Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

*Knocks at Apt 12. Fresh from our club's kitchen, landlord head simmered in black peppercorns, with a separate serving of crisped noose-rope onion rings and a little cup of habanero sauce.

 

[Katzi428]

coming in from outside Hoo boy is it hot out! grabbing a Fruit 2O from the fridge and putting the bottle against my forehead
Chef: Doon't go swetting all ovur my kitchee pleez.
wiping forehead and pretending to shake sweat at Chef
Chef: UGH! Yu're discusting yu knu thet!
Oh would you relax..I wasn't really sweating!
Chef: Ja..ja..I know. Just watch yore step missy. Yu haff a birthdey coming up. Speaking uv which....whut kind uv ceke do yu want ?
Chef..I'm going to be on a cruise for my birthday. I thought you knew that.
Chef:Well we culd hefe a small partee befur yu go.
Aww..that's sweet. Okay. Um...would German Chocolate be too much for you to handle?
Chef: Nuthing iz tu much fur flexing muscles SOOPER CHEF!
*fighting urge to laugh* OK then!

 

[newsmanfan]

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Funny...I woulda thought a Swedish Chocolate cake would be more his style...

Rhonda: Seriously? You don't remember what happened the last time he tried to make a chocolate cake??

Oh yeah. Hmm. Hey, Newsie?

Yes?

Do you still have that disaster preparedness kit?

Absolutely! *excited* Are we going to a war zone? A natural disaster? Should I get a camerasloth prepped?

Uh...no. Chef is throwing Kathy a party.

Oh. Oh! Got it... *he rummages through hall closet a few minutes, returns wearing a bulletproof vest labeled 'PRESS', with safety goggles and a large Pyrex shield* Ready!
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[The Count]

*Wonders if the city's big enough for another sort of swingin' stage-club type place what with the locations already established. *Shrugs, if worst comes to pass, I can always say it's the main dining spot in my realm of Numbervania. Yeah, I'll go with that when writing. *Feels heelish for the delay, but it can't be helped.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Chip in? for what?

Rhonda: It's that silent sax guy's birthday. C'mon, pony up at least a twenty. I know ya just got paid.

My whole paycheck is only twenty-five!

Rhonda: Whadda you gonna spend it on?? Your roomie takes care of rent and utilities and food. You have a whole closetful of plaid. Cough it up.

*grumbling* Oh, all right...but I really wanted this month's issue of "Anchorese"...there's an article about Suitably Frazzled Hairstyling I wanted to read.

Rhonda *counting cash* Honestly. Why doncha ask our host here to get it for you? She adores you. You could certainly use a sugar mama.

Er...I...I don't have much of a sweet tooth, actually. Are you getting Zoot a birthday cake?

Rhonda: My queendom for a clue phone... sigh. I mean, you have an opportunity here, why not use it?

I don't follow you.

*Rhonda leans up to hiss in his ear. Newsie turns beet red*

Hah...wha...NO! What...what sort of Muppet would I be to take advantage of something like...like that?

Rhonda: Sugar Muppet.

Whu --you --er --

Rhonda: Take your time. Words must eventually come to even such a brain as yours, foamhead. See ya. I'm off to the mall for a giftcard to SlouchHatsRUs.
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[Katzi428]

Robin: You just about ready Mom?
Yeah...Robin, are you sure you want to go? It looks like it's going to storm any minute.
Robin: So we'll bring an umbrella. C'mon Mom...I've been waiting all month for this. You like our mother-son dates,don't you?
Oh sweetie..of course!
Robin: Then let's go! And remember...I'm paying.
mock saluting Yes sir! See you guys later. waving to Chef Rosita and Grover.

 

[Katzi428]

Robinand I come back from Juhl's Pizza's and browsing around Hensonville. I open the door to ...
Chef ,Grover ,Prairie & Rosita yelling :SURPRISE!!!!!
The Apartment is decorated in pink an aqua streamers & a HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHY! sign is on the wall.
My gosh! This is a surprise!
Prairie: More people are coming soon.
How did you plan this?
Prairie: Oh..I have my ways..

 

[The Count]

Aw shoot... Missed out on Jull's. That reminds me, I need to send Beth to Pizzalola's up in MN to get some of that Sunny Side eggs and leaks pizza they make there.
Happy birthday Kathy. We show up and leave a wrapped pair of cat's eye shades and sun/storm bonnet for her upcoming cruise. We'll be fright back in a little while to help celebrate, got to tend to a couple of minor glitches.

 

[Katzi428]

Aw shoot... Missed out on Jull's. That reminds me, I need to send Beth to Pizzalola's up in MN to get some of that Sunny Side eggs and leaks pizza they make there.
Happy birthday Kathy. We show up and leave a wrapped pair of cat's eye shades and sun/storm bonnet for her upcoming cruise. We'll be fright back in a little while to help celebrate, got to tend to a couple of minor glitches.

Aww...thanks Ed & Scare Crew! Very sweet of you!
Chef: Leaking pizza? He bettur get an umbrella tu gu with der pizza! chuckling
Robin: Yeah ..I think rained pizza in the movie Sunny With A Chance Of Meatballs!laughing
You knuckleheads! giggling Leeks are a type of vegetable!!Sheesh!

 

[newsmanfan]

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Happy Almost Birthday Kathy!

Rhonda: Wow, guess I picked the right gift...here's a Muppet umbrella. Maybe you can use it for the leaks.

Surprise!! *blows confetti trumpet*

*everyone stares at Newsie*

Er...or did someone already do that?

Let's say that story has already been broken... Kathy, here's a Florida-friendly gift: a Muppet cooler that'll hold a six-pa...oh, wait, oops. *picking up Blue, who stares back and then spits out a soda can tab* Great. Okay, who switched the cooler?

Pink: Mmm. Cow. *crunching noises; he spits out another tab* Cow has bones.

Rhonda: I thought YOU were supposed to bring the cooler?

I...er...I'll go see if it's back at the apartment...
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