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*Snookie and Carl are sitting in the living room staring at the tv, getting more irritable by the minute. Carl's chair, soaked in drool hours ago during a Top Chef marathon, has now dried crusty. Snookie is still annoyed Carl ate the remote after a fight over channel-changing during said marathon.*
BMC: What's TAKING so long? They've been in there for... *smacks his belly; the talking clock he ate days ago chimes "the time is now two-fifty-three" in a muffled voice* ...almost eight hours!
Snookie: You really have no idea what she meant, do you. Figures.
BMC: Whaddaya mean?
Snookie: She said she was going to be busy giving the reporter his birthday present.
BMC: How stupid IS he? Don't tell me he's still tryin' ta see how to unwrap it!
Snookie: You're a dustmop. Shut up. *Carl glares; Snookie amends* Uh...heh heh...I mean...well, the girl's been busy. She wasn't home for his birthday. Stuff to make up for. You know.
BMC: You don't think he'll mind me eating the new jacket? It needed salt anyway.
Snookie *sigh* Didn't your mother tell you not to eat other people's gifts? Schmuck. Look...she loves the guy. Frog knows why. She wrote all those stories for him.
BMC *scratching horns* Never tried a story. Do they taste good?
Snookie *struggling with his patience* THEY WON'T BE OUT FOR A WHILE. It's a LOVE thing. Now will you shut the robbin' frog up already??
BMC *crossing arms, affronted* Sheesh. Whadda mouth on that guy.
Snookie: Yeah, but he was born that way...
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Thanks Ed!
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*Snookie and Carl are sitting in the living room staring at the tv, getting more irritable by the minute. Carl's chair, soaked in drool hours ago during a Top Chef marathon, has now dried crusty. Snookie is still annoyed Carl ate the remote after a fight over channel-changing during said marathon.*
BMC: What's TAKING so long? They've been in there for... *smacks his belly; the talking clock he ate days ago chimes "the time is now two-fifty-three" in a muffled voice* ...almost eight hours!
Snookie: You really have no idea what she meant, do you. Figures.
BMC: Whaddaya mean?
Snookie: She said she was going to be busy giving the reporter his birthday present.
BMC: How stupid IS he? Don't tell me he's still tryin' ta see how to unwrap it!
Snookie: You're a dustmop. Shut up. *Carl glares; Snookie amends* Uh...heh heh...I mean...well, the girl's been busy. She wasn't home for his birthday. Stuff to make up for. You know.
BMC: You don't think he'll mind me eating the new jacket? It needed salt anyway.
Snookie *sigh* Didn't your mother tell you not to eat other people's gifts? Schmuck. Look...she loves the guy. Frog knows why. She wrote all those stories for him.
BMC *scratching horns* Never tried a story. Do they taste good?
Snookie *struggling with his patience* THEY WON'T BE OUT FOR A WHILE. It's a LOVE thing. Now will you shut the robbin' frog up already??
BMC *crossing arms, affronted* Sheesh. Whadda mouth on that guy.
Snookie: Yeah, but he was born that way...
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Thanks Ed!
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liked it, even if Carl ended up devouring the jacket. If I knew it'd end in his gullet, I'd have tucked some condiment packets in the pockets for flavoring. At least Newsie wasn't wearing it at the time. Oh, and when you're good and ready wrestling him out of his tux, there's a mountain of KG from Aunt Ru should you want to read that too.