Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

Aw... Can't decide who's cuter, Angie in her bunny suit or Spamela with her bunny ears.
Happy Easter guys. *Hands out peppermint marbles and a couple Snickers chocolate eggs.
Happy Passover Zoot. *Gives him a box of Oreos.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ernie: *sees Spamela in the Jessica Rabbit outfit* Boy she looks good, doesn't she Bert?

Bert: She-she...s-sure does. *getting nervous*

Ernie: Hey, Spamela! Come take a picture with Bert! *gets his camera ready*

Bert: ERNIE! *doesn't like the idea*

Ernie: Oh, come on Bert, what harm could it do!

Bert: You'll always have proof of how you humiliated me this year....and isn't this suit a rental?

Ernie: We don't have to give it back until tomorrow !

Bert: Wonderful -_-

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: *cleaning up the cracked egg* Poor egg! *yet another container of egg dye is behind her*

Bert: I'm going to change out of this...nightmare. *starts to go*

Ernie: Bert, wait.

Bert: Yes Ernie? *turns back to face him*

Ernie: *quickly takes pictures of Bert using a Polaroid camera* Thanks buddy!

Bert: *sighs in defeat and goes off to change out of the stained bunny suit*

Ernie: Pictures of Bert in a bunny suit! Get your pictures of Bert in a bunny suit! *holding pictures in his hands*

 

[Katzi428]

watching Robin dig into his Easter basket I think that's all for tonight, buddy. I don't want you getting a stomachache.
Robin: I won't. One more piece? Please?
Robin......in my "I mean it"...voice
Robin : Okay...I'll put it away .going to put it in the kitchen
Thank you . I know the candy is good ,but I remember being your age and having pains in my stomach from eating too much candy.And I don't want that happening to YOU.
Robin: You're right. I can always have more candy tomorrow for breakfast.
WHEN can you have the candy,Robin The Frog??
Robin: After a NICE healthy lunch .
That's what I thought I heard. And I better not see one of those flippers near that candy before lunch tomorrow or I'm hiding the candy for a day.
Robin : OK Mom.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Aannd...taxes are done!
Gillis: And you only waited until eight days before the deadline.
Kim: Stifle it, Maestro.

-Kim

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *head-desk* This. Is. OUTRAGEOUS!

Sal Minella: *flinches* W-w-what happened?

Angie: I just got a ticket!

Sal Minella: A ticket? Did ya' win somethin' from a radio contest?

Angie: *facepalm* Don't talk to me right now. -.-

 

[newsmanfan]

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Blue: Mm. Cow. Nom nom. Yip yip yip. Cow. Mmmm.
Pink: Mmm mmm cow. Yip yip yip.

*noticing the martians are chewing up all the chocolate bunnies butt-first* Uh...guys...generally we start with the ears... *they stare up, mouths open, chocolate dribbling out, perplexed* ...Never mind.

Rhonda: Hey, did we remember to send every single Peep over to Ru?

Yes. She's the only one who can stand them besides Teeth and Zoot. And they're already Peepstoned.

I thought this complex was drug-free!

Who told you that?

Sam!

Rhonda: Point, left. En guarde.
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[The Count]

Mmm... Feels like a storm's abrewin' round these parts. And on a Friday the 13th no less. *Scary smile.
Now if it'd only brake out in thunder and lightning...

Would like to make it down to the club but I'm not sure about the timing. At least I have full confidence the fic'll get posted over the weekend, or on Monday at the latest.

* is upstairs on the roof, playing his melodic violin.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Rhonda *yelling up at the Count* And it was YOUR cigar we found -- oh never mind. *grins*

Sheesh. Bad Mel Brooks references ahoy!

Er... who's Mel Brooks?

*stares at Newsie a moment, then grabs his tie*

Urk! Wha--? Wait!

Nope. Come on. Rhonda, make some popcorn. I declare a movie day. *sets up dvd of "Young Frankenstein" with "Blazing Saddles" on tap next*

Rhonda: Kewl. Ya want the salsa popcorn or the jalapeno cheddar?

Mix 'em. I'll grab some cokes. YOU, sit right there and take notes, Muppet boy. There WILL be a quiz.

Uh...er... *mutters to self* I hate school. There'd better not be a cafeteria involved here.

Rhonda: Why? Lemme guess...you got milk dumped on you every day.

And then the lunch lady would blame ME!

Uh...relax, Newsie. No lunch ladies. Promise. *opens window and yells out* HEY! It's Cultural Expansion Day! BYOB! Everyone in! I'll give dark chocolate marshmallow creams to anyone who can quote BOTH films in entirety!

Rhonda: Hah! Those creams are so MINE.

Do I get anything for sitting still for all this nonsense?

Yes. A cuddle.

*blushing* Eeep...
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[The Count]

UD: Ah, one of the cultural classics. Granted, Frank did pick up a few dancesteps from that movie...

Me: Which movie?
UD: Young Frankenstein of corpse.
Me: Why, which Frankenstein is so young?
UD: Dr. Frederick Frankenstene.
Me: Don't you mean 'Frankenstein'?
UD: No, it's pronounced 'Frankenstene'.
Me: Do he pronounce it 'Froederick' too?
UD: What?
Me: Never mind.
*One of 's bats flies in, preceeding its owner.
Me: Ah, Eyegor.
UD: What? I thought its name was Igor.
Me: No, it's Eyegor.
UD: But I was told it was Igor.
Me: Well, you were told wrong, weren't you?

*Remembers to bring the herb butter for some of that popcorn.