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Happy Almost Birthday Kathy!

Rhonda: Wow, guess I picked the right gift...here's a Muppet umbrella. Maybe you can use it for the leaks.

:news: Surprise!! *blows confetti trumpet*

*everyone stares at Newsie*

:news: Er...or did someone already do that?

Let's say that story has already been broken... Kathy, here's a Florida-friendly gift: a Muppet cooler that'll hold a six-pa...oh, wait, oops. *picking up Blue, who stares back and then spits out a soda can tab* Great. Okay, who switched the cooler?

Pink: Mmm. Cow. *crunching noises; he spits out another tab* Cow has bones.

Rhonda: I thought YOU were supposed to bring the cooler?

:news: I...er...I'll go see if it's back at the apartment...
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Wow! Well thanks you guys! This umbrella is beautiful! I'm not going to open it inside though. You know the old superstition about opening umbrellas inside. It's bad luck. I love this cooler! I can keep my Fruit 2 Os in it when I don't feel like going into the kitchen.
Prairie: Boy..are you lazy! The kitchen's a few feet away!
Hush up you! I'll use the cooler when we're using the pool .
Chef: Did yu want tu hefe birthdey cake now?
No...I think we can wait a little while. Ed said he'd be back in a bit. Plus Ru and crew might come up. So we'll se what happens with them.
 

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Pink: Cake? Yip yip yip yip.
Blue: Mmmm. Awww. Yip yip. Cake. Yip yip yip. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Whoops. I think you used the C-word a little too early... *ducks as martians bounce around room yipping excitedly)

Rhonda: Yeesh. Anybody got a can of Frayed?

:news: Bad pun, Rhonda. Very bad.

Rhonda: Who's punning? I mean, LOOK at the stringy tentacles on those things! It's enough to put me off calamari!

:news: Uh...huh. Um, Kathy, here's my gift for you: a one-year subscription to Der Cookin der Foodie-foodie! Er...the Chef said you'd like it...
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Aaand we're back. Just had a superb bowl of garbanzo rice with hot pepper shrimp and scallop sevice Mom sent over. She's the best.
*Uncle D's eyes glimmer a little spotting :news:, then the Martians bouncing. Hmm, if I grab hold of one of their tentacles, will they keep going on like a yoyo?
:batty: Don't feed him a song cue, you'll regret it.

Yay for Kathy.
 

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Pink: Cake? Yip yip yip yip.
Blue: Mmmm. Awww. Yip yip. Cake. Yip yip yip. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Whoops. I think you used the C-word a little too early... *ducks as martians bounce around room yipping excitedly)

Rhonda: Yeesh. Anybody got a can of Frayed?

:news: Bad pun, Rhonda. Very bad.

Rhonda: Who's punning? I mean, LOOK at the stringy tentacles on those things! It's enough to put me off calamari!

:news: Uh...huh. Um, Kathy, here's my gift for you: a one-year subscription to Der Cookin der Foodie-foodie! Er...the Chef said you'd like it...
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Thanks for the magazine Newsie. I'll take a look at it later.
Aaand we're back. Just had a superb bowl of garbanzo rice with hot pepper shrimp and scallop sevice Mom sent over. She's the best.
*Uncle D's eyes glimmer a little spotting :news:, then the Martians bouncing. Hmm, if I grab hold of one of their tentacles, will they keep going on like a yoyo?
:batty: Don't feed him a song cue, you'll regret it.

Yay for Kathy.
snickering at the thought of the Martians bouncing
Chef: Der beency bouncee Mershuns?
Nahh better not. How about we have the you know what now?
Chef: Ooh..ia ja! Der German choklit ..erm..thingee!!
 

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Yum, the chocolate thingy! :insatiable:
*Hopes it doesn't start cursing in Japanese.
 

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Yum, the chocolate thingy! :insatiable:
*Hopes it doesn't start cursing in Japanese.
Chef laughing :Ohh..yu're SO funny Ed! Doon't werry.It's a GURMAN Choklit ceke. But I knoow whut yu meen. sticking a knife into the cake lightly to see if it screams. It doesn't. Okee . Everywun go sit doown while I put 100 canduls on der ceke.:wink:ing at me.
Watch it buddy! Remember that YOU'RE older than ME!
Everyone takes their seats in the dining room and then Chef comes out with the cake. . Surprisingly it looks beautiful! Chef wrote "Happy Birthday Kathy" in pink lettering and put only 16 candles on. Everyone sings "Happy Birthday" to me . I make a wish & blow out the candles .:smile:
 

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*Us: Thanks :hungry:, we dig into the deliciousness. *Salutes Kathy, who's going for a ride, on the toot-toot. *Loves using MCR references. *Uncle D takes up a disc of jazzy spies music to Apt 7 as a present for :cool:
 

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Grover is putting up my Kit-Kat clock .He gives the nail in the wall one final hit.There you go! One kitty cat clock on your wall. Are you sure those eyes moving back and forth won't scare you?
Positive. Thanks Grover.
Grover: My pleasure. Just make sure Gaffer does not go after the tail on the clock.
Ugh..yeah true.
Robin comes in Hey Mom...that movie you like is on. You know..the one with the kid that's always saying "I can tell these things."
Back To You And Me? Ooh..great! Thanks honey! Want to watch it with me?
Robin: No thanks. But can we watch The Muppets later?
We'll watch it now. I've seen that other movie tons of times.
Robin looking grateful Thanks Mom. I'm still mad that I wasn't in the movie.
I know you are, Robin. But think of all the fun you would have missed out on.
Robin: Yeah...you're right.
 

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*Red runs a card and a present up to Kathy's room. The card says "Dear Kathy, we are so sorry to have missed your birthday party, life is just...yeah. It's crazy to say the least. Please know we're thinking of you, we hope you have a great trip. Enjoy this book of cats and Jim Henson's Doodle book (one of Beth's favorites). Love from Beth and the residents of Apt 3"*
 

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You do realize Kathy's apartment is right next door to yours Red? Meh.
*Grumbles at the slowness and ineffectiveness and having to keep reloading the page to get anything done on F'a$$book. Not going back there unless Boober_Gorg answers my message.

*Still has to contact the residents about two potential cases for new tennants, mood slightly down, just have to power through it. :sigh:
 
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