Ru: OMG! I'm going to go down there and KISS Ed for getting the dorms open!
Fozzie: Not if I beat you to it! (stops) Um.... That didn't come out right.
Kermit: (grinning, open-mouthed and delighted) We know what you mean, Fozzie. Heck, I'll kiss him if it comes to that.
Ru: Better not tell Piggy.
Kermit: I could say anything to her right now and she wouldn't even notice. She communing with her closet and I don't think anything would upset her now.
Ru: (blinking) Oh. Oh...then...do you think we ought to tell her?
Fozzie: Tell her wh--oh! Oh! (puts his hat over his mouth and talks through it) I thought it was a secret.
Ru: Fozzie, honey--it can't be a secret long if they're living here, can it?
Fozzie: Oh. I guess not. When are they coming?
Kermit: Well, the contractors are done, so their room is ready, so...any time, I guess. Ru? Have you heard from Gonzo?
Ru: (shaking her head and looking at her phone) Um, no, but Rizzo texted me a little while ago.
Kermit: What did he say?
Ru: Er, something about waiting for the cannon to be loaded onto the scooter.
Fozzie: Our Scooter?
Kermit: No--a scooter bike. (Has a sudden thought and looks at Ru for confirmation.) A scooter-bike and not Scooter-the-gofer--right?
Ru: (doubtfully) Um, right--I think. I haven't seen Scooter. I don't think he's moved in.
Fozzie: (still talking through the hat) Um, is Gonzo brining the cannon here? To our apartment?
Ru: Well, I suppose, but he'll have to keep it in his room. It can't sit in the living room.
Kermit: No. He can't keep it in the living room. Maybe I'll get him to store it down at the theater again.
Fozzie: Um, Ru?
Ru: Yes, honey.
Fozzie: Um...what's going to happen when we watch television?
Ru: What do you mean, Fozzie?
Fozzie: (looking down) Well, now when we watch movies, Kermit and Piggy usually sit in one recliner and you and, um, I...well...we, um.... I was just wondering.
Ru: (smiling and putting her arms around Fozzie) You and I are still sharing a recliner when it's movie night, sweetie. I found another recliner to go with the two we have.
Kermit: Oh, good. It won't be as cool as our recliners, but I'm glad you found one for Gonzo and Rizzo.
Ru: (smiling) Um, funny story. I contacted the store where I bought our recliners and--believe it or not--they had another one just like them.
Kermit: That is unbelievable. I can't believe they wouldn't have already sold out of them after all this time. I mean, a nice lime green tween recliner like that...wow.
Ru: (dryly) I know. I could hardly believe it. I guess not everyone has good taste like us.
Fozzie: (leaning against Ru and letting her rub his ears) I'm glad We're still on for movie night.
Ru: Me too.
Fozzie; Um--how long are Gonzo and Rizzo going to stay.
Ru: Um....well, um, we sort of put them on the lease. So...I guess they're staying all year.
Fozzie: What do you think Miss Piggy will say?
Kermit: That's the million-dollar question, isn't it?
Fozzie: Whew. I'm glad I don't have a million dollars. So, when are we going to tell Miss Piggy they're moving in?
Ru: Um--
Kermit: Er--
(The door to Apartment 5 bangs open.)
Gonzo: Hey, guys! A little help, here! Ol' Betsy seems to have put on some weight--
Ru: Um, Fozzie--I guess the answer to your question is...any time now.
Kermit: Maybe she'll be too busy in her closet.
(There is a loud cry from the girls end of the apartment)
Piggy: RU! KERMIT! Why is Gonzo bringing his cannon into Moi's apartment?!!
Ru: (tagging Kermit) You first!
Kermit: (blanching) Me? Why me? You tell her--she won't karate-chop you--she needs you.
Ru: Not right away. I already ironed everything!
Kermit: (blustering nervously) Well...well...go BAKE something! Quick!
Ru: (running) GOING NOW!