Hensonville City 2011

[newsmanfan]

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Ack! Monsters!

Er...no...just Telly...and his roomies. Relax, Newsie.
Hi guys! Welcome to the townhouse.

Rhonda: Yeah, if you can stand all the excitement.

Rhonda! Come on, we do stuff! Look, why don't we hit the pool?

Rhonda: Eh, maybe tomorrow. Don't you have writing to do? Why are you off ogling Sam Neill on youbloob?

Er. Um. Writing! Yeah. Nice meeting you guys...sorry about the piano, Don... *rushes off to room*

Rhonda: Works every time. Okay guys -- kegger!!!

Can we please not use the Jell-O bong this time? That was incredibly messy.

Rhonda: I am STILL trying to figure out how you got through college without learning this stuff.

Um...I...I lived at home...Mother wouldn't permit loud noises after 5pm...
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[Lola p]

Grace: nice to meet you guys too!

**back at apartment**

Abby: flying around apartment** Bored,bored,bored!

Grace: Why don't you go and see Don? He's in a bad mood, and I'm sure you can cheer him up somehow.

Abby: Ya! I'm sure Mr. Don would want a new wall color, or mabye make his pillows into ponies, and then we can go on an adventure to candy mountain with Telly, and-
**goes on for about a half hour**


Grace: Ok, go and do that!


*yells are heard, and Don sounds mad. Suddenly, Abby comes flyin out of the room an hides behind Grace*

Abby: Ms. Grace, Mr.Don is mad at me!

Don: THAT LITTLE RUGRAT ALMOST BROKE BILL! HE IS MY BEST FRIEND! AND SHE COLORED MY WALLS A DEEP PURPLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A TEENAGER!?

**Don rants for about a full hour, then slams his door**

Abby: Ms. Grace, is Mr. Don over dramatic?

Grace: Yes, Abby, he is...

You want some coco puffs?

Abby: Sure!

Grace: **gets Abby some coco puffs, then sits her and herself down to watch some mystery science theater 3000**

 

[The Count]

Good that the new residents are fitting in well.

Hey Kris, while you're still here...
Need help with Bloody Mary, can you help? Drop me a line.
*Goes to check the fanfic entries.

 

[Lola p]

** Mr over dramatic finally comes Out of his room**


**abby and don begin to fight**

Grace: guys, please, I am try to watch-

Don: I know you tried to mess with Bill! You never liked him!

Abby: Don, your being stupid!

Grace: Guys... Pleas-

Don: I am not going I apologize to you! You must soloist to me-

Grace: *very annoyed**

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE.
IN A PLACE CALLED DEEP 13!
DR FORESTER AND TV's FRANK
WERE HATCHING AN EVIL SCEME!

Don: **weirded out, lurks back to his room*


Abby: **grabs coco puffs and watches MST3K with Grace again*

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ellie: *typing madly on her keyboard*

Bert: Ellie...do you have an idea what time it is?

Ellie: Nope! But do you have any idea how awesome what I'm typing is?

Bert: *doesn't answer*

Ellie: It's super awesome just FYI.

Bert: I'm going back to bed...good night Ellie.

Ellie: *finally sees that it is pretty late* Good morning Bert!

 

[Lola p]

Abby: **hovering right above Grace's face**

Wake up! Wake up!

Grace: *Wakes up*

Wha? Whats going on? Mom... School don't start till tommorow.....

Abby: What...?

Grace: **starting to wake up*

Morning Abby!

*Everyone else walks out*

Hi guys! Morning!

Don: Not a good one! I barely slept at all, It was too cold, my feet were hurting... *contuines to complain for 20 minutes*

Grace: *Facepalm*

Look, I heard that that guy Wayne that you always talk about lives here. Why dont you try to-


Don: Wait, THE WAYNE IS HERE!? I HAVE BEEN TO EVERY COMEBACK SHOW HE HAS HAD EVER! I AM A HUGE FAN AND OH MY GOODNES THIS IS WONDERFUL!

*Don starts to go crazy*

Cantus, Telly, Abby, and Grace: *Facepalm*

 

[The Count]

Hmm, heard Kathy and Beth were up and about just now.
Wonder what's going on with them.
UD: Probably enjoying summer vacations with her kids and kits.
Oh, that reminds me to shop for something at the mall when we go to see TDKR tonight.
Vonderful film, I'm looking forward to seeing it.
UD: As I am awaiting a few new entries in the animated category later this year.
Good time to be a movie monster.

 

[Lola p]

Grace: *goes into bedroom, gets guitar, and begins to play and sing*

Way back on the radio dial
The fire got lit inside a bright eyed child
Every note just wrapped around her soul
From steel guitars to Memphis all the way to rock and roll

Oh I can hear 'em playin
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh I can hear 'em singing
Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

Downtown is where I used to wander
Old enough to get there but too young to get inside
So I would stand out on the sidewalk
Listen to the music playin every Friday night

Oh I can hear 'em playin
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh I can hear 'em singing
Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

Some dreams stay with you forever
Drag you around and bring you back to where you were
Some dreams keep on getting better
Gotta keep believing if you wanna know for sure

Oh I can hear 'em playin
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh I can hear 'em singing
Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

Oh I can hear 'em playin
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh I can hear 'em singing
Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

Keep on dreaming

Don't let it break your heart

 

[Lola p]

Grace, Telly, Abby, and Cantus:*In living room, Watching The New Batman Adventures Episode Mad Love.*

Telly: So, Who is the therapist girl again?

Grace: Thats Harleen Quinnzel. She Becomes Harley Quinn later in the episode.

Cantus: Why is she obsessed with that one odd Silly creature?

Grace: The Joker? No one really knows why she loves him that much...

Cantus: Huh.... Sometimes I don't get silly creatures.

Grace: Neither do I Cantus..... And I am one!

*Everyone laughs*

Abby: **Cuddling Muffin**

*all of a sudden, Don's door flies open**

Don: Walks up to Abby*

Why did you do it? Why?

Abby: What?

Don: You messed with Bill! He was positioned Left when I left, but now he is facing the right side of the room! The Fung shui is all messed up now!

Grace: The what now?

Don: *Facepalms

It is the energy in the room! Its all messed up now and-

Grace: *Grabs Don And put him in a closet*

What scene were we on?

Telly: That would be the Scene where Harley breaks the Joker out.

**the roomies *Excluding Don* Continue to watch The New Batman Adventures**

 

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: Wow--that's the first time I ever had a tomato sandwich. Boy, that was good!
Ru: Well, they aren't called "Better Boys" for a nothing. A little mayo, some salt and pepper and a great big slice of heaven. Ready for pie?
Fozzie: Am I!
Ru: Which kind? Apple or blackberry?
Fozzie: (very softly) Can I have some of both?
Ru: Sure--why not! (She serves up pie and puts some whipped cream on top.) Eat up, honey!
Fozzie: (digging in) Hmmm. Thith blacthberry ith goodth.
Ru: You helped pick them.
Fozzie: Yeah, but they're tart when you pick them.
Ru: Wouldn't you be tart if you could be?
Fozzie: (blushing) Um, well....
Ru: Sorry--got carried away. Speaking of--I'm going to take Kermit and Piggy some pie. Give me a second to get them settled and I'll be right back.
Fozzie: Um, okay. I'll hold down the fort while you're gone. Want me to warm your coffee?
Ru: Coffee would be heavenly. Back in a few....