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:news: I didn't know Sam had published anything.

Rhonda: That's what vanity presses are for, sweetheart.

:news: I don't mind him doing commentary and op-ed pieces. I just hope he doesn't consider that news.

Rhonda: Are you kidding? I'm sure he'll say NONE of it's news -- it's been the case for decades! Hee hee hee...

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Huh? Is it Frabjous Day already?
Well well, the time has come!
UD: The valrus said.
Are you calling me a walrus?
UD: Not unless you call me a Bloody Alice, I'm feeling peckish.

Hmm, wonder if we can get Carl to deliver some of that saphron rice and vegetable curry chutney.
 

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Hector (Robin's former teacher and the guy interested in me) is over .He,Robin and I are playing Scrabble.

Hector:Ah! Got one! he puts down QUOTH

Robin: Quoth? What's that?

Hector: It means said .There's a poem by Shakespeare called "The Raven " and in there it says "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore".
Robin:Aww c'mon! I'm not gonna be readin' Shakespeare until high school! How should I know a word like quoth?
Now Robin...don't be a sore loser.

Hector: No...no...he's right. How about quote? replacing the "h" with an "e" You know what quote means.
Robin: Okay..that's better. That's 14 points for quote. writing it down then putting MINES on the Scrabble board Double points for the "M" The M is worth 3 .So that's 6 ....10 all together! You're up,Mom!
You took my spot you little smarty frog!
Robin: I did? Oops!
Uh huh...oops my foot!
Hector chuckles Your poor mom Robin!
Robin: Eh..she'll forgive me.
Nah..I still think I'll sell him to the gypsies. :wink: putting down steal 5 points. I have lousy letters. :rolleyes: What's the score Robin?
Robin: Mr R. 75 you 50 me 48. That "mines" boosted my score.
Thought so.
 

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Er Kathy... The Raven was written by American authorEdgar Allen Poe, not British dramatist William Shakespeare. Just thought you might want to know.

UD: Spooking of which, are you working on Annabel Lee next?
Noo... Though I have a descript in the files that could be checked and consulted with either Ru or Kris, as well as the Living Dead Dolls doll of her, I think I'll skip Ms. Lee in favor of moving on to Antaeus instead. Though if either Ru or Kris spot this and want to chip in their 2¢, that'd be appreciated as always.
UD: Oh... And do you have the Grecian giant in the files as well?
Yes... But I've come to think, and I like this idea, that it'll be :oops: monstrification.
*Uncle D smiles, yes, that sounds most suitable for the clod.
 

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Er Kathy... The Raven was written by American authorEdgar Allen Poe, not British dramatist William Shakespeare. Just thought you might want to know.

UD: Spooking of which, are you working on Annabel Lee next?
Noo... Though I have a descript in the files that could be checked and consulted with either Ru or Kris, as well as the Living Dead Dolls doll of her, I think I'll skip Ms. Lee in favor of moving on to Antaeus instead. Though if either Ru or Kris spot this and want to chip in their 2¢, that'd be appreciated as always.
UD: Oh... And do you have the Grecian giant in the files as well?
Yes... But I've come to think, and I like this idea, that it'll be :oops: monstrification.
*Uncle D smiles, yes, that sounds most suitable for the clod.
:embarrassed::oops: Quoth the kitty lover: How embarrassing! And to quote Animal : Sah-ree..
Thanks for the correction Ed.
 

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*walking in on banging and power drills*
Uh...what's all this then? Oi! What're you playing at?

:news: Why are you speaking bad Cockney?

Sorry, caught up with Matt Smith's first season finally... But what ARE you doing?

:news: Oh. Fortifying! I just learned that...*lowers voice to a gruff whisper* there is a MONSTER TOWNHOUSE nearby!

Uhhh...yeah. I saw that. All monsters, all the time.

Rhonda *munching a crunchy apple* Y'ever see that show Doomsday Preppers? Consider this a spin-off. You gettin' all this, Jerry?

*an aardvark with a camera on his shoulder gives a dew-claw-up*

Ooookay. So, um, you're worried about them invading the apartment?

:news: They could. They will, if we're not vigilant! Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom!

Rhonda: You and Sam formin' a club, or what?

Sam's Club. Heh heh heh. Best place to go for bargain flags and extra-strong window bars.

:news: I'm not an idiot...see? These are the retractable kind, so we can enjoy some fresh air when the all-clear signal is given.

Rhonda: Churchill would be proud.

Just...hammer quieter, would you? I didn't get much sleep and it's too hot to doze now.

Rhonda: Jerry, gimme a closeup of the plaster on his nose. That is hilarious.
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Oh, so people here know about the rival townhouse. Good. They're a bit crazier over there, but they mean well so I hope they have a good run. Hey Newsie, don't forget to call Grover if you need a lockmonster to get out of your own apartment!
:batty: Heh, ve can't all be called 'Smith'.
 

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:news: A...a lockmonster??

Uhm. A gag I wrote recently. Don't worry that cute felted head about it.

:news: *shaking head* I worry about you sometimes.

Rhonda: It's mutual.

:news: Bad enough we have some of...of...er...those sorts of folks right here, but at least they're several levels down and you can tell when they're coming around...

Really? I thought Deadly was pretty stealthy, for a guy with a huge flippin' tail.

:news: Well, yes, but the temperature drops ten degrees.

Rhonda *mimicking blowing out cold breath* I see...dead monsters!

:news: MONSTERS? ACK! *dives into fiend shelter...peeks out three minutes later at the giggling, with a WWII helmet nearly covering his head* Are they gone?

Rhonda: SOMEONE here is definitely gone.
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*Deadly, deciding if he should be flattered or insulted, lets it go with a dismissive shake of his head, goes to get some of the roast chicken for dinner.

Hey Kris, can I get your help with Annabel and/or Antaeus, or are you heading out for now?
 

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Ellie: Ponytail holder?

Susie: Check.

Ellie: Fuzzy PJ pants?

Susie: You're wearing them, check!

Ellie: Wii and controllers?

Susie: Check! Um...what exactly is this all for?

Ellie: An all-night gaming marathon!

Bert: You'll need sleep at some point.

Ernie: Oh Bert, that's what day time is for...for Ellie anyway.

Bert: Ellie, are you having an identity crisis? Because you're most certainly not a vampire.

Ellie: I know, what I am is a gamer! So, if you guys wanna join me in saving the universe from evil ninjas, you're free too. *holds controllers out to them*

Ernie: I'm in!

Susie: I'll play for a little...

Bert: *sighs* Why not?
 
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