is on the same chocolate crazedness Daphne suffers from.
*Is pleased with what got done today.
UD: So when are you going to tackle that next oneshot?
Probably next weekend/week, after I've gotten some more haunters finished off.
UD: Is there a part for me in it?
Dunno, depends on how many verses Scarborough Fair has and the acts we can fit in around that. But cheer up, I hear you have a big scene coming up in the one by Kris starring her favorite felted reporter.

 

[The Count]

UD: So, Torgo's Pizza tonight?
Me: Urg, no. Are you trying to get me to finally chunder down under? Bad enough I'm already feeling a bit glurg that way already.
Manos?
*Gang laughs from a conversation with Kris.

 

[newsmanfan]

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What the hey are you two talking about all secretly over there?

Newsie, it's not a secret. We were just trading jokes from a classic Mystery Science Theatre episode. Here, I'll go get the disc if you want...

Rhonda: Snark-and-popcorn night? I'm in. We doing the salsa popcorn?

Sure, sounds good, especially as this POS was filmed south of the border...

It's very rude to indulge in in-jokes when other persons in the room aren't in on the joke. *frumping*

Well, in about ninety minutes you WILL be in on... Newsie? Are you jealous?

Me? HA. Of course not. We're merely roommates. Why should I be jealous of you giggling over in the corner with someone else...when I rarely see you...and you're always off working on that OTHER story instead of mine... *sniffle*

Awwwww c'mere you!

Wha? ACK! WAIT! No I didn't mean aaaaack! *suffers squishyhugs and noogies*

Rhonda: He DOES look kinda like Sam Donaldson without the glasses. Weird.
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[The Count]

That's not the only one I half-remember.
Oh?
Yeah, you know I like to watch wrestling on USA on Monday right?
Yes...
You remember they used to air Swamp Thing too on that channel?
Indeed.
Well...
UD: Mike Yuasa? Tonight, on the Yuasa Network, a very special episode of Swamp Thing.
Me, in deep voice: Do not bring your evil into my swamp!